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Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.

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Today I was walking to my bus stop when I spotted a black-grey cat in a driveway. I decided to pick it up and have a little muck around. I lured it to me by calling it and making noises you make to babies.
It eventually came to me, and I grabbed it. Picked it up, and started moving away from the driveway. At this point, it was fairly calm and unagressive.
A minute later I started running a bit, and this is when I got f..ked over by a cat.
It attempted to scratch its way out of my hands, but I didn't think anything would happen so I held it. But, the more I held, the worse it got.
This is how my hand ended up looking like:



So, Argonath, DON'T PICK UP RANDOM CATS.

Luckily some girl at my bus stop had a single bandaid, which I put on (what my brother) thought was the most serious of the cuts. I trusted him because I couldn't see all of them properly.
When I got to school I got antiseptic put on the cuts and bandaids put on.



(Also, don't make the obvious "lol your emo!" comments, because they're not funny and nobody else thinks it's funny. Get over it.)



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Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 06:49:04 am
(Also, don't make the obvious "lol your emo!" comments, because they're not funny and nobody else thinks it's funny. Get over it.)
Aww, I think its funi


anyway, get well soon dude



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Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 06:53:46 am
Why would you run with a cat in the first place... Also, I think the cat brought across it's message.

Also, I'm sure no one will use the emo line... but how do you know the cat wasn't emo?

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Reply #3 on: March 18, 2008, 07:06:40 am
HAHA Giac Is Emo!! He listens to emo music as well so match the dots :P

Giac.. jeez ur not handling them right..

Pick it up u Scratch behind their ears then they will probably Orgasmic on ur arms, legs, Shitrs, Pants :P

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Reply #4 on: March 18, 2008, 07:19:32 am
Uhm....this is a little random lol...



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Reply #5 on: March 18, 2008, 01:26:35 pm
Why do you have to be so emo about it?










 :rofl:



But why would you run off with someone's cat anyway?

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Reply #6 on: March 18, 2008, 01:51:51 pm
Just because they look cute it does not mean they are harmless...unless you know how to immobilize them  :poke:

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Reply #7 on: March 18, 2008, 01:56:53 pm
But why would you run off with someone's cat anyway?

Never tried it before? Its fun :P

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Reply #8 on: March 18, 2008, 04:35:28 pm
You have a Ferrari poster in your bedroom. >.>
Whats the model. Looks like a 365 GT4, is it?



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Reply #9 on: March 18, 2008, 05:04:16 pm
lol your emo!

nah, that looks like after I exit the door to my house and the cat is home.. hiding behind some bushes and then BAM you get into a fight and lose



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Reply #10 on: March 18, 2008, 07:56:12 pm
Just because they look cute it does not mean they are harmless...unless you know how to immobilize them  :poke:


/freeze cute_cat

lol just joking

Be careful next time Giac O.O



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Reply #11 on: March 18, 2008, 09:35:14 pm
Thats what you get for attempting to catnapp a poor innocent kitty.....evil Giac

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Reply #12 on: March 18, 2008, 09:36:44 pm
Wasn't intending on doing...

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Reply #13 on: March 18, 2008, 09:36:55 pm
Was it a good looking girl who helped you? That's more important to me then your hands  :razz:



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Reply #14 on: March 18, 2008, 09:51:19 pm
 :lol: Giac Well next time take care and dont MESS with cats



 


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