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Reply #900 on: August 24, 2008, 12:32:04 am
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Reply #901 on: August 24, 2008, 12:53:47 am
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   this a good one  :rofl:

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Reply #902 on: August 24, 2008, 12:58:43 pm
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: Im going to ...****
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Sex is random..
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Oral sex ftw!!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: LOOOL!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: You like anal too i think
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: sometimes, when the bitc*es are as open as fuc**ng doors

LMAO!!!!!!!!!


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Reply #903 on: August 24, 2008, 01:00:54 pm
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: Im going to ...****
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Sex is random..
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: Oral sex ftw!!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: LOOOL!
[ALS]Carbon(5) says: You like anal too i think
[Rstar]Razor(36) says: sometimes, when the bitc*es are as open as fuc**ng doors

LMAO!!!!!!!!!




omg ...how typical of Razor  :rofl:



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Reply #904 on: August 24, 2008, 01:07:46 pm
Some people changed trheir naems to al quida probably jsut to make some fun..

Gianni_Vinci: /ban alquida no terrorists aloowed :P
AlQuida1: racist...

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Reply #905 on: August 24, 2008, 07:57:00 pm
Some people changed their names to Al quida probably just to make some fun..

Gianni_Vinci: /ban alquida no terrorists allowed :P
AlQuida1: racist...

 :rofl:

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Reply #906 on: August 25, 2008, 06:47:47 am
Cop: Who stole patriot which I stole?

I said that! then someone else was like "who stole the patriot that i stole from the person who stole it?"



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Reply #907 on: August 26, 2008, 04:43:30 am
Crime of [WS]Lavamike(6): Kidnapping a helpless teddybear



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Reply #908 on: August 26, 2008, 07:25:21 am
Crime of [WS]Lavamike(6): Kidnapping a helpless teddybear
Haha :razz:



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Reply #909 on: August 28, 2008, 09:49:43 pm
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County

Then...

poplovok[rus](65), was warned by [Rstar]Pancher(59) for stop flood /taxi!
poplovok[rus](65), was warned by Hafford_Araatus(24) for dont flood
poplovok[rus](65), was warned by [Rstar]Husky(39) for do not flood!


Eu corro fujo desta sombra / Em sonhos vejo este passado
E na parede do meu quarto / Ainda está o seu retrato
Eu quero ver pra não lembrar / Pensei até em me mudar / Lugar qualquer que não exista / O pensamento em você


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Reply #910 on: August 28, 2008, 10:07:58 pm
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County
Taxi Required | Caller: poplovok[rus](65) | Location: Hampton Barns, Red County

Then...

poplovok[rus](65), was warned by [Rstar]Pancher(59) for stop flood /taxi!
poplovok[rus](65), was warned by Hafford_Araatus(24) for dont flood
poplovok[rus](65), was warned by [Rstar]Husky(39) for do not flood!



I laughed hardly on it  :trust:



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Reply #911 on: August 28, 2008, 10:17:00 pm
just fuw minutes me and Tai on msn:


[AV]Tai say :
man calm down Izumi is death
X19_Izumi say :
why is death man
[AV]Tai say :
i have kill them xD


 :war: :war:

Edit: Please post this in the topic MSN funny chatlogs
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Reply #912 on: August 29, 2008, 08:25:45 am
Ok,here's my collection:

*Guy got arrested"
[WS]Altair:You are under arrest
Guy:Bullshit

Xavas was having fun at SAPD Party
Xavas:This is James' dog,i need to be walked!


Bizzl3_Izumi was suspected by officer "Simo_" for loloololloololo



(Cop Radio)Sticky:whackup needed at LV!


I got Polo saying that Shawn is vandalising his property,got them into the car and was about to get them into PD......


BUT


[AV]Polopolo_SF thinks:Should i blowjob Shawn?



One time,there was,if you type /crime Gay,it showed up Hank_Rafferty XD


Crime of Mark_Twain: Reffusing to pay bribe,evading



Legend in main chat:I like night,at this time i can rape more.
[WS]Altair:ROFL

Solidus:Hey Altari
Solidus:Hey Alatrai*
Solidus:Hey Atari**
Solidus:Hey Altair
Solidus:Ffss :S


[ALS]Charlie:G2g,something is wrong with my dog



Legend:I own UrAnus


ADVERTISEMENT:Selling lolcakes,bringing them to you by roflcopter,Contact Ints_Stracci



Corey_Araatus:Hey all
(In next 30 seconds)Corey_Araatus:Okey,bye all!


*On highway Wichifredo accidently bumped Joe_Carlson off the road,then he pursuited us through whole LS*

Joe_Carlson:Why did you pushed me off the road?
Wichifredo:Sry,kag
Wichifredo:LAG*
Joe_Carlson:Oh,okey then,Thanks
:DDD


Kivanc:SERVER:Gandalf(1337)Has joined the server
Kivanc Got kicked for Impostering by Inkognito


Crime of Hank_Rafferty:Sexual Abuse



Thats all!Enjoy! :)

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DONT PRESSURE ME IM RETARED
The entire reason we have Hydra/Hunter on the server is because cops don't know how to work together. Sadly


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Reply #913 on: August 30, 2008, 03:48:15 pm
 :lol: Many funny ones Altair Keep it up!



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Reply #914 on: August 31, 2008, 06:59:48 pm



SHARPIS ADMITS!! HE SUX!!!!! OMG !!!!!


BAN!!!!!11111oneoneoneelevenandahalflolcakes!!!!!!!


Afterwards:




Sorry i couldn't edit it to just the chat, can't be bothered to.



 


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