Funny chatlogs [old]

[Trix]

Pm from Sgt_Bart(12): pls i need 12000
Pm sent:....

he asked me for 10k aswell :S

[Donvalley]

GiacJr:Now we will do the training
A few minutes later,when Giac realized his car is empty:
GiacJr:Where the fuck did my cadet go?
[WS]TheLegend:Haha its nice to do a training without a cadet .
     

lolz great 

[Emilio_Barzini]

[TCL]Emilio : Is it that hard to arrest Hayden ?
[TCL]Hayden : No JSerg pulled me over
[TCL]Hayden : But i took his car with my towtruck and drove off
[TCL]Emilio : Lmfao

 

[Wael90]

Hahahah yeah hayden towed me like 100 times yesterday :D

[Jserg]

[TCL]Emilio : Is it that hard to arrest Hayden ?
[TCL]Hayden : No JSerg pulled me over
[TCL]Hayden : But i took his car with my towtruck and drove off
[TCL]Emilio : Lmfao

 

Lol emilio i was gonna post it now...

ok here it goes :P


JSerg:Pull Over (to Hayden)
[TCL]Hayden:Ok
**Jserg gets out and askes Hayden to get out
[TCL]Hayden:Im abused
JSerg:Err ok
**Hayden tows the police car of JSerg and later run
Jserg:Hey....
**JSerg on foot

[Luca_Scalise]

[Rstar]Luca: The new SAPD Motto will be: "i think Rodney King was wrong"
[Rstar]Charus: heh
[Rstar]Shifter: Or "Shit happens when you party naked"

 

[Shifter]

[Rstar]Luca: The new SAPD Motto will be: "i think Rodney King was wrong"
[Rstar]Charus: heh
[Rstar]Sharphis: Or "Shit happens when you party naked"

 

That was me not Sharphis

[Luca_Scalise]

OMG!!111 I R SRY i fix it now..

[Seskom]

lol

[Luca_Scalise]

I don't know if i should post this here but i couldn't resist, MSN Logs with VMNT:

(VMNT) David.................. scrive:
My favourite band "Megadeth" (don't laugh)
David.................. scrive:
I know everything
(ME) « Baia Degli Angeli »  >>-(¯`v´¯)-> Marta <-(¯`v´¯)-<< scrive:
lol
David.................. scrive:
t/l when every album was realsed


Second Try:

David.................. scrive:
However, I think, everyone could benefit from the LV police building
David.................. scrive:
It's a greta building
« Baia Degli Angeli »  >>-(¯`v´¯)-> Marta <-(¯`v´¯)-<< scrive:
we will get a new interior at LS
David.................. scrive:
t/p very big
David.................. scrive:
:@

You understand you are an Argonath Addicted when use the /p command on msn

[LillMumin]

hahaah after 13 hours playing i always type t/p when im on MSN ^^ hahah ask hyper hahhaaa

[Omri]

i warned yoshi ( same IP as Ahmed ) for that like 500 times too,

[NS]Speaker: knife cant cut through metal :P
Young_Buck: Pick Lock
Dr0om_Solonik: you could stick it in the keyhole
Rodriguez: And then waht Droom?
Rodriguez: You think a lock will magically open when you stick something into it?
Young_Buck: Im Free!
Rodriguez: Oke i will stick my dick into the bank-lock
Rodriguez: See if i will get 40 Million
[NS]Speaker: LMAO that was clever
[WS]Hyper: hwhahahwwhhwah

Haha i remember when you said you would put your dick in it

[Carbon]

[WS]Hyper: noob
[WS]Hyper: :O
[WS]Hyper: lol
PRICE: who is noobs ?

Hahaha omg!!! 

[9r2e5i3k]

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oh and the funny part, there was a player called Binladeen
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You entered a Police Car(220), owner:[AV]Specter

[Specter]

You entered a Police Car(220), owner:[AV]Specter

:P it was a bike it is bugged to a police car lol