Hayden Presents: Corrupt Wish Game

[Trojan_Fabrizio]

Granted, everyone on Argonath dies the next day.

I wish to have full control of everything in the world.

[Freedom]

I wish to have full control of everything in the world. - Granted , World will kill you tomoorrow

I wish a ( new ) girlfriend

[schfifty]

Granted, but your new girlfriend is a b*tch and you become whipped


I wish I had another 8 hours of sleep

[Watahell]

Granted, but when you wake up your house is a little uhh... warm

(Your house is on fire, enjoy  :devroll: )

I wish Gandy could make a huge deposit of hairballs on my account

[X~Shaheen~X]

granted, but the hairballs turn to gold !

i wish i was able to shape shift into reproductive organs

[Rusty]

Granted, but you turn into a Lung shaped like a Penis.

I wish i could never go Hungray

[Trojan_Fabrizio]

Granted, but you are human... :devroll:

I wish to be rich, famous and popular.

[Pandalink]

Granted, but you are rich for robbing a Bank, then famous on the news for going to jail, and popular in Prison as a punchbag.

I wish for Lasagne at Lunch and Dinner everyday. 

[stiffler2100]

granted, but the lasagna eats you for lunch

i wish i was african

[X~Shaheen~X]

granted but you end up being harrased at school and have pople hate you for your skin color. You feel depressed of the white mans abuse of power and leave to africa , there you meet some african people who will end up devising a plan to overtake the world. you then take over the world but without knowing you blew up africa with your damn weapons of mass destruction . you are now homeless in a world with no countries or politics and all there is to do is look at the dead bodies beside you who were once your friends until you went mad with rage, i hope your happy you sick f :alert" ck 


i wish i was able to make any wishes that would not become corrupt

[[GSF]Darren]

Granted, but then i post this comment saying that anything you post here will get corrupted:)

I wish i get a part in the feature film im auditioning for

[X~Shaheen~X]

Granted, but then i post this comment saying that anything you post here will get corrupted:)

I wish i get a part in the feature film im auditioning for

granted but the movie ends up being a duo with jim carey, who ends up stealing the show leaving you more worthless then a used up hooker

also whats the movie?


i wish that the person who will post after me will die a horrible death right before he can click the reply button to my wish - my 3rd attempt to stop this thread lol

[schfifty]

Granted, but my dead finger collapsese all its weight on the left mouse button and a click is managed on the reply button...this also causes me to live again!


I wish that my dog wouldn't put holes in my socks

[Fatboy_Rob]

Granted. But he eats your socks instead.

I wish i didnt have to goto school tommorow

[MrEcks]

Granted, but now you have to go shopping all day tomorrow and will get NOTHING out of it!

I wish contacts didn't suck so much.