Funny chatlogs [old]

[Claire]

I didnt want to get involved Petey XD
Posted on: November 19, 2007, 09:10:54 AMWe were playing just like normal then the server crashed.

All the players: Hey wtf

Aragorn:test

[Protonkid]

Aragorn likes that kind of stuff. Good I haven't met him ingame :P I have only seen Legolas directing to me once, on the question about the passport... quietness...

[Watahell]

This one is old, I can't remember exactly who said what, but:

(I was going to get my passport and license back at city hall when 0.2.2 opened as main server)

Gandalf: Ok, I gave you the passport and the license back, is there something more I can do for you?
[TCL]Wata[SA]: You forgot my license...
Person1: /s Ey WATA! Move it!
Person2: Wata GOGOGO
Person3: omg whats taking so long?
(2 minutes later, getting harassed)
[TCL]Wata[SA]: errr Ronnel?
Gandalf: Oh sorry I was distracted.

LOOOOOL

[Claire]

Tony_Montana: We have Petay hostage, 20k or he dies!
[Rstar]Petey:Whos Petay?
Hafford:a ugly bastard.
[Rstar]Petey:Ok, thats not me.

[Protonkid]

* Protonkid is a Taxi driver

A guy enters.
Mark_Proton: Where to?
The guy: Kidnap me.
Mark_Proton: i beg you pardon?
The guy: Kidnap me.



I had serious problems with kidnapped, there was a case I posted before, when i tried to pay off the hostage with a credit card.



Chasing after a suspect

The suspect (on a bike): You'll never catch me alive!!!

BANG! He is killed.




Another bike case.

Unit1: 10-24, we got a suspect moving at aproximately 90 miles per hour, over.
Unit2: Oh shit, the street is too narrow!!!, over.
Unit3: 10-4, what the suspect is driving, over.
Unit2: A BMX.

P.S. All admins were offline, just "passers by" were online.

[Aragorn]

Another of Aragorn's Black joke was on me

Claire actually forum warning...
If you quote someone please quote it correct... As the talk you posted had a very different point... And words from me were also very different...
Posted on: November 21, 2007, 02:50:35 PMCops........ 

Gandalf (police radio): roger, Over
Elrond: Don’t know what that means, but I heard cops saying it on TV
Aragorn: roger?
Elrond: No, 10-4
Aragorn: the same as roger
Gandalf (police radio): I have a 419 in 340 for 10-3 is that clear, Over.
Aragorn (police radio): what the fuck was that?, Over.

[TCL]Emilio shouts: last time I will say!!
[TCL]Emilio shouts: gimme your damn money or I will go!!
Aragorn says: better go : )
[TCL]Emilio shouts: ok!!!
[TCL]Emilio shouts: bye!!

Raslman: im put my application on ARPD forum 2 weeks ago
Aragorn: then they watch you Raslman
Raslman: SAURONS

Aragorn: Marcel you have 80k?
[TB]Marcel: in $$$?
[TB]Marcel: or virtual

[Rstar]Shifter: Oh no….the lag monster has me

[VMNT]

Gandalf (police radio): roger, Over
Elrond: Don’t know what that means, but I heard cops saying it on TV
Aragorn: roger?
Elrond: No, 10-4
Aragorn: the same as roger
Gandalf (police radio): I have a 419 in 340 for 10-3 is that clear, Over.
Aragorn (police radio): what the fuck was that?, Over.

So what is a "419 in 340 for 10-3"?

[Hyper]

Lol probably some made up code xD
'Gandalfs code'

[Hei2]

Panda_Solonik and Ivan_Solonik run into SF Church and /confess.
Ivan_Solonik: We're innocent men again!
Cop walks in and kills Ivan.
Ivan_Solonik: Omg, that cop killed me in the church when I was innocent.
GeneralLee: That's just wrong...
Ivan_Solonik: I want $100 for medical payments or I'm suing LSPD!
Panda_Solonik: + $10 for the cheap councillor!

[[Rstar]Razor]

O M G  lool...... 

Chase_Montana: When i grow
Chase_Montana: I want to be a firetruck

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On admins chat...
Razor_Sicilian: ffs, my game is crap
Marc2984: but you can smell it razor?
Razor_Sicilian: Smell?
Marc2984: the crap.

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On admins chat...
Hafford: Stop putting words in Marc's mouth Razor.
Razor_Sicilian: Hafford lol
Marc2984: better words then something else
Hafford: Like what Marc?
(Feel free to answer..)

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On admins chat...
Hafford: Don't trust ATRPD They're commmunists

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[TB]Marcel: hmmmmm im not drunk after 5 beer?
Nicholas_Angel: hardman

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Razor_Sicilian: Im sweet (The Grove Original)
Nicholas_Angel: im sweater

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[GSF]seskom: hank i am happy u didnt say hi to dogmatic
[GSF]seskom: because when admins say hi they will kick or ban

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Vice911: we gonna rp soon...
Vice911: wana join claire?

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On admins chat...
[WS]Hyper: I said, im not dev, i cant
[WS]Hyper: he said: ur a admin 'talk with the server then'

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PM from [GSF]Jess: Lets kill you :P

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On admins chat...
(Bad weather - Rain - Niall setted the bad Weather)
Jnn: my car is wrecked, you're gonna pay it Niall :P

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playaH says: wait
playaH says: ur bleeding sir
Razor_Sicilian says: nah
Razor_Sicilian says: its just ketchup
playaH says: what were you doing here
Razor_Sicilian says: I work here
playaH says: Can i follow you?
Razor_Sicilian says: lol no thanks

[GodFather]

Dont remember names though....


Player1:Did you ever flyed a plane?
Player2:Yeah but only passenger...
Player1:Yeah but i flyed it as pilot
Player2:Really? How?Where???
Player1:well its not difficult to fly it....
Player2:What do you need to do?
Player1: Run a simulator game.... XD

[Watti]

007 Please dont Post Admin Chat Mate

[Indigo]

007 Please dont Post Admin Chat Mate

Watti, is that bad?  :conf: coz this topic is about funny chatlogs, not flame or something...

[Watti]

Cause its Admin chat... of cos.. its Realy Against the Rules to Post Any thing from Admin Chat

[Andre9977]

I've done it once, I got warned by Marc for it, so I removed them as quick as I could so Aragorn couldn't see  :roll:

I don't see the point of this "Rule" for really FUNNY Chats, what don't reveal anything from Admin stuff...

Yeah, where is my forum SAMP Admin Status?