Funny chatlogs [old]

[FlameMan]

http://robis.yoyo.pl/logs/funlog1.png





http://robis.yoyo.pl/logs/funlog2.png

[ElMartu]

A minute left for the DD, this happened:

[PSCO]Xavas(17) was warned by Haldir(56) for sort your lag

Then sometime after:

[PSCO]Xavas(17) was kicked by Haldir(56) for Warned once - Stop downloading porn - No reentry

ROFL! 

[Dr J. Cohen]

hmmmm, ye i dont download anything and i dont ever lag until i got in dd.

Sergeant me on radio during that massive riot at grove. i will post screenie at home.
police radio:
[PCSO]Xavas: FBI, swat will be there now we gettin dress's.
James_Hunter: lol
[PCSO]Xavas: oops i mean dressed.

[Pancher]

[AV]Pancher : Jaaskaa are you a hooker ?
[AV]Rix_Solonik:
Jaaskaa_Kolta : No you just connected while i'm spectating 

Lol this was rly funny Bwhaha

[Husky]

A minute left for the DD, this happened:

[PSCO]Xavas(17) was warned by Haldir(56) for sort your lag

Then sometime after:

[PSCO]Xavas(17) was kicked by Haldir(56) for Warned once - Stop downloading porn - No reentry

ROFL! 

that was ROFL

[stof]

lol me getting pulled over by newbie cops



if u cant read it, it says

John_Taggart says: Show me your license

[ALS]_SToF gives him a picture of his shit

***[999]dr_pain says:who wants free eye surgery?

[ALS]_SToF says: srry

[ALS]_SToF says: that's another card

John_Taggart says: What's this?

 

[UberPwner]

*[Rstar]Sharphis (34) has been kicked for flooding

 

[FlameMan]

Player: OMG I had a dream yesterday... i found unowned banshee...
Player 2: And?
Player: And server restarted...

[alamicu]

=))
i really happened something like that to me...i found unowned comet and when i did /buycar the server restarted )

[Dimka_Richman]

[Mafia]BoZKuRT: hi
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: my
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: hi
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: admin
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: admin
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: admin
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: my
[Mafia]BoZKuRT: Phillip_Tattaglia
[Mafia]BoZKuRT was banned by Razor_Almeida(44) for Armour hacks, argonathrpg.eu. Well, i love armour!

[Dmitry]

Male player: OMG you are soooo hot!!
Fmale player: dude, i'm you're sister :S

HHAHA ROFL 

[FlameMan]

[ALS]Micx see big red button on the steering wheel
[ALS]Micx: What is that for?
[AV]FlameMan shouts: DONT TOUCH IT!!
[ALS]Micx presses big red button on the steering wheel

[ALS]Micx left server (Crashed)

[David_Omid]

Earlier today I saw someone suddenly spawn guns and start shooting people for no reason. I froze him and asked MrEcks to check him for hacks.

As soon as I froze him, this happened:








Good to see an honest hacker

[stof]

rofl i dont think he'll be coming back. 

[lavamike]

@ Mt. Chilliad Event

Razor: Okay So I I will Be At Bottom And You All Parachute To e and punch me.
Razor: First one wins!
Event Partakers: Dude wtf we will die
Admin Lavamike: It's too small Razor we will die
Admin Razor: No we wont, watch...
** Razor jumps off and releases parachuts
** Razor falls to his death
Admin Lavamike: Lol, I told you...