if kessu had more braincells than me im half priest

[Huntsman]

Whoever solves those riddles from a discombobulated VCMP Discord user, I will gift 10k personally in game:
Sorry, this just had to be immortalized. Everything this man says is gold

"make those jokes to your neighbor
and see what happens
curse will fall down from his brain"

"oh that must've been some drunken men whom you can smell him from km
i cant remember who was drunken and had political speech
in eu
i think he slips
political voting trailer tank full of beer or stones for renovating"

"meh you should fill the thristy alcoholics man
with width pipes
he's like spongebob
dries off quickly
and fills quickly
during hot weather"

"my dictonary means also to kessu
100,000 words dude
you should be exhausted
till dead remembering"

"since you understand me or
some devices you cant understand?"

[Kessu]

 

[Klaus]

What the hell?? None of these riddles make any sense.

[LSPD_drug deler]

What the hell?? None of these riddles make any sense.

u dont have enough brain cells