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Offline David_Omid

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Reply #795 on: August 03, 2008, 01:52:25 am
Changename(54) was warned by [ALS]David[Z](7) for /changename - oh, wait, you already know it!


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Reply #796 on: August 03, 2008, 01:57:07 am
From a Passport test:

Me: Ok First question, what kind of Server is this?
Player: This is a Internet Multiplayer server sir!

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Reply #797 on: August 03, 2008, 02:16:30 am
Passport test:

Me: ok, who is the president of Argonath?

Player: We have a president now?


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Reply #798 on: August 03, 2008, 03:06:40 am
Quote from: David_Omid on August 03, 2008, 01:52:25 am
Changename(54) was warned by [ALS]David[Z](7) for /changename - oh, wait, you already know it!
Haha, Classic! :rofl:


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Reply #799 on: August 03, 2008, 03:08:50 am
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Reply #800 on: August 03, 2008, 03:18:10 am
unknown player was warned by [ALS]David[Z] for flaming
unknown player: TAKE IT UP THE ASS ADMIN
unknown player: FUCKING MORON
unknown player was kicked by [ALS]David[Z](57) for no, I will not 'take it up the ass'...and I am not a moron
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: Well said


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Reply #801 on: August 03, 2008, 05:09:30 am
Quote from: David_Omid on August 03, 2008, 03:18:10 am
unknown player was warned by [ALS]David[Z] for flaming
unknown player: TAKE IT UP THE ASS ADMIN
unknown player: f**kING MORON
unknown player was kicked by [ALS]David[Z](57) for no, I will not 'take it up the ass'...and I am not a moron
Admin [Rstar]CBFasi: Well said

Haha, Classic


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Reply #802 on: August 03, 2008, 07:18:00 am
Quote from: David_Omid on August 03, 2008, 01:52:25 am
Changename(54) was warned by [ALS]David[Z](7) for /changename - oh, wait, you already know it!
ROFL that was meh


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Reply #803 on: August 03, 2008, 12:33:09 pm
Passport tests...

I: Can you name me five rules of this server?
Player: No ramming, dming, carjacking, flaming, abusing scripts.
I: Can you tell me five commands of this server?
Player: No ramming, dming, carjacking, flaming, abusing scripts.
I: Commands, not rules...
Player: No ramming, dming carjacking, flaming, abusing scripts..


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Reply #804 on: August 03, 2008, 01:24:50 pm
hahahaha :D :D :D :D

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Reply #805 on: August 04, 2008, 01:05:46 am
This happened a little while ago. xcasio was being chased by Sharphis because he wanted him to sign divorce papers...

However, I had no idea and this happened:

I entered LS International and saw Gimli taking off in a Nevada
Admin [ALS]David[Z]: Why is Gimli flying a Nevada?
Admin [Rstar]Sharphis: So that's where he is...thanks David!
Admin Gimli: Damn it, David!
Admin [ALS]David[Z]: WTF is going on?
(laughter in admin chat)


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Reply #806 on: August 04, 2008, 01:59:20 am
Quote from: David_Omid on August 04, 2008, 01:05:46 am
This happened a little while ago. xcasio was being chased by Sharphis because he wanted him to sign divorce papers...

However, I had no idea and this happened:

I entered LS International and saw Gimli taking off in a Nevada
Admin [ALS]David[Z]: Why is Gimli flying a Nevada?
Admin [Rstar]Sharphis: So that's where he is...thanks David!
Admin Gimli: Damn it, David!
Admin [ALS]David[Z]: WTF is going on?
(laughter in admin chat)

Haha another Classic


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Reply #807 on: August 04, 2008, 02:20:00 am
Here is something from a few weeks ago:

[ALS]David: I know a guy IRL called Jubin and he is Iranian
[Rstar]Jubin: I know a guy IRL called David and he is retarded
[ALS]David: :(


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Reply #808 on: August 05, 2008, 08:36:54 pm
Quote from: David_Omid on August 03, 2008, 01:52:25 am
Changename(54) was warned by [ALS]David[Z](7) for /changename - oh, wait, you already know it!

The beast xD


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Reply #809 on: August 06, 2008, 11:23:33 pm
Cochee_Tahmen: uhm
Cochee_Tahmen: Ever had a pussy around you head, IRL?
Sinamun: no
Cochee_Tahmen: You were born from a shit hole.


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