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Offline Abraham

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Reply #495 on: February 27, 2008, 08:05:41 am
Advertisement: Guess what I do?, Contact: I_SELL_DRUGS

I aint santa... Ive got something for the bad bitches too.

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Reply #496 on: February 27, 2008, 04:08:51 pm
Juztin : How do i lock my car ?
Nobody answered then
Juztin : How do i lick my car ?
[Rstar]xcasio : /me licks car :)

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Reply #497 on: February 27, 2008, 05:44:01 pm
Quote from: Emilio_Barzini on February 27, 2008, 04:08:51 pm
Juztin : How do i lock my car ?
Nobody answered then
Juztin : How do i lick my car ?
[Rstar]xcasio : /me licks car :)

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Haha yeah that one was 2day , rly fun :P

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Reply #498 on: February 27, 2008, 05:58:31 pm
Quote from: Abraham on February 27, 2008, 08:05:41 am
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lmfao!


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Reply #499 on: February 27, 2008, 06:25:20 pm
Today in SAPD training.

Nicholas_Angel: what is 10-15 ?
[Rstar]Jcstodds: -5

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Reply #500 on: February 27, 2008, 08:31:13 pm
PWN4GE: Hey Ronald.
[R*]RON: Ronald is your mother..
PWN4GE: Okay... so whatcha doing ronald?
Player PWN4GE has been kicked, Reason: Ronald Is Your Mother

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Reply #501 on: February 28, 2008, 10:55:46 am
Im doing 360.
King(Shaheen  :lol:) is seing.

X_KING_X: omg :(
X_KING_X: I cant 360 with nitro
X_KING_X: :o
X_KING_X: DONUTS
X_KING_X eats tires marks


Razor(12) says(phone): Hello?
[Rstar]Sharphis(26) says(phone): Surrender!
Razor(12) says(phone): lmao
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Reply #502 on: February 28, 2008, 01:57:58 pm
hahahaha xD lmao cop calling by phone SURREDER!


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Reply #503 on: February 28, 2008, 03:13:03 pm
Quote from: seskom on February 28, 2008, 01:57:58 pm
hahahaha xD lmao cop calling by phone SURREDER!



Wow, I didn't realise that happened...

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Reply #504 on: February 28, 2008, 03:26:14 pm
Me driving Anto with a limo as iam his personal driver.

I take a left turn and Razor crashes into our limo with his bike while heading with almost 150km/h or so...

Wael shouts:Holly....
Anto says:Just go
Razor is hurt
Anto says: wait!
Anto gets out of limo
Anto shouts: You tended my limo!!
Anto beats the hell out of Razor while he is laying on the street

Then we just left like nothing happened :P


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Reply #505 on: March 09, 2008, 06:50:54 am
I just went on duty and patrolling with Sammir :

Emilio_Barzini : Damn no suspsects
[WS]Sammir : Yea
Emilio_Barzini : Let's abuse someone then xD
[WS]Sammir : Lol !
[WS]Sammr : damn it says "You can't suspect other cops" , i tried to suspect you :(

LMFAO :D


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Reply #506 on: March 13, 2008, 03:49:17 pm
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Guys the web site updated the HUMOR stuff...
Just some suggestions, if you wanna your funny logs on web...

1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...
2. The best is to make the nicks in logs in a bold text (check site humor pages).
3. The logs should be short...

Thanks...

You found paradise in Argonath. You had a good game, you made good friends. The admins protected you and there were courts of law. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Aragorn, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect.

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Reply #507 on: March 13, 2008, 08:51:21 pm
Taylor_Breedlove: FUCK, WHY CAN"T I SPAWN IN LOS SANTOS?!!!!

Maxy_Araatus: Because its against the rules


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Reply #508 on: March 14, 2008, 03:43:58 am
We were talking on police radio,

[AV]Claire: VCPD Officer on duty.

Nicholas_Angel: This isnt Vice City.

[AV]Claire: Oops I took a wrong turn.

[Rstar]jcstodds: Yo took a wrong turn at Start Button.


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Reply #509 on: March 17, 2008, 03:50:34 pm
My first, hope so a lil'bit funny chatlog ;)

[GSF]MasterNeo, id 41, is being chased by the police, he is a suspect
MTCW - policeman

[GSF]MasterNeo: ./r requesting backup on ID 41 For having 6 star,hes now heading to MT Chilliad.OVER!!
MTCW: LOL


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