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[FORUM] Mamma jokes - $100,000

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Offline Stivi

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Reply #15 on: November 25, 2019, 01:14:06 am
The jokes are bad if you explain them pls stop it

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Reply #16 on: November 25, 2019, 03:27:53 am
Quote from: TheGreasyChopper on November 24, 2019, 11:24:27 pm
Your mum is so fat, when she joins Argonath she fills out all 200 player slots.
Mom hasn't joined since Christmas 2012 then.  :(


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Reply #17 on: November 25, 2019, 11:15:10 am
Quote from: Astaroth on November 25, 2019, 03:27:53 am
Quote from: TheGreasyChopper on November 24, 2019, 11:24:27 pm
Your mum is so fat, when she joins Argonath she fills out all 200 player slots.
Mom hasn't joined since Christmas 2012 then.  :(
cuz ur mum so fat theres no room for a second

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Reply #18 on: November 25, 2019, 01:48:26 pm
Quote from: Afyea on November 24, 2019, 09:30:30 pm
your moma is so big that her ass is almost bigger than the amount of shit Khm dropped on this community

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Reply #19 on: November 25, 2019, 08:30:54 pm
To be honest "Your momma so fat" are kind of mainstream (unless it's super funny and original, but i havent seen one yet). So you can try "Your momma so ugly or so dumb or so skinny".


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Reply #20 on: November 25, 2019, 11:10:02 pm
Your momma so dumb she messages the Argonath RPG Facebook page, thinking it's Gandalf.

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Reply #21 on: November 25, 2019, 11:46:52 pm
Did you assume my gender


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Reply #22 on: November 26, 2019, 03:43:00 pm
Your mama is so dumb and still believes that "mama jokes" are funny.


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Reply #23 on: December 01, 2019, 03:14:55 pm
We got a winner. Will be announced later today in game.


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Reply #24 on: December 05, 2019, 03:39:49 am
Who won?


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Reply #25 on: December 05, 2019, 11:48:29 am
Since the competition is over i'm going to leave a honorable mention from RS4's public chat I don't remember who I quote it from:

"Your mama so fat when she passed infront of the TV, i missed 3 episodes"


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Reply #26 on: December 05, 2019, 03:12:37 pm
Quote from: Thom on December 05, 2019, 11:48:29 am
Since the competition is over i'm going to leave a honorable mention from RS4's public chat I don't remember who I quote it from:

"Your mama so fat when she passed infront of the TV, i missed 3 episodes"
That was Nexxt! :lol: :lol:


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Reply #27 on: December 05, 2019, 04:07:01 pm
K Jones won! I announced it in game, but couldn't catch him online for the prize.


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