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[Jnn]

007 Please dont Post Admin Chat Mate

If you haven't noticed, there is "admin humour" page on website also.
So, as long as it doesn't involve admin-only material, it's ok.

Well, maybe 007 should remove "on admins chat" from top of the logs if it's so big deal.

[Protonkid]

TODAY I GOT MY PASSPORT!!!! :hurray: :banana: :banana:

Well anyway:

Edit: Images removed, please post them in text
Admin: Marc2984

[Hyper]

First of all; post them not as pictures. And whats so funny about the second and third one? :trust:

[Protonkid]

Well first, nobody's gonna believe they are real. Second... Everyone says hi to Daniel. 
Posted on: November 27, 2007, 06:53:26 PMOh yeah, I have a vid about how I ran you over, now uploading, check the movie section shortly.

[Decy]

I've done it once, I got warned by Marc for it, so I removed them as quick as I could so Aragorn couldn't see  :roll:

Well, he's seen now HAHA! 

[Jaaskaa]

In the old time of [FBI]

While waiting for a deal bust :
********** : Deal !
[FBI]Jaaskaa : GO ! GO ! GO !
[FBI]Trujilo : Got to wait for the deal
[FBI]Jaaskaa : Look up there boss damn !!
[FBI]Trujilo : Did you took screens ?
[FBI]Jaaskaa : What a question ...
[FBI]Trujilo : So let's go closer
[FBI]Jaaskaa : Deal !
[FBI]Trujilo : GO !

Not confusing job heh ...

Ryder_Corleone : Once again, Argonath SWAT save SERVER from the crime
Laza : Swat is a joke

10 min later : Laza was killed by Ryder ...

[GSF]Darren : anto youre laggin like f**k

Dark_Corleone : DRIB STOP F*CKING SUSPECTING ME
HQ: All Unit APB: Reporter : Drib
HQ:Crime: Hitting cop, Suspect: Dark_Corleone

Panchox : How capture fuel ?
[TMR]Claire : Capture fuel ?
[AV]Xcasion : Go to gas station and type /fillup
[FBI]Jaaskaa : lol

Advertissement : need a car not kidnappers, Contact Wayne ph:****
(In local chat)***** : He didn't said anything about kidrapers ....
(In loacl chat)[FBI]Jaaskaa: I heard you ...

*While taking a picture of Claire in jail*
[TMR]Claire : I don't like pictures
[FBI]Trujilo shouts: comong smile !
[FBIc]Hell : That will show her
-Lombro walks in-
[FBI]Lombro : Hi girl, u find the bathroom ?
[TMR]Claire : no

****** : Kidnapping again ?
Alexi : Yes, a jet

Ad : dirty harry is a pussy watch me clean up LS !!! Contact Iggy_Solonik ph:****

Somedude : How I pay money ?

-During a tactical training-
[FBI]Trujilo : The most important is to survive
[FBI]Jaaskaa : Oooops.....

Speaker : Wanna be my b*tch ?
[AV]Rabbit : If you want me, you gotta kidnap me

-We are 8 fbi in 3 cars in row-
Fatsal : Guys How do I report a criminal
[FBI]cDa : You tell us who it is and we go get him

R4ZOR_Sicilian : Grrrr
[FBI]Jaaskaa : Rawr !
[FBI]cDa : Miao
random dude : You speak portuguese ?

Speaker : No boobs here
Speaker : noobs* !!
local : We know what he is thinking about ... one busy hand

-Local chat-
[FBI]Hell89 : I don't know how many gangs I've been in
[FBI]Jaaskaa : You told me about 9 yesterday
[FBI]Hell89 : ah
[FBI]Jaaskaa : Owned

-After chasing a car, I see it is empty... usual bug...-
Police radio [FBI]Jaaskaa : The car is stopped... empty... Gonna fine the engine, over

[DoA]R4ZOR : YOU DEAD !! YOU ALL DEAD !!!
[FBI]Jaaskaa : So shut ur razor up

Few second after he keep going :
[FBI]Jaaskaa : Last chance !!
[DoA]R4ZOR : Last chance to what ?
pm to ****** : To drop the soap ...

This one is not a chatlog but appear on one screen :
[FBI]Trujilo /kill/ [DoA]R4ZOR
John_Hafford/kill/[FBI]Trujilo

admins online :
John_Hafford
[FBI]Trujilo
[DoA]R4ZOR

hurm ----- lol ???

Finaly :

Somedude : OMG I'm in FBI Files... I'm sure I'm sure
[FBI]Castor : Not of ur biz
[FBI]Trujilo : Top secret
somedude : Can I see FBI files ?
[FBI]Jaaskaa : No
somedude : why ?
[FBI]Trujilo : Top secret
somedude : what is top secret
somedude : Tell ME YOU MOTHERF*CKER !
somedude was put under banana rule by [FBI]Trujilo
[FBI]Trujilo : Stop flaming and STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT FBI !

Those case are now public but weren't before ... that's why they never got published before...

[Claire]

Ahhh [TMR]Claire takes me back, first clan I was in

And that was rude, you guys brought me in then when I asked where was bathroom you said "The corner"

[Alsatian]

darth drib: admiral fyarr, is the car ready?
admiral fyarr: yes sir we will be in range soon!
stormtrooper 1 (whisper): hey joe were we attacking?
joe (whisper): dunno, man, i dunno
admiral fyarr: we are ready sir
darth drib: good, soon the Corleones will be aniallated!

5 min later

darth dirb: DRIVE BY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all stormtroopers: fire (pchew,pchew,boom)
corleone: oh shit it is the drib side!

5 mins later
darth dirb: muhahahahaha the Corleones are defeated!!!!!!

on the drib star..........

aragron: thrown down ure baseball bat darth
darth drib: you underestimate the power of the drib side aragorn, now i am the hoodleader

they fight..........

Claire: Aragorn!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn: run claire! run!!!!!
Aragorn: if u strike me down i will be a better gangsta then u could ever.....
darth drib: oh shut up! (strike him down), muahahahaha
claire: no!!!!!!!!!! (get in dribs car, drives off)
darth drib: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, she took my car, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks for watching 

CREDITS 

Darth drib: drib
Obi Wan: Aragorn
Princess leah: claire
luke skywalker: died, shot by the east side rebels  :bye:
Joe: himself
stormtrooper: ????????
admiral fyarr: my puppy flippy

thank u!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[Claire]

Drib, seriously, this is funny chat not for the stupid chat that you made up.

Funny chat from in game Drib.

[Alsatian]

Ok sorry, i thought u make it up or sometin, my bad

[Obi1]

2 things to say here. Claire stop giving Drib a hard time all over the forums, and no. 2 Obi Wan = Aragorn?!?!?!  im being replaced

[Anto]

yes claire i have also clearly noticed your somewhat insulting comments to Drib over the forum topics, as an admin i cannot and shall not let you carry on with this, my advise is to stop now, if i continue to see them, i will send a report

Regards, Anto

[Aragorn]

aragron: thrown down ure baseball bat darth
darth drib: you underestimate the power of the drib side aragorn, now i am the hoodleader

they fight..........

Claire: Aragorn!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn: run claire! run!!!!!
Aragorn: if u strike me down i will be a better gangsta then u could ever.....

Never had such a situation... Next time check which nick was exactly.. And if "Aragron" - inform admins about imposter...
The same goes to Claire and Darth

[Shifter]

Never had such a situation... Next time check which nick was exactly.. And if "Aragron" - inform admins about imposter...
The same goes to Claire and Darth

Those funny chatlogs where made up by Darth Drib.

[Alsatian]

sorry yeh i did make up, thought u was aloud to, wont happen again sos