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Offline FlameMan

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Reply #960 on: September 19, 2008, 09:11:36 pm
Wake:STFU!
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie

Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie

1 Minutes later
Wake_******* is put under banana rule by Admin [AV]Flameman
Wake_****** is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALSa]Charlie

Admin [ALSa]Charlie:Flameman, put it...
Admin Brains:Childish..

((We was doing the same thing, we both wanted to give him a banana, so this happened))

We were doing same thing in same time. First i gave banana, then Charlie did. I thought now charlie will stop so i gave it again..
Charlie thought i will stop so he also did it :D
I was waiting about 30 seconds, and charlie didnt gave him banana, so i did it, and just in exactly same time Charlie gave it :D
Then we were arguing who will give this banana like:
Charlie: Flameman put it
FlameMan: Just give it (again in same time)
Charlie: No, you give it
FlameMan: No! You give it

Finally i gave him banana, and Charlie warned him :D


It wasnt on purpose, it was just misunderstanding, or something...

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Reply #961 on: September 20, 2008, 02:24:17 am
Problems like this occur by accident...other times miscommunication is useful!

Earlier today, someone flamed on the public chat. Immediately, one admin gave him a banana, another admin used /warn and then another admin removed the banana!

The process took about 3 seconds, so it was very cool!



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Reply #962 on: September 20, 2008, 04:40:23 am
You gotta love Haldir style mahahaaha  :banana:



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Reply #963 on: September 20, 2008, 04:42:02 am
Haldir is the Special Weapons and Tactics against hackers :)


Im the guy that makes admin work alot more fun. Giving admins a reason to stay and be happy even tho we are all being spammed :P
* Haldir even thinks he abuses hackers to much....nah not possible

Ill always remeber the weapon hacker that every time he spawned and i killed him and he was like OMG WDF.
And the weapon hackers that i tele in the air and watch them fall to there death or as legend knows on top of his helicopter blades. :D

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Reply #964 on: September 20, 2008, 04:51:11 am
Lol That would be almost as scary as sitting in a car with Haldir lol everytime i go in the car with u i end up dying :P
Heres one from today

Nacheing: Omg my pin!
[ALS]Stefan: You referring to your dick there Nach?
Hustle_Solonik: Hahahahaha
Nacheing: Omg
Nacheing: My Ping

couple of minutes later

Nacheing: Omg Crash
Nacheing: Says Lost connection
Nacheing: Connection Rejected Bad Nickname
[ALS]Stefan: You tried to shove your pin in the connection hole eh?

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Reply #965 on: September 20, 2008, 10:31:02 am
Problems like this occur by accident...other times miscommunication is useful!

Earlier today, someone flamed on the public chat. Immediately, one admin gave him a banana, another admin used /warn and then another admin removed the banana!

The process took about 3 seconds, so it was very cool!

Charlie gave banana, Daxxter warned him and i removed banana :P
It calls team-work :D

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Reply #966 on: September 20, 2008, 11:13:11 am
Ill always remeber the weapon hacker that every time he spawned and i killed him and he was like OMG WDF.
And the weapon hackers that i tele in the air and watch them fall to there death or as legend knows on top of his helicopter blades. :D
I can never forget that :D
It's good to have fun with hackers, but many times is not possible... because some people become jelous that you are having fun and start complaining to main admins and developers that you abuse :lol:


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Reply #967 on: September 20, 2008, 01:39:37 pm
Jamiaz (or something) Id 1337 was banned by [Rstar]MrsS for (don't remember reason).

Yesterday admins did /ban and /kick different ID-s, not player id-s. But MrsS did actually, but that Jamiaz got unbanned too:P



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Reply #968 on: September 20, 2008, 07:35:51 pm

[ALS]Inkognito, was kicked by [Rstar]cDa for other name pls, no server name...
[ALS]Jake: (21) Rofl
Harald: (28) Hahaha
[WS]Mumin: (35) LOL
[AV]FlameMan: (43) Imao!!!


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Admin [AV]Tai(20): Sammir I <3 you!
Admin [Rstar]Sammir(51): lol
Admin [Rstar]Sammir(51): Tai, lets keep it between us :D
Admin [AV]Tai(20): Sammir do you wanna marry me?
Admin [Rstar]Sammir(51): Mm... only if you are boy
Admin [AV]Tai(20): Im a boy take me sammir
Admin [Rstar]Sammir(51): Sorry Gimli asked first xD
Admin [AV]Tai(20): Gimli!!!! I will pwnd you
Admin Gimli(26): careful...


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Joe says something with f**k you or something diffrent and cDa kicked him

Joe_thompson(31), was kicked by [Rstar]cDa(5) for oh rly? oh u so nice


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Poor Gimli have nothing and received his passport yesterday :)

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Reply #969 on: September 20, 2008, 07:50:14 pm
Lol That would be almost as scary as sitting in a car with Haldir lol everytime i go in the car with u i end up dying :P
Heres one from today

Nacheing: Omg my pin!
[ALS]Stefan: You referring to your dick there Nach?
Hustle_Solonik: Hahahahaha
Nacheing: Omg
Nacheing: My Ping

couple of minutes later

Nacheing: Omg Crash
Nacheing: Says Lost connection
Nacheing: Connection Rejected Bad Nickname
[ALS]Stefan: You tried to shove your pin in the connection hole eh?

xD :D

Classic!!!!! lol Nacheing didn't understand


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Reply #970 on: September 21, 2008, 09:09:51 pm

Admin [ALS]Morgie(46): can somebody ban id 3 please?
Admin Haldir(3): Reason?

// after 5 seconds of silence, when all understood... //
Admin [ALS]Carbon(10): Hahahaha
Admin [AV]FlameMan(57): Rofl!!
Admin [ALS]Charlie(32): xD


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Reply #971 on: September 22, 2008, 03:05:45 am

Admin [ALS]Morgie(46): can somebody ban id 3 please?
Admin Haldir(3): Reason?

// after 5 seconds of silence, when all understood... //
Admin [Z]Carbon(10): Hahahaha
Admin [AV]FlameMan(57): Rofl!!
Admin [ALSa]Charlie(32): xD


Now i also first need time of silence xD
Hahahah :D ;D



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Reply #972 on: September 22, 2008, 07:46:31 am

Admin [ALS]Morgie(46): can somebody ban id 3 please?
Admin Haldir(3): Reason?

// after 5 seconds of silence, when all understood... //
Admin [ALS]Carbon(10): Hahahaha
Admin [AV]FlameMan(57): Rofl!!
Admin [ALS]Charlie(32): xD


You gotta love Haldir style mahahaaha  :banana:

Haldir again that was so funny I was online then  :rofl:



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Reply #973 on: September 22, 2008, 08:57:03 am
But Haldir also didnt know that he is id 3 :P So thats why it is so funny :D

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Reply #974 on: September 22, 2008, 09:55:10 pm

Admin [ALS]Morgie(46): can somebody ban id 3 please?
Admin Haldir(3): Reason?

// after 5 seconds of silence, when all understood... //
Admin [ALS]Carbon(10): Hahahaha
Admin [AV]FlameMan(57): Rofl!!
Admin [ALS]Charlie(32): xD



i didnt noticed it first too, only because you just told it flame
i think i like Haldir most as admin  :banana:

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