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Reply #945 on: September 13, 2008, 01:03:21 pm
Quote from: David_Omid on September 10, 2008, 12:27:09 am
Everyone on admin chat spectated this...the guy had a combination of speed hacks and flying hacks...he was not banned by Panda, he was banned by Haldir for speed hacks.

Nice ban :d I think, Haldir won't be angry if I would learn from him  :devroll:


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Reply #946 on: September 13, 2008, 03:53:35 pm
Edit: Deleted, don't post pictures but full text and this was not that funny
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Reply #947 on: September 14, 2008, 09:07:20 pm
Quote from: Tai on September 13, 2008, 03:53:35 pm
Edit: Deleted, don't post pictures but full text and this was not that funny
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Reply #948 on: September 14, 2008, 09:36:50 pm
Quote from: David_Omid on September 10, 2008, 12:27:09 am
Everyone on admin chat spectated this...the guy had a combination of speed hacks and flying hacks...he was not banned by Panda, he was banned by Haldir for speed hacks.
Haha, admins are comming :D

With what?  :D

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Reply #949 on: September 14, 2008, 09:39:27 pm
Quote from: Matthew_Mcbride on September 08, 2008, 06:53:13 pm
<Haldir teleports to hacker>
Haldir: Get in quick!!
Haldir: Shit! admins are comming!
Haldir: Quick! To Liberty City!!!
Haldir: You drive!
<player01 flys>
player01 was banned by Panda_Araatus for Flying hax

I love that part where Haldir says quick admins coming.. LOL!!!


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Reply #950 on: September 14, 2008, 10:06:43 pm
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Reply #951 on: September 14, 2008, 10:30:10 pm
SubSeven: (68) Making XP look like vista is like making shit look like dogshit

Admin [Z]David(32): /me falls asleep
Admin [Z]David(32): /me dreams about lottery time
Admin Gimli(1) announce: ~r~lottery time
Admin [Z]David(32): My dream came true!

papoj1: (4) I have a friggin pain in my mouth
[Z]David: (16) too much oral?
papoj1: (4) and i dont wanna talk much
papoj1: (4) pff
papoj1: (4) no
papoj1: (4) wound
GiacJr: (18) lol David

(Haldir talking to the hacker who he said to get in his car because admins are coming)

Haldir(15) says: Can I have some armour
Haldir(15) says: admins are coming
Haldir(15) says: I need to kill them
(laughter in admin chat)








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Reply #952 on: September 15, 2008, 03:33:32 pm
Quote from: David_Omid on September 14, 2008, 10:30:10 pm
SubSeven: (68) Making XP look like vista is like making shit look like dogshit

Admin [Z]David(32): /me falls asleep
Admin [Z]David(32): /me dreams about lottery time
Admin Gimli(1) announce: ~r~lottery time
Admin [Z]David(32): My dream came true!

papoj1: (4) I have a friggin pain in my mouth
[Z]David: (16) too much oral?
papoj1: (4) and i dont wanna talk much
papoj1: (4) pff
papoj1: (4) no
papoj1: (4) wound
GiacJr: (18) lol David

(Haldir talking to the hacker who he said to get in his car because admins are coming)

Haldir(15) says: Can I have some armour
Haldir(15) says: admins are coming
Haldir(15) says: I need to kill them
(laughter in admin chat)





haldir again  :rofl:

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Reply #953 on: September 15, 2008, 03:42:23 pm
Haldir is the Special Weapons and Tactics against hackers :)


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Reply #954 on: September 16, 2008, 12:29:54 am
Cb and I in a heli chasing Religue whos on a sanchez driving around LV. Im talking to cb and did /me is having a bad day in local chat and he saw it
[AV]Vince is having a bad day

[Rstar]CBFasi on TS: I'm going to attempt something that IS suicidal

Religue_Araatus(id): How bad of a day vince?

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[AV]Vince(id) That bad

[Rstar]CBFasi(id) oops bit of a heavy landing

Religue_Araatus(id) OMG!@
 so funny it was just perfect timing  :rofl:


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Reply #955 on: September 16, 2008, 08:08:24 am
Quote from: Vince on September 16, 2008, 12:29:54 am
Cb and I in a heli chasing Religue whos on a sanchez driving around LV. Im talking to cb and did /me is having a bad day in local chat and he saw it
[AV]Vince is having a bad day

[Rstar]CBFasi on TS: I'm going to attempt something that IS suicidal

Religue_Araatus(id): How bad of a day vince?

Helicopter smashes into religue exploding all of us 2 seconds after

[AV]Vince(id) That bad

[Rstar]CBFasi(id) oops bit of a heavy landing

Religue_Araatus(id) OMG!@
 so funny it was just perfect timing  :rofl:




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Reply #956 on: September 16, 2008, 01:55:44 pm
Sanchez + Mavrick = common sence  :help:

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Reply #957 on: September 17, 2008, 10:37:44 pm

[JESUS](6), was banned by DaXXter(1) for Weapon hacks

Chico_Undo(51) was suspected by officer Unndo_Paste(3) for heli attak!!! TÜRANÄGU RAISK!!!!!


Jesus is banned? O.o

Wtf is these two words?

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Reply #958 on: September 17, 2008, 10:47:59 pm
Quote from: John_Lob on September 17, 2008, 10:37:44 pm

[JESUS](6), was banned by DaXXter(1) for Weapon hacks

Chico_Undo(51) was suspected by officer Unndo_Paste(3) for heli attak!!! TÜRANÄGU RAISK!!!!!


Jesus is banned? O.o

Wtf is these two words?


umm i am estonian and i can say they are bad words :D Türanägu= dickface raisk= damn  :D


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Reply #959 on: September 19, 2008, 08:47:22 pm
Wake:STFU!
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
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Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie
Admin [ALSa]Charlie:Flameman, put it...
Admin Brains:Childish..

((We was doing the same thing, we both wanted to give him a banana, so this happened))


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