Funny chatlogs [old]

[Boxy]

This was on fackin server and i forget nicks but not log

noob: what is the command for teleports?
fackin1: teleporn
fackin1: teleport*
fackin2: XD!
fackin1: FFS!

[Svensk]

AD :Selling Pizza whit "special" toppings
Person: We dont want your penis topped pizzas

[Neave]

* Speaker ties up Sickness

* Sickness unties himself

[[Rstar]Razor]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2580/samp706yv7.png

loool

Edit: type out the full log, don't post screenshots
Admin: Marc2984

[MrEcks]

AD :Selling Pizza whit "special" toppings
Person: We dont want your penis topped pizzas

You damn people kept ruining my pizza biz by ordering penises on the pizza! All thanks to Speaker...

And to R4Z: XD... Poor Trojan...

[Andre9977]

ArbaNe: I want to be a fisher
Andre9977: In that case, you got to Role play...
Andre9977: use /me command for it.
Andre9977: Test it like "/me whistles"
ArabNe: /me fisher
ArbaNe: I didn't get any fish

I just couldn't refuse posting it...

[Hyper]

Whahahaha, /me fisher, sorry but that's just to smart

[IndoLov3]

Me and Indo maked some lol, some abusive cop showed up.. result:


We did the roflmao trick 

lol xD

AFter i got extremly pissed off my school they wanted to kick me off school >.<

i made a /ad that i woulda kill my self

so guess what anto called me and said :

[GSF]Anto : Dont do it my son
[CPC]Indo : give me a good reason why not
[GSF]Anto : because god loves you my son
[CPC]Indo : If god loved me why did that cheap bastard kick me of school

XD XD XD

omfg?!?!?! :



another one :

[MR]Giacjr: ArbaNe. i am trying to send you 100k typq [/b]/q[/b] to accept it
ArbaNe: ok
[MR]Giacjr: ..LOL


hahahahaha owneD????

last one :

Blackstar: INDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT MAKE ME REPORT YOU
[CPC]Indo: lmao
[CPC]Indo: for what?
[CPC]Indo: you shot me
[CPC]Indo: i shot back
[CPC]Indo: simple as shit

after that he didnt said anything XD XD XD

laaaaastttt ooneeeeee :

ADvertisement : run after surrender and get a free kick today!, contact [H2K]Niall
[CPC]Indo: omfg
[CPC]Indo: niall
[CPC]Indo: do you get icecream with it to ?
[H2K]Niall: lol

[Andre9977]

Advertisement: Selling drugs! Come to Vinewood or call the secret number!, contact Maximuus, PH: 7119

[Emilio_Barzini]

ROFL Andre ,

I was playing in deathmatch and then someone came and said :

Player : Admin
Admin : Yes ?
Player : How To Save My Game

ROFL 

[[Rstar]Razor]

Well... time for the comedian words.. 

R4Z0R_Sicilian: Speaker, you brain dead? :S
Speaker: no my iq just drop to 5

Well, ok..


Shin_Corleone: LSPD = Los Santos Pizza Delivery


A Nice view of LSPD By Shin_Corleone......


Advertisement: i love the smell of shit in the morning, contact: jakey30 Ph ****


What can i say? Me NEITHER


Claire: Lionz=Lame Idiot on Noob Zo


ahhh.... Well.... i dont... I think i agree... NOT..


Claire: UG=Ugly Gangsters

Well, im not gay so I agree.. ahh ..


AdmCmd: Argonath was kicked by R4Z0R_Sicilian for


Ahh, damn the Imposters!!!! FFS Damn you! xD..


Advertisement: Selling, Not Pimped, lame, rust taxi with almost no fuel, Contact: [AV]NiitroTF Ph ****

WOW, I want it, ffs, mom buy me it! omg she doesnt want to buy me it


People sayng what they like... then..
Hafford: I like Minigun

Well i like it too.


.....
Hafford: and touch me balls?
Hafford: NO THANKS LUCIFER
Hafford: I WILL NOT BOW DOWN A TOUCH YOUR TESTICLES
Hafford: GO TORMENT MICHAEL JACKSON
.....
Hafford: I WONT SELL MY BODY FOR DRUGS
Hafford: NO WAY MAN!
.....
Hafford: I later gave in and sucked the black man's cock
Hafford: for 3 bucks for a bag of coke
.....
R4Z0R_Sicilian: Hafford: im so screening this talk
Hafford: Please don't send it to my mom
Hafford: She always tough i'd grow up to be rich
Hafford: But the weird obsession with shooting chipmunks and disecting them was a warning


Hes crazy, i dont know, he really is :S Im scared now ... ok im not, im laughing ROFL 

This is the Comedian talk With R4Z0R!  :poke:

[Omri]

When i joined the server i started to smile when i read that!

[ALS]Omri:
NGG: R
[MS13]Darijo: unsus me plz
Trix: Speaker are you typing with one hand?
Trix: You are making mistakes lol
Sickness: His other hand is busy



Hahahah

[Creative_101]

*Creative kicks jcstodds in the "THING"

[ALS]jcstodds : heee asssault my... balls



Another:
*Creative plays with jcstodds tummy

[ALS]jcstodds shouts : Hey stop playing with my fat rolls!!!



And another:

[Emilio_Barzini]

lool

[cDa]

lool

rofl

xcasio is one horny granma... lol

ps look at chat..