Hayden Presents: Corrupt Wish Game

[stiffler2100]

granted but your balls are saggier than Squeaks boobs

i wish squeak wont get offended by that.

[Alsatian]

Granted

Instead, he loves that comment, and is around you everyday, until you are pulling your hair outta your head, eventually you commit suicide, have a nice day

I wish that arsenal would win the barclays premier leauge

[Myggen]

Granted, They fail like they allways do.

I wish i was able to fly

[Call_me_Dad]

Granted. UN decides to shoot down all unidentified flying objects

I wish i was a senior employee i UN

[UberPwner]

Granted, You are fired the next day due to corruption.

I wish i was not cool 

[stiffler2100]

that's a wish i cannot grant, it's impossible haha

wish i was as cool as uber

[Grovyle]

Granted but then someone sohots you for etintity theft.
I wish... wait... what was I going to wish? I wish I could remember wtf I was going to wish.

[Call_me_Dad]

Suddenly you remember, you wished that you are cured from Amnesia.

I wish tomorrow i could sleep all day 

[Immortal]

Granted, but your mom slaps you then when she realized that you didnt wake up, she opened a porn video at TV

I wish i could be mortal

[Call_me_Dad]

Granted. Someone hacked into your accounts and changed your name  :razz:

I wish that everyone decide to be honest for ever

[Grovyle]

Granted but then everybody suicides.

Why GTA 4 hookers suck? (just joking, i didnt even play GTA4 yet XD)