Hayden Presents: Corrupt Wish Game

[Pandalink]

Granted, but whilst inspecting it you find a Dead Corpse floating in it, the ARPD turn up, and arrest you assuming you must be a murderer.   

I wish my download speed was faster than 100 KB/Sec Average.

[[GSF]Darren]

granted, but then it goes so fast your computer explodes and due to a chain reaction, the internet goes down so noone will provide you with it

i wish i was an admin... *daydreams*

rod, i support man utd and i dont laugh about hillsborough. that would just be sick...

[UberPwner]

Granted,

But as of 10 mins of getting admin, you get kicked from it because you are too good



I wish i had some Pie.

[Claire]

Granted, but its a pie that I made( I cant cook pies that well)

I wish my college is easier then what it is now.

[Gird3r]

Granted, but then it seems that the teacher will give you a F.

I wish that i get a Wii.

 :banana: Nintendo power  :banana:

[Claire]

Granted, but you find out that they were exterior trial Wii only.

I wish I wont get bad wishes.

[Radagast]

Granted, but the good wishes make you wish bad and corrupt you, driving you to suicide.


I wish that the windows in my room weren't made from paper...

[BlackBird]

Granted, but the good wishes make you wish bad and corrupt you, driving you to suicide.


I wish that the windows in my room weren't made from paper...

Granted, They catch fire and your entire house burns down

i wish i wasnt bored

[Gimli]

granted, you are not bored anymore but you are running for your life from terrorists.


I wish I wouldn't go to sleep so late



-xcasio

[schfifty]

Granted, but now you have the disease "Narcolepsy"...it causes you to not be able to control your sleeping...you will fall asleep at anytime with out warning very frequently...good luck with that.

I wish that my monitor didn't make a weird noise all the time.

[Alsatian]

granted. it also annoys it self with the wird noise and kills itself, no pc for you 

i wish that my chocolate river couldnt be harmed

[Claire]

Granted, your chocolate river is now puddle of mud, have fun drunking that.

I wish to get new shirt I want.

[Alsatian]

granted. but as you open the packaging, you find shit on the shirt, enjoy the smell

i wish i could have a car 

[Watahell]

Granted, but you are too young to drive it  pwned  jk lol I'm 14 so I cant drive either.

I wish I could steal ALL of Ronnel's hairballs without getting routeblocked.

[Alsatian]

granted. but ronnel retaliates and nicks your pr0n, tough luck xD

i wish i was old enough to drive