Funny chatlogs [old]

[Juanes]

It is not funny at all if people try to be funny and then post their own not-funny chatlogs here.
 :poke: :poke: :devroll:

[FlameMan]

I was going to flint range with car and I saw police car exploded and near it cadet...

I offer him help, but he refuses, instead, he runs from flint range to SANTA MARIA BEACH LOS SANTOS!!
All the way there,I was following him in my car by the side, guess what I was doing while he was running?
I was advertising:

Jessica_Cro(14) says: Burn Your Fat!
Jessica_cro(14) says: BURN YOUR FAT!! CMON!!! FASTER FASTER!! BURN IT!
BamF_Vegas (17) says: ...
Jessica_cro (14) says; you are so poor,CMON!!!!! gogogoggoo!!!!!!!!

They mean, that putting your own funny chatlogs is not funny

EDIT: Juanes was first...

[Juanes]

EDIT: Juanes was first...

OMG how i own :x
though i am not member of ARPD yet, and dont get any reply 

[FlameMan]

OMG how i own :x
though i am not member of ARPD yet, and dont get any reply 

Ok now you have my reply 

[Legolas]

It is not funny at all if people try to be funny and then post their own not-funny chatlogs here.

lol haha 

[Juanes]

lol legolas, lets post it as funny chatlog xD

but i wont post it myself, because i would post me being funny in my opinion but notto others, but posting me and ......   however:D

[Jserg]

I was talking to a player called Hatrix


[WS]Jserg:Can you tell me the name of the weapon hacks?

then...

[Harald]

I was talking to a player called Hatrix


[WS]Jserg:Can you tell me the name of the weapon hacks?

then...

lol, hahahha
btw, post it as chatlog, not with pictures..

[JDC]

Minigun lolwhut XD

[Raykaza]

i was Walking today near to GS9 and a freecop wanted to RP with his Megaphone 

*MikeU grabs Megaphone

MikeU shouts Megaphone) : sir please....
me shouts: what ??
MikeU shouts Megaphone): Sir please Have a nice day..

can some one explain me this ??  :conf:

[MasterNeo]

i was Walking today near to GS9 and a freecop wanted to RP with his Megaphone 

*MikeU grabs Megaphone

MikeU shouts Megaphone) : sir please....
me shouts: what ??
MikeU shouts Megaphone): Sir please Have a nice day..

can some one explain me this ??  :conf:

roflmao xD    . Cant imagine a Cop IRL said that loud at Megaphone 

[JayL]

Some old, some new, well whatever it doesn't really matter. 

[Rstar]Fernando(42): Stracci wants me dead, Over.
Panda_Araatus(52): I'll call the funeral company, Over.
[Rstar]Fernando(42): kkay, Over.


ADVERTISEMENT: buying a girlfriend | call 5339, contact [ALS]Masa(11)


Hayden_Mendez: .q
Hayden_Mendez: .qw
Hayden_Mendez: .q
Hayden_Mendez: omfg


[AK]JDC: (14) Ludiq, RP (role pay) is what we do here, NOT freeroam or cops and robbers
[AV]John_Lobhin: (10) rolepay lol
[AV]John_Lobhin: (10) its ROLE PLAY
[AK]JDC: (14) SHIT
[AK]JDC: (14) (role paly)
[AK]JDC: (14) (role play)**
[AV]John_Lobhin: (10) fail
[AK]JDC: (14) >_<
[AK]JDC: (14) Erpic Fiall! >_<


[WS]Altair(16) has joined the server
[AV]John_Lobhin: (10) o noes
[AV]John_Lobhin: (10) its altair
[AV]John_Lobhin: (10) everyone RUN
[WS]Altair: (16) hai JL
[WS]Winters: (7) /me runs
[Z]Luka: (13) /me runs as far as possible
Sama_Solonik: (15) /me runs


[AV]JuanesVegas: 7pm 4 lol i cant believe that salmonella is 11 years old only

Everyone LOL's in /p then. And Salmonella gets ashamed.


CHICKEN_WING(44), was banned by [GSF]MrNeo(35) for u only know how to spawn Chainsaw :P ~ unban at Argonathrpg.eu


Crime of [SMt]Haris(38): he gave me 1k if i sus him


[SMt]Haris(38) was suspected by officer Matthew_McBride(17) for <insert propper reason here>


[ESF]Benny(32) attems hotwire the car
[ESF]Benny(32) suckeed


Stuart(8) was suspected by officer [AV]Nexxt(47) for Because u asked suspect on TS with ur horny voice


After Pancher takes down the 2 kidnappers alone...

MikeUK(2): Can I be promoted for taking a kidnapper down?, Over.


Jesse_Stracci(15) was suspected by officer [AV]Cane(3) for Evading da mutha'fuckin' po-lice


That's all, folks.

[Jserg]

i was Walking today near to GS9 and a freecop wanted to RP with his Megaphone 

*MikeU grabs Megaphone

MikeU shouts Megaphone) : sir please....
me shouts: what ??
MikeU shouts Megaphone): Sir please Have a nice day..

can some one explain me this ??  :conf:

lmao!

[Janar]

  John_Lobhin made lot of great jokes xD
I laughed lot and loudly!

[FlameMan]

Matthew_McBride(13): Whats the maximum you can make someone to pay?, Over.
[WS]Altair(19): 250, Over.
[ALS]Bauer(23): 250, Over.
[AV]IcyAero(17): 250, Over.
[WS]Winters(27): 250, Over.
[AV]FlameMan(3): 250$ Agent...., Over.
Matthew_McBride(13): OKAY, Over.
Matthew_McBride(13): Thanks, Over.

ALL cops answered Matthew, and all answers were in 1-2 seconds after question...