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Offline Dr J. Cohen

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Reply #915 on: August 31, 2008, 07:06:57 pm
I was doing a investigation, and there was a hitman and we was making a set up.

[ALS]Jake(10) says(phone): i would like a shit on sammir
[ALS]Jake(10) says(phone): hit*

Hank asked me to join his roleplay situation:

he uses /me

Hank_Rafferty(17) is a big grizzle bear
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Reply #916 on: August 31, 2008, 08:58:34 pm
Me, Fabio, Franco and Tice had a unserious discussion about IQ.. :P

And then Tice comes up with:
Don't worry, IQ bug will be fixed in the new RL scripts.


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Reply #917 on: September 01, 2008, 07:35:15 am
Quote from: boomman on August 24, 2008, 12:09:01 am
me called [AV]Deejay

RayKaza_Stracci[Phone]: hi
[AV]Deejay[phone]:Automessage:Deejay he cant be reached now but if you wanna leave a message do it after beeep
[AV]Deejay[phone]:BEEEP
RayKaza_Stracci[Phone]:ok when you back call me i wanna talk with you Deejay
[AV]Deejay[phone]: talk with him about what ???
RayKaza_Stracci[Phone]: Ohh  damn Automessage can say that 0_o
[AV]Deejay[phone]: xD
Klaas_Stracci:xD



Hehe that was funny a lot  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Reply #918 on: September 01, 2008, 08:26:21 am
Rofl nice one


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Reply #919 on: September 01, 2008, 08:34:36 am
Quote from: Xavas on August 31, 2008, 07:06:57 pm
I was doing a investigation, and there was a hitman and we was making a set up.

[ALS]Jake(10) says(phone): i would like a shit on sammir
[ALS]Jake(10) says(phone): hit*


I had same a couple of times :D
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Reply #920 on: September 01, 2008, 02:50:43 pm
next time if somebody shoots with Shit i will quit my job!


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Reply #921 on: September 04, 2008, 01:40:22 am
Hankock: (15) there is a hero, there is a super hero, and there is hankock
Hankock(15), was banned by aREOX(8) for Oh really?

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Reply #922 on: September 04, 2008, 02:09:51 am
and him on a new account says:
player:there is a hero, and there is a super hero, and there is hankock
player was banned by (dont remember) for and there is an admin who dont like you


after on a other new account he say:
player: there is a hero, and there a super hero, and there is hankock, and there is an admin who dont like me.
and he got banned too.


and on another account he get a banana and he says on ad:
ADVERTISMENT:i dont like banana put me an apple on my mouth.

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Reply #923 on: September 04, 2008, 02:23:37 am
Palyer:Hankock Backa gain he was with name Hankock_back

Hankock has ben banned by  [WS]lavamike for Hankocke_Gone




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Reply #924 on: September 05, 2008, 04:50:26 am
Quote from: boomman on September 04, 2008, 02:23:37 am
Palyer:Hankock Backa gain he was with name Hankock_back

Hankock has ben banned by  [WS]lavamike for Hankocke_Gone





haha thats a good one.. but Lavamike cant ban ?


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Reply #925 on: September 05, 2008, 08:18:08 pm
Harry_potter2(26) was banned by Hank_Rafferty(28) for flying car

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Reply #926 on: September 05, 2008, 08:23:53 pm
Quote from: Clyde on September 05, 2008, 08:18:08 pm
Harry_potter2(26) was banned by Hank_Rafferty(28) for flying car
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Reply #927 on: September 07, 2008, 08:49:05 am

ADVERTISMENT: Selling Hank Rafferty UNOWNED!! Used but it doesnt have influence on effect!, Contact FlameMan(46)

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Reply #928 on: September 07, 2008, 10:32:59 am
Quote from: FlameMan on September 07, 2008, 08:49:05 am
ADVERTISMENT: Selling Hank Rafferty UNOWNED!! Used but it doesnt have influence on effect!, Contact FlameMan(46)

/ad abuse and laughing at your own joke, wow dude, you are kewl.


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Reply #929 on: September 07, 2008, 10:37:44 am
Quote from: john_smith on September 07, 2008, 10:32:59 am
/ad abuse and laughing at your own joke, wow dude, you are kewl.

Haha, quoted for the truth ;)


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