Funny chatlogs [old]

[The_Wolf]

LmaO Wata theese are good and the one with Luca was really nice . Ahahahaha soon i will post some too

[Obi1]

[WS]Obi1: sh****t!!!! Lance how the f**k can u own my house?!??!!
[WS]Hyper: OMG!!! wtf, did he trick you?
[TCL]watahell: lol
[SG]lance erm.. i bought it off [AV]ghost a while back
[WS]Obi1: Well it says u own it?!??!
[WS]Obi1: *Walks to the neighbouring house*
[WS]Obi1: Oh sorry nvm, Wrong house 

[Fatboy_Rob]

 

[The_Wolf]

[WS]TheLegend:(9) Wata wth is pr0n ?!
[TCL]Watahell:(i dont remember) pr0n means porn
[WS]TheLegend:(9) LOL its funny now that i know what it means
   

[Watahell]

[TCL]Watahell: but Marc u have to agree that austi is hot
[TCL]Watahell: dont deny it
[Rstar]Marc2984: yes of course
[Rstar]Marc2984: when he steps on fire

 

[The_Wolf]

An officers pointes a gun at me for danicng at his car:
Somecadet:STOP DANICNG AND GET OFF MY CAR!
me:*step of the car and start dancing infront of it*'
Somecadet:STOP DANCING AT LAST!
*4 more cadets come and start aiming at me*
[WS]TheLegend(14)said: Shake that ass Dancer!
*all of the cadets started danicing with me*
 ROFLMAO i just remembered that thing  

[cDa]

cDa in xmas:

[TCL]cDa(10) says: drop by lspd gift time

At LSPD...

[TCL]cDa(13) gave  new luca scalise underpants to [TCL]Watahell(9)

I ment to be pants with lucas picture on em lol, antos picture inspired me heheh

* cDa thinks Luca is goin to hunt him now...  :roll:

[Rodriguez]

Freddy_Pulaski(2)  Shouts: HaAhahahahaaha
Carbon_Corleone(11) kisses Franks feet
Frank_Tenpenny(27) Eats a donut
Carbon_Corleone(11) Says: Prick
Carbon_Corleone(11) Says: ahahaahahaha
Frank_Tenmpenny(27): Says: Whom you called a prick, yellow ass

later...

Carbon_Corleone: (11) Frank_Tenpenny = Black Ass
Rodriguez: (2) :O
Frank_Tenpenny: (27) Oh, you saw it when you were kissing it?
Rodriguez: (2) HAHAHAAHHAHA!

[John_Vaughan]

From a While Back

[DoA]Shifter: Im Lagging Like A Peanut!
[DoA]UberPwner: Do Peanuts lag?

Remembers me of Old days, When I was in DoA too, [DoA]John_117, Oh, Old days, Now gone, when I had 3 weeks/1 month at Argonath :bye:

[Carhartt]

Luciano opened a new gang and asked everybody around 5 times if he/she wants to join.

[ASG]Luciano: Haldir do you wanna jkoin ASG Atztecas Street Gang ?
[WS]Hyper: LOL
[Rstar]Carhartt: lol
Haldir: No thank you
[Rstar]xcasio: lol

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[WS]Hyper: noob
[WS]Hyper: :O
[WS]Hyper: lol
PRICE: who is noobs ?

[Jaaskaa]

A cadet pull me over a few days ago

Cadet : Who are you ?
*I get off of the Rancher*
Jaaskaa : Do it really matter ?
Cadet : Oh sorry sir ... Can I use your car ?
Jaaskaa : No
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A guy that I won't name : I'm drunk
Jaaskaa : So ?
The guy : Suspect me for drunk driving
Jaaskaa : I'm not a cop
The guy : Well you have a blue name
Jaaskaa : And after a dive in the lake in winter, my lips are blue, do it mean that they are cops ?
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More to come when I see more weird things ... Hey wait I got something almost funny here :

Jess hit me and then go out of the building
Jaaskaa : Jess, bad girl
Jessica_Fernando : Lol
Jessica_Fernando : Bite me
Jaaskaa : Sure
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Somedude : Jasska
I don't answer
Somedude : JAASKA
I don't answer
Somedude : JAASKAA !!!!!!!!
Jaaskaa :What ? Why are you yelling like this ?
Somedude : It's the 3rd time I ask for you
Jaaskaa : No, only the first one, learn to write names properly or call me Kolta ...
(I get called Jasska or Jaskaa or Jaakaa or Jaaska very very often lol .... J .. a...a...s...k...a...a.. not too hard no ?)

[The_Wolf]

jAAskAA i decided to pm u once ingame and when i had to read your name i crashed with my police cruiser...I had to read it 4 times til i write it regulary

[Jaaskaa]

Then call me Kolta (Not the wise please, I would feel like Gandalf and I don't want to be impersonating anyone :p) ...

[Marack]

lol

[Serpico]

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