Well you clearly have on on your head which likes getting f**ked. What else would make your brain so f**king retarded? And I guess you don't shit out of your dick so that makes two...
I dont have a asshole in my face, just saying which means I do not prefer getting fucked in my face.

And my brain is not fucking retarded. I do not shit out of my dick neither. I also only have one asshole. Now, I got a question for you, Are you mad?