[FORUM] Mamma jokes - $100,000

[Bogomil]

Mamma jokes never get old. Post below your mamma jokes and the winner will take $100,000. The event starts now and ends next Sunday. The only rule is to create your own jokes. You can post as many as you want.

[Traser]

Your momma so fat, if i have to walk around her i am faster around mount chilliad then her.

[Stefos]

Your momma so ugly if I was her husband I'd go get milk and never come back.

[UllerSkibenaes]

Your mum is so fat that when she walks in front of the TV, all 3 movies of Lord of the Rings are finishing.

[Bogomil]

Your mum is so fat that when she walks in front of the TV, all 3 movies of Lord of the Rings are finishing.

The only rule is to create your own jokes.

bruh

[Afyea]

Your momma so fat that there's bigger possibility for Gandalf to return, than you walking around her.

[KJ_deactivated]

Your momma so fat that there's bigger possibility for Gandalf to return, than you walking around her.

Win

[Afyea]

Your momma so fat that there's bigger possibility for Gandalf to return, than you walking around her.

Win

<3 bračiņ

[Khm]

Yo mama so fat that she's bigger than the ego of a mob that can't lose a rp/dm scene on argo.

Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in Luciano's underground tunnel.

Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in FLA's secret cave.

Yo mama so hairy that SanTV made a documentary about rare species for her

Yo mama so ugly she scared the 9 years-old pewdiepie supporters.

Yo mama so ugly she scared the whole Argo playerbase off the server

[KJ_deactivated]

Yo mama so hairy that SanTV made a documentary about rare species for her

SanTV special award goes to ^

[Bennzy]

Your mamma is so fat that she even kicked the ass of unexpected cena.

Your mama is so fat that even the whole economy of samp can't fill her tummy.

Your mamma is so fat that even division leaders resign after seeing her stomach.

Your mama is so fat that even gandalf forgot that argonath is a thing.

Your mama is so fat that even svenssons started growing drugs.

Your mamma is so fat that even bogomil forgot that I deserve those 100,000$

[Afyea]

your moma is so big that her ass is almost bigger than the amount of shit Khm dropped on this community

[KJ_deactivated]

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an SanTV ugly contest, KJones said "Sorry, no professionals."

[Khm]

Yo mama so fat that when she farted it made Aragorn return after all these years to ban her for "fuck off"

Yo mama so annoying that the good guys iMarkz and Kojak had to insult her. (ik this is weak).

Yo mama so stupid she installed Ben Samiir's pole mod after he got banned.

Yo mama so stupid her ig driving skills are worse than @Twenty 's.

Yo mama so ugly that Sauron (the eye) had to close himself. (probably the reason why he's never showed up cuz of yo mama).

Yo mama so dumb @Traser  had to create special rank on forum for her so she can find her way around (she still couldn't).

Yo mama so stupid she carjacked CBFasi out of his rhino.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks ***** is a proper rp server. (you know what server I'm talking about )

Yo mama so bad at math she can't count the amount of players online on samp right now.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked around it woke Sauron up and gotten him back active.

Yo mama so ugly that it made Stracci leave with no return when she showed up at RS5's release day.

Yo mama so unbearable that she is worse than RS5 when it got released with all them bugs.

Yo mama so ugly that Jcs had to arrest her in his migration control patrol thinking she's from a different country.

your moma is so big that her ass is almost bigger than the amount of shit Khm dropped on this community

Someone gimme a freepass to provoke back pls.

[TheGreasyChopper]

Your mum is so fat, when she joins Argonath she fills out all 200 player slots.