Hayden Presents: Corrupt Wish Game

[schfifty]

I wish that the ice storm thats keeping me out of school would keep me out of school tomorrow too!

I am totally out of school tomorrow...put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Granted, But Now you did that medicine Wrongly And Now you caused a WORSE Cancer, And it can infect other ppl, Which is the worse

I wish I were too rich

Granted but now erm...you are TOO rich and your head explodes from all your greed!

I wish that Desktop PCs also had PC Card slots in them

[X~Shaheen~X]

granted but satan started a mass hacking relevation that killed all of our hard drives which ended up with all humans never being able to play a game without a hacker. then satan let out so many bots onto our server that we get ass wacked and explode. satan will then laugh and will serve you as his right hand for wishing for that. he gives you demonic hookers in which u may have sex with but one ended up having a std called penisbomb. it sounds painful and eventually you will explode...

i wish that whoever grants the following wish with ANY bad side effects will also suffer the horrible effects of penisbomb before even reading this post. meaning you cannot even post after me unless you want penisbomb to cover your soul. if your reading this. you are soo screwed 

[sRy]

Granted...but it turned out that the penisbomb was a dud


I Wish I'm Immortal

[X~Shaheen~X]

granted , the world blew up suddendly and you float in space forever and in eternity. You will just float there. pathetic waste of life.  :banana:



i wish that you guys are able to do any punishment to me aslong as it does not kill me, take longer than 30 seconds , and i will still have the right to have a NON CORRUPT  genie right after the punishment. nomatter what or how you punish me the genie will be beside me and im allowed to have 3 wishes after the punishment.

the wishes that i will get from him is - heal all my pains " no matter how powerful "  , place me back to civilization " incase you send me to space etc- also if you blow up civilization during my punishment like dropa  a bomb or something, civilization will be created again by the genie. " and finnaly be super rich with no currpotion or anything that can go wrong. BEAT THAT SUKAS 

[Claire]

Wish granted, you stay single your whole like, how sad is that.

I wish I can get my car fixed for cheaper price.

[X~Shaheen~X]

Wish granted, you stay single your whole like, how sad is that.

I wish I can get my car fixed for cheaper price.

but i have lots of money! i can win girls with money



your wish is granted , then your car gets into 3 more accidents , leaving you i nthe same ammount of debt you would of had before



i wish that all your dreams come true !

[Rusty]

Granted, but you have a Dream of a naked 90 Year Grannie in your Bed feeling you up.

I wish could be a Bird so i can shit on people i don't like.

[Claire]

Wish granted, but as soon as you crap on someone some hunter shoots you down.

I wish that my room was bigger.

[Petey]

granted, but soon you will get way more things and they will fill up your room so it is now the same size as it was before

i wish claire to come online more

[MrEcks]

Granted, but now you come online less.

I wish school didn't suck.

[Claire]

Granted, your mother pulls  you out of public school to send you to private school.

I wish I was little taller

[schfifty]

Granted, but by saying "little" you are now 0.00001 inches taller... "Wow Claire! You look like you grew 0.00001 inches taller!" Thats what everyone is gonna be saying.

I wish I could sleep tonight very peacefully without nasal problems.

[rJCaiG]

stick a dynamite up your nose



i wish i could meet RON

[schfifty]

Granted, but Ron thinks its creepy and files a restraining order against you...you cry

I wish that I had a better mouse for my PC

[Fatboy_Rob]

Granted. But it's an actual mouse and bites you and runs away