Documentation on Daddy's Farm experiment at Humane Labs [REDACTED]

[Mark]

Good evening everyone from Daddy's Farm industries, due to recent events development we have decided to release a redacted version of one of Daddy's Farm Industries experiment performed in the past days. This is a partially redacted documentation because public's health and safety is at risk, however due to its nature, it contains sensible data we cannot yet share with you.

As Argonathians we cannot ignore the consequences of this experiment anymore and from now on the decisions taken will shape the future of our country. We're sorry.

Redacted report from the 27th and 28th of January, 2021, located in Humane Labs.

We have successfully made contact with specimen from another galaxy, our victim volunteer, named Father Bastard, has fully agreed with us that it was an important goal for humanity and Argonath to finally find intelligent life outside of our Solar System and Galaxy. IT IS agreed by both parts that any consequence from this experiment will be dealt accordingly and in the respect of human rights.
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Materials used:

1x Human, 60 years old, healthy at time of exposure to treatment.
5x DaDDyTeCH herbs
1x Military Grade Cabin
1x ALMA array, composed of 66 high-precision antennas
2x Radio Transmitters, enabling communication outside of Solar System
3x Prostitutes as witnesses and for entertainment purposes
Description of events that occured from 11:00 PM of 27th January to 1:30 AM of 28th January, 2021:

[EVENTS FROM 11:00 PM TO 00:30 AM, REDACTED]
Subject Father Bastard and 3x prostitutes in Sanitation Room before being transported to the site.


00:35 AM
The Subject was transported onto the experiment site through an elevator, medical analysis ran before pre-launch reported back no anomalies and so the subject was deemed fit for experimentation. [REDACTED]


Once done with medical analysis, we proceeded to power up the array and test functionality, our engineers also started to seek for possible errors in the launch code. The procedure was over in less than five minutes as nothing out of ordinary was reported. [REDACTED]

Subject, Father Bastard was administered DaDDyTeCH herbs through an injection behind his Skull, vital signs showed no complications and so we proceeded with our next step, the subject was invited to walk inside the MG Cabin while the remaining scientists ran a scan on the array power system, which took the approximated 10 minutes.

1:00 AM
Systems were initialized and array's grid directioned towards Specimen Galaxy, pointing to Earth-4769, Father Bastard was secured to his seat in the cabin and administered a sedative to avoid brain injures ([REDACTED]).

1:10 AM

Father Bastard raised his hands up as per procedure and we proceeded with machine initialization. Everything began as predicted, no anomalies detected. Towards the end of phase III Father Bastard turned in.... [REDACTED DUE TO SENSITIVE DESCRIPTION ON HUMAN BODY]

1:30 AM


Few minutes into the experiment we noticed something strange happening to Father's body, shortly after, the weather had changed and the sky was covered in black clouds, a strange green fog started to cover the Humane Lab facility and half Sandy Shores. We continued the experiment conscious this was an important day for humans, power to the array grid was increased to 200%, reaching its maximum.

1:40 AM
Due to sensitive images, we have decided to apply a filter and spoiler alert to our document.

Spoiler for sensitive images, Father Bastard:

We reached Phase V and the end of our experiment when a thunderstorm striked on the facility hitting our machine and the scientists team, which were thrown off their workstations. Luckily for us, the protective grid in rubber installed behind their backs stopped the scientists from certain death.
Shortly after, the MG Cabin caught fire. We got it extinguished in less than 30 seconds thanks to the automated water sprinkle systems and the help of Daddy's Cousin, Jerry. Jerry was the first to witness what had happened inside the cabin, not by any surprise, he wasn't able to describe what he saw. We decided to get a closer look and take some photographs.

We're still clueless on what has happened, was a specimen released in our world or did we transform Father Bastard into one of them ? We need answers.
[REDACTED]

Credits
Photographs: Jcstodds, [TCL] Mac
Players involved: [LSV]Abby, [LSV]RememberMe, [LSV]Lidia Ingalls, TeaM_Edge, Wilhelminaapfeldorf

[Mark]

PRESS RELEASE

We have important updates regarding our recent experiment. Daddy's Farm himself wrote a letter to every press in the state of Argonath, please be aware this is an automated broadcast mail sent by our systems due to CLASS III danger, this PRESS RELEASE was automatically released to the whole state of Argonath after the blackout, a preview was also sent to journalists from Los Santos local news media.


I have reason to believe Father Bastard has successfully transitioned to a new world, we have lost contact for the past 72 hours. We're also investigating a sudden black-out in Sandy Shores area, some of our scientists believe this is related to the experiment but we're not 100% sure.
We have attached a video interview to this press release but due to a glitch in one of our systems there might be an editing error which we're aware of, we're looking into it and we hope to read your  next article soon. All the best to you and your company[REDACTED].

Daddy's Farm Industries.

[Mark]

[Mark]

PRESS RELEASE - ISSUE 2

We have important news regarding Father Bastard and Sandy Shores blackout. Both situations are connected and we have reason to believe Father Bastard is behind the blackout.
Sadly we haven't received news from Daddy himself yet, he was last seen, officially, on his "FuckABitch" yacht headed back to Sandy, however there is no trace of him inside the boat.
Humane Labs will continue working on understanding what happened in the last 24 hours. Our team of scientists has recently discovered some hidden videotapes in their workstations, they'll be carefully analyzed and published in the following days.

In the mean time we would like to show you the footage recorded by our heroic camera man, Tom "the Rat", the recording proves Father Bastard is back in town.
At the moment he has not contacted Humane Labs nor his church followers. We will be looking for him around town, he has to answer on the disappearance of Daddy's Farm and a dozens of questions by our team regarding Earth-4769 and the specimen.

We authorize usage of this PRESS RELEASE to other news media in the country, we will be sending more of these in the next days. We will fix this.

Daddy's Farm Industries.

[Huntsman]

[Mark]

Spoiler for Hiden:

[Mark]

A warning to Father Bastard by Shikh Samir

Good evening everyone.
We have shocking news to share with you this time, they're not good but we know there is enough time to stop this man from doing the actions he promised he would do. Father Bastard has not been found yet, it is very important that he stays alive or we won't get the answers we are all looking for. We won't know where Daddy has gone, we won't know if the specimen are already plotting to kill us all, please do not kill him.

PLEASE, IF YOU SEE FATHER BASTARD IN TOWN, CONTACT DADDY'S FARM INDUSTRIES IMMEDIATELY!

[Mark]

PRESS RELEASE - DADDY'S FARM INDUSTRIES FINDS UNRELEASED FOOTAGE OF TERRORIST'S MANIFESTO AND MANIPULATION

Good morning citizens. We would like to thank you for the patience shown in these tough days, we are confident we will fix this however we have also important news to share and so i'd like to introduce you to Matthew, Jenny and John from Daddy's Farm Industries. They have prepared two important footages for you, please put on your headphones and listen carefully.

This terrorist, Shikh, needs to be arrested. We urge the LSPD to do their job, our hackers have found some interesting manipulation technique from the Terrorist's video released last night. We believe this man is helped by a local paparazzi or news caster. If you have any information regarding these men please contact us immediately.






LEAKED PHOTOGRAPHS OF TERRORIST AND ACCOMPLICES

Spoiler for Hiden:

[Mark]

Dear Citizens,
It finally happened. The terrorist is sharing tremendous images of what he is capable of. We urge once again the LSPD to do their job, Father Bastard has to be found and not by some arab who is looking to cause destruction. Please arrest him.

Daddy's Farm Industries.

[Mark]

Dear Citizens,
Our scientists have received this footage from Earth 4769, Daddy's Farm is alive, we believe he is hiding on an island from the footage.
Daddy has tried to warn us from the specimen however due to the distance between our planet and the other Earth and the fact this was sent from 80s technology, the message has been received with a delay of two weeks. We're not late to catch the specimen hiding in our country, please stay safe and remember to contact us if you have any information.

Daddy's Farm Industries

[Mark]

Spoiler for Hiden:

[Norrage]

Spoiler for Hiden:

Respect for creativity 

[Mark]

I'm lazy so in short: ON TONIGHT'S CLOWN SHOW, Daddy is brought back by the aliens on Earth, as soon he lands, some silly men kidnap him, these men manage to get tricked by a German pilot who then kidnaps Daddy all by himself by some weird ragemp sync shenigans, the german and daddy land on Cayo Perico island, manage to escape, break the helicopter on the way back home and land on Mount Chiliad, the rest is written in the second picture.



I would like to thank those who kept following this silly roleplay idea, it all started out of boredom and turned out to be semi-serious (maybe not) but i'm glad i did it and i'm glad alot of you joined me! I decided to close this character's chapter as i feel like prolonging this won't make it any more fun than it has been.
This was my first attempt at building a character on V:MP and this time i decided to share more of what i do with you all, it is hard but it's fun at same time. I have not done roleplay for a few years now and this project kinda helped me get into the rhytm, not without difficulties of course, in the end i think it is fair enough to end the whole alien idea behind this and just reveal what was really going on behind the LORE, yes you heard it, THE LORE 

As i said, this project of "Daddy's Farm" was born out of boredom, while getting used back to V:MP i noticed something you all are very aware, and it's the lack of roleplay. I decided to go for the dumbest american skin i could find in the game (LUL) and create from scratch a cult. Now, of course, the cult never kicked off as much i expected but it gained some attention!
Some of you decided to join in my madness and actually rp along, i was surprised at first but then it became the norm, the activity with this character went on for some days then we all took a break from the server, coming back wasn't easy but we did it again. With the help of Luther, LSV gang, and other special guests i recorded some footage as you can see in this page. I am happy on how it turned out overall, it was the first attempt to bring some character roleplay to this server, trying to get away from the freeroam nature and "rp on the fly" and the cops vs robbers stuff. I know there are lot of capable people here and i feel like they're just shy or underestimate themselves, don't be afraid! My suggestion is to keep on improving yourself, try something new, try to involve people into your roleplay more! You don't need to have a complex language, as you can see, mine isn't even close to the hardcore stuff you can see elsewhere. If you need tips on how to do this, feel free to message me!

Spoiler for U seriously wanna read this shit?:

So now, THE LORE of Daddy's persona

Daddy's Farm is an eternal liar, a control freak, a degenerate. He would do anything to get what he wants. He is the "spiritual" successor of the Humane Labs, his objective is to perform experiments on real humans, he is a narcisist, all he cares about is fame, whatever happens to the patients doesn't matter. Speaking to Daddy's Farm is not easy, he doesn't let you argue back, he perceives himself as a great personality and as such he is never wrong. He likes to manipulate people.
The first experiments of Daddy's Farm involve him making silly experiments such as transforming humans into pigs and bigfoot, both of which end up with killing the Wind Farm of Sandy Shores. Next off, Daddy does yet another silly experiment transforming people into monkeys. It is successful but the monkeys escape, only one would survive and cause chaos all around Los Santos before being taken back to the labs by the staff. (All of these happened for real and screenshots were posted on Discord)

The rest is all in this thread, it began as an experiment to communicate outside the solar system and ended up being a big lie and a very messy stage culminating with Daddy getting killed by a german on the beautiful Mount Chiliad.

TL;DR

IT'S A MESSY MEME RP AND I HAD NO IDEA ON WHAT TO DO WHILE ALONE ON THE SERVER, SO I JUST KEPT DOING SILLY STUFF TO JUSTIFY MY BOREDOM 
Still, it was fun to get back creating some nonsense content.

I can't promsie i won't stop doing more nonsense roleplay after this, won't be a daddy 2.0 but watch your back...

[Lonewolf]

That's a tragic ending

[Joey]

Daddy is Clark Kent?!