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Offline JayL

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Reply #990 on: September 27, 2008, 06:14:47 am
Ladies and Gentlemen, believe or not, the whole following logs are true:
Also, the typo's, spelling mistakes made by the following players logged below are NOT corrected.


Nacheing: (22) i think i will be accepted IN [RSTAR]
Nacheing: (22) they say this
Nacheing: (22) listen guys
Nacheing: (22) "we want you on the team cuz ur the best rp ever"
Nacheing: (22) they say they are thinking and will accept me
Nacheing: (22) cuz im to much for RSTAR
MrEcks: (14) ... who says that?
Nacheing: (22) a friend
Nacheing: (22) ferchu

* Everyone laughs in main chat... *

Nacheing: (22) he told me im will be accepted at RSTAR
Nacheing: (22) i didnt applt

[...]

Nacheing: (22) im a cangarou

[...]

Cane_Martinez: (2) Every1 want you not to join them..
Panda_Araatus: (28) Apart from EVERY MAFIA THAT DENIED YOU
Panda_Araatus: (28) You know
Panda_Araatus: (28) All of them.
Nacheing: (22) yes thats why i got denied everywhere i go
Nacheing: (22) he sent a pm :O
Nacheing: (22) i think guys 1 i think
Nacheing: (22) every team wanna me
Nacheing: (22) ppl fight for ahve me on a team

[...]

John_Lobhin: (23) he cant even type Araatus correctly and wants to apply for it
Nacheing: (22) cuz i dont like the name
Nacheing: (22) im the best cangarou jumper ever
Panda_Araatus: (28) Any Mafia with any substance will not accept you any longer
Nacheing: (22) thanks panda
Nacheing: (22) i as thinking on apply in aratus

[...]

Cane_Martinez: (2) Nach
Cane_Martinez: (2) If you get accepted into R*
Cane_Martinez: (2) I swear to god
Nacheing: (22) i will
Nacheing: (22) cuz im better than aratus
Nacheing: (22) cuz aratus is worst than Free cangarous

[...]

Nacheing: (22) "cagarous_Mafia"

[...]

Panda_Araatus: (28) But why can't you spell "Araatus" properly?
Nacheing: (22) cuz is to long

[...]

Nacheing: (22) stop bothering me or i will reprot with panda aratus
Nacheing: (22) i own the best car ingame



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Reply #991 on: September 27, 2008, 06:22:02 am
*Cane_Martinez flapping arms with Uzi's during an ARPD Test*

Cane_Martinez: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!
Cane_Martinez: I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYYYYY!!!



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Reply #992 on: September 27, 2008, 11:53:43 am
[AV]FlameMan(35), was kicked by MasterNeo(29) for Flaming people ~ omg go to other server then

Wrong id but still funny  :lol:



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Reply #993 on: September 27, 2008, 12:25:10 pm
[AV]FlameMan(35), was kicked by MasterNeo(29) for Flaming people ~ omg go to other server then

Wrong id but still funny  :lol:

I was there  :lol:



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Reply #994 on: September 27, 2008, 02:27:21 pm
[AV]FlameMan(35), was kicked by MasterNeo(29) for Flaming people ~ omg go to other server then

Wrong id but still funny  :lol:
Name is programm  :rofl:



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Reply #995 on: September 28, 2008, 10:17:17 pm
[ALS]Jake: Nachieng did you get offerd a place in Rtard

[GSF]Nachieng: i was offerd rstar by my friend but now im GSF so it dont matter

LOL?


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Reply #996 on: September 28, 2008, 10:19:32 pm
[ALS]Jake: Nachieng did you get offerd a place in Rtard

[GSF]Nachieng: i was offerd rstar by my friend but now im GSF so it dont matter

LOL?


yeah and i was offered control over the complete server and to take the position of Aragorn and Gandalf.



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Reply #997 on: September 28, 2008, 10:25:21 pm
[ALS]Jake: Nachieng did you get offerd a place in Rtard

[GSF]Nachieng: i was offerd rstar by my friend but now im GSF so it dont matter

LOL?


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Reply #998 on: September 28, 2008, 10:36:34 pm
[ALS]Jake: Nachieng did you get offerd a place in Rtard

[GSF]Nachieng: i was offerd rstar by my friend but now im GSF so it dont matter

LOL?

That is Funny.^^ I have one with MrEcks but this was a long time ago!
John_Dumbell(14), was banned by MrEcks(20) for Hacks are allowed here;unban at argonathrpg.eu

5 mins later

MrEcks(20) Shit...
Xerosforza: LOL





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Reply #999 on: September 28, 2008, 10:53:51 pm


And the text:

'ADVERTISEMENT: I suck dicks for free!,contact Tosh(10)'

Our revenge will be the laughter of our children


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Reply #1000 on: September 28, 2008, 11:07:56 pm
'ADVERTISEMENT: I suck dicks for free!,contact Tosh(10)'

Yea we allready were laughing our asses of it with Micx, cause before he wrote same text in polish ^^

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Reply #1001 on: September 29, 2008, 12:28:07 am
yeah and i was offered control over the complete server and to take the position of Aragorn and Gandalf.
amg 100th post!


Here check this out: He typed exactly this: (28) Admins Suck  | so they would kick id 28 but he was diffrent id, he used  (28) to trick them LOL.




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Reply #1002 on: September 29, 2008, 12:30:32 am
That is Funny.^^ I have one with MrEcks but this was a long time ago!
John_Dumbell(14), was banned by MrEcks(20) for Hacks are allowed here;unban at argonathrpg.eu

5 mins later

MrEcks(20) Shit...
Xerosforza: LOL





That must be really old, I don't remeber that...

amg 100th post!


Here check this out: He typed exactly this: (28) Admins Suck  | so they would kick id 28 but he was diffrent id, he used  (28) to trick them LOL.



And that is exactly why his name will be showing up in the unban request.

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Reply #1003 on: September 29, 2008, 03:19:01 pm
Here's my second edition of my collection,for 2 months:


Kivanc_Tatliug:(made spaces here,next line)
SERVER:Gandalf(1337) Joined the server

Kivanc_Tatliug was kicked for Impostering


ADVERTISEMENT:Fuck me! Im a hooker,quality sex, call 5203, contact SxS_Stracci




Conversation with Immortal and MrEcks
Immo:GayLegEcks!!!
*After 10 seconds*
MrEcks:Thats Mr.GayLegEcks to you!

I got a proof of FlameMan that he's gay:

Cop radio:

FlameMan:Erm,Unit 9,please keep us updated.
Winters: Sorry,Unit 3,im dead ATM,contact Unit 15



Crime of Ghost:Stealing shotgun and running


Hank_Rafferty has been kicked for flooding


Legend talking to suspect: Sir,you are under arrest for "don't listen to traffic stop"


The one whole conversation:
JDCDes: I was walking on the right side and someone rams me from front
Me: Llall
Someone in /p Chat: ALS Charlie where are you (she wasnt online for 15 minutes)
[ALS]Charlie has joined the server
Me:ROFL


Present Admins:Sonny_Burrito,Lagabanga (IT was [Rstar]Sammir and GiacJr)


Jack_Stracci was warned by [AV]Ben_Sammir for "no noobs,only boobs"



I remember some time ago....Crime of Philip_McRay: 4


Dont remember,maybe there was a DD,but here:
ADVERTISEMENT: Only both of them,not the HOLE,contact [Z]Corey
[ALS]Jordan:Corey..its Whole*


Convesation of Admins
[Rstar]MrsS: Harald = big tits
Harald: :P
Carbon:Lolz0rs
Altair:Spongeboob (that was a typo back then)
Mumin:Man boobs :D
MrsS: LOL

ADVERTISEMENT:Lets be a Child! : Demon <3 Ashley....nananana !,contact [AV]Nexxt



Stacey Angel was warned for "Do not go to pervertland,please"



Selling Chuck Norris pants for 50 $ Each


Situation:Gimli was a suspect.Me,Mumin and Legend caught him.
Gimli: I NEED A LAWYER,I WANT HIM!!!
Legend whispers: Hi sexy



ADVERTISEMENT; ALS|Your wife dead? We will still rape her with you! contact,Haldir


Advertisement: ALS| Making your money go further....into our pockets ,contact Haldir


Razor: ARPD= Argonath Rates Picking Dicks

Razor: SAPD=Saving Argonath Police Dicks

Haldir: ARPD=Argonath Rapes Poorly DOnkeys

Razor: DPD=Dating Pigs Dying

Haldir: LSPD=Leisbians Seriously Piss and Dribble



ADVETRISEMENT: Get your fresh fish from Cheezy Fisherman,AT LS Lighthouse,Contact Douglas Cheese



I got jailed,FlameMan was standing among the celldoor,Before the FlameMan showed it,in 2 secs earlier i got TPed back,where he jailed me,and it was near Lobby
Me,in cell:Omg get out!
*I dissapear*
FlameMan shows a "Fuck You"
Flameman:Oops,late xD


Cane Martines shouts megaphone): SAPD:Operation Orgasm will be executed if you wont step out !!!!




Crime of Leon_Mokomaki: Jesus (Requested)



Rewolloc:Gimli,Lotto plz

Gimli(2) has been kicked for flooding



PM Sent to TJF: Need help?
PM From TJF:IM cool xD



Pancher in /p: LMAO,i was gonna write /donuts to get onduty xD


ADVERTISEMENT: Hippie meeting Canceled again. (fifth(or sixth)time),contact Jack_Stracci



simon_santos was suspected by officer Niko_Watson for drieving like a shit
*a moment ago*
Nexxt: Can shit drive :S?

ADVERTISEMENT: What is my username? contact Nexxt

I wrote something,that got in my mind firstly


ADVERTISEMENT:Winner:Altair,answer:omglolnoob




[D]Minigun has joined the server



[ALS]Masa was suspected by Bounce for omg




Andre_Luciano was suspected for Officer Corey_Luciano for he's a chicken





ADVERTISEMENT: Always wanted to be a lizard? Meet me at LS City Hall,Contact Dumbledore




[WS]Caine was suspected by officer Nexxt for Stole nightstick and Rape me with it




Crime of Kastrou_GR: Cop force!


MrEcks: Lionz and Tigerz and Bearz...OH MY!


Ben_Jizz was suspected by [AV]Ben_Sammir for officer



123 was kicked by Inkognito for 123 :o changename


Some imposter entered server:

[ws]caine has joined the server

All WS in CB:
LOL


Winters:Im not saying cocksucker to you eather
Winters:Sorry for the bad word
Sylvia_Manisk: but i am :(


[WS]Winters was warned by [WS]Tovenaarke for do not jack,do not Dm,RP!


Farmer_Jack: Do not add nexxt to msn,he talks there about his penis


JDCdes: Corrpution is one of the highest crimes against the state
*Few seconds later*
Paquitin:Amen...


An Event of David
ADVERTISEMENT: Winner of 30K: [AV]Nexxt,for his dance of super gayness,contact David

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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DONT PRESSURE ME IM RETARED
The entire reason we have Hydra/Hunter on the server is because cops don't know how to work together. Sadly


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Reply #1004 on: September 29, 2008, 03:57:52 pm
lol  :lol: :lol: :lol:

that's funny topic I've ever read!  ;)

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