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Offline tiderman

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Reply #660 on: June 28, 2008, 07:13:40 pm
Quote from: 007 on June 24, 2008, 03:35:59 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: FAG LINE CALL 8663 IF U LIKE RAINIAN (F)(A)(G)(G)(O)(T)(S), contact NitrOx_Stracci(11)
LOOOL

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ROTFL! Unbelievable that he used to be like this :O
Used to be? :roll:


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Reply #661 on: June 28, 2008, 07:28:31 pm
ON POLICE RADIO:
Sergeant: Unit X to LSPD, NOW!!, Over.
Unit X:  Im sitting in your car..., Over.
Sergeant:  ..., Over.

after 5 minutes:

Sergeant:  Im looking for a partner at LSPD, Over.
Unit X:  IM IN YOUR CAR FFS!!, Over.



Suspect: GUYS!!
Suspect: I NEED HELP!!
Police Officer: We are comin...
Suspect: Damn



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Reply #662 on: June 28, 2008, 07:43:20 pm
Quote from: Robis on June 28, 2008, 07:28:31 pm
Suspect: GUYS!!
Suspect: I NEED HELP!!
Police Officer: We are comin...
Suspect: Damn
That suspect was me... :neutral: damn!
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Reply #663 on: June 29, 2008, 09:26:29 pm
Quote from: Robis on June 28, 2008, 07:28:31 pm
ON POLICE RADIO:
Sergeant: Unit X to LSPD, NOW!!, Over.
Unit X:  Im sitting in your car..., Over.
Sergeant:  ..., Over.

after 5 minutes:

Sergeant:  Im looking for a partner at LSPD, Over.
Unit X:  IM IN YOUR CAR FFS!!, Over.



Suspect  mention no names xD


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Reply #664 on: June 30, 2008, 12:35:39 am
Mad_Boy: (22) Winner is!!!!
Mad_Boy: (22) Winner is!!!!
Mad_Boy: (22) Winner is!!!!
Mad_Boy: (22) NOONE


Going_To_Kill_U: (12) Hey RAZOR
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Crime of TaoFiK(6): for stop him and he away

Crazy_Driver: (37) did sauron slept onto the keyboard

When I joined I had this SMS messages..  :flame:

SMS Message: Do you have a sammich
SMS Sender: MrEcks

SMS Message: LOLHAI
SMS Sender: Maxy_Araatus

SMS Message: someone does luv ya!
SMS Sender: [Rstar]cDa

SMS Message: not really
SMS Sender: [Rstar]Petey

SMS Message: cDa is lying to you
SMS Sender: MrEcks

SMS Message: AMGZLOKSI(AOP
SMS Sender: Maxy_Araatus

SMS Message: it works?
SMS Sender: [Rstar]cDa


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Reply #665 on: June 30, 2008, 01:16:11 am
A nice hidden flame from [Rstar]Jubin


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Reply #666 on: June 30, 2008, 01:18:48 am
Sorry for the double post but I found another!



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Reply #667 on: June 30, 2008, 02:51:52 am
This one happened earlier.

Player: Why i can't see my crosshair?
[WS]ElMartu: Are you aiming? :)
Player: Oh sh*t that makes sense i wasn't
[WS]ElMartu: ROFL!


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Reply #668 on: June 30, 2008, 03:46:26 am
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Ahoy in the name of the Most High, His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie I the first! Jah Rastafari!
 

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Reply #669 on: June 30, 2008, 07:57:05 am
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Reply #670 on: June 30, 2008, 08:04:28 am
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Ahoy in the name of the Most High, His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie I the first! Jah Rastafari!
 

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Reply #671 on: June 30, 2008, 08:48:31 am
Ahhahahah Razor's sms  :lol: :lol: :lol:


 :ps: I thought this was the funny chatlogs topic and not flame and report others :neutral:




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Reply #672 on: June 30, 2008, 09:35:48 am
Person1: Why does my money go up when i go into Pay and spray?
Person2: you cheating :D

made me lol

FUNSIES

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Reply #673 on: July 02, 2008, 07:49:39 pm
Had a good laugh at this one:



This one was also good for a chuckle:



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Reply #674 on: July 02, 2008, 07:57:54 pm
Rofl @ the non-numeric number :lol:


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