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Reply #1395 on: November 26, 2008, 09:00:03 am
Quote from: Aragorn on November 26, 2008, 08:52:37 am
Legolas had no money to enter the cathedral

Admin Aragorn: Where is Legolas?
Admin Legolas: I am dancing outside for 20$ :)
lol why I never had this idea?
always went to ATM when I needed extra $5  :rofl:


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Reply #1396 on: November 26, 2008, 09:10:34 am
Quote from: Aragorn on November 26, 2008, 08:52:37 am
Legolas had no money to enter the cathedral

Admin Aragorn: Where is Legolas?
Admin Legolas: I am dancing outside for 20$ :)
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Reply #1397 on: November 26, 2008, 09:46:15 am
lol at Legolas hahaha

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Reply #1398 on: November 26, 2008, 01:38:56 pm
lol @ Lego hehe  :D

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Reply #1399 on: November 26, 2008, 01:59:52 pm
nothing else then  :rofl: at legolas, good idea

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Reply #1400 on: November 26, 2008, 06:26:50 pm
got one, with Nexxt about asslicking

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Reply #1401 on: November 27, 2008, 11:48:36 am
Bahahahhahahha i lolld so hard at this! xD


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Reply #1402 on: November 27, 2008, 12:37:40 pm
Quote from: RaSgO on November 26, 2008, 06:26:50 pm
got one, with Nexxt about asslicking
lol I guess he wants to make a career using that skill :rofl:


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Reply #1403 on: November 27, 2008, 02:07:16 pm
Page break

Added to the site the HUMOR LOGS.
Resume: Very hard to find really humor logs in SA:MP section... Most are retarded (sorry for word) "jokes" about rape, dicks, licking cocks, selling boobs, pulling off pants, kissing own moms, wanking, sperming, admins abuse, advertising abuse, etc... Seems like humor at SA:MP server turned into policy "more sex stuff - more cool you are in your and players eyes"... Which is a total bullshit...

Apart of it - the whole picture looks like - got together some sick (dick?)-minded people which IQ does not go far then their pants...

I am not surprised then that a lot of members had to leave server cos got problems with their education and school...

Now about topic:

1. Screenshots will not go to Humor page on site (I already explained it several times)
2. Try to post the correct nicks of players in logs, not just "Some guy:"
3. Repeated situations will not go to the Humor page (not your fault though, just inform you)
4. Complains, flame will be cut and forum users warned.
5. Try to keep to the HUMOR, as it was supposed from the beginning...

Thank you.

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Reply #1404 on: November 27, 2008, 04:15:58 pm
Some admin made an announce saying : 5 seconds to turn off your hacks then a guy said :

Nolo88: How do I tern off hacks ?

Everione wus Lmao lol few mins later :

Nolo88: no more

Nolo88(6) Was banned by [Rstar]Brains(13) fr weapon hacks, unban at argonathrpg.eu


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Reply #1405 on: November 27, 2008, 09:55:57 pm
Admin actions:

[AV]FlameMan(28): Can you explain names "*****", "******", "*****" ?
Nano_x(42): I didnt created them, they already were created.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh, okay :)
[AV]FlameMan(28): If you registered today, how you know how to talk with /l ? :)
Nano_x(42): My friend told me
Nano_x(42): xcasio
Here i checked his IP and i discovered he was banned multiple times before for hacks, and he is ban evading.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh he is your friend? :)
Nano_x(42): Yeah, Francis' one.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh okay then
Nano_x(42): I know him through Francis
[AV]FlameMan(28): Okay :) Have fun! :)
Nano_x(42): Thanks :)
Nano_x(42) was banned by [AV]FlameMan(28) for ban evading (hacks)


[AV]Nexxt(10): I just have seen UFO!! :O
[AV]FlameMan(7): It was me...



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Reply #1406 on: November 27, 2008, 10:41:10 pm
Icecold Robert. ;)

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Reply #1407 on: November 27, 2008, 10:50:53 pm
lol, when was that ufo?:P
I dont remember :P



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Reply #1408 on: November 27, 2008, 10:51:26 pm
Quote from: Nexxt on November 27, 2008, 10:50:53 pm
lol, when was that ufo?:P
I dont remember :P

Hm... who was it if not you... i dont remember, im not sure were that you ;p

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Reply #1409 on: November 28, 2008, 12:45:54 pm
i almost feel sorry for the little fella..... almost :evil:


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