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[Bounce]

I know that it's lame to laugh about you'r own jokes, but it happened accidently today ;

Team PM:18 shaved :S
Screm_Corleone(25): LOL
Squeak_Araatus(1) : L0LWHUT
Tommy_Corleone(4) :LOL

I accidently used /tpm, and also wrong ID, id 18 was actually Blanc's.
And I wasn't talking about myself 

[Seskom]

I know that it's lame to laugh about you'r own jokes, but it happened accidently today ;

Team PM:18 shaved :S
Screm_Corleone(25): LOL
Squeak_Araatus(1) : L0LWHUT
Tommy_Corleone(4) :LOL

I accidently used /tpm, and also wrong ID, id 18 was actually Blanc's.
And I wasn't talking about myself 

Explain whats Shaved? xD

[Matthew_Cipricla]

Explain whats Shaved? xD

He probroly asked why is nuts were so smooth :P

lol jk, pretty funny though 

[CBFasi]

He ran away..

This made my day!

[SeanC]

Admin actions:

[AV]FlameMan(28): Can you explain names "*****", "******", "*****" ?
Nano_x(42): I didnt created them, they already were created.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh, okay
[AV]FlameMan(28): If you registered today, how you know how to talk with /l ?
Nano_x(42): My friend told me
Nano_x(42): xcasio
Here i checked his IP and i discovered he was banned multiple times before for hacks, and he is ban evading.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh he is your friend?
Nano_x(42): Yeah, Francis' one.
[AV]FlameMan(28): Oh okay then
Nano_x(42): I know him through Francis
[AV]FlameMan(28): Okay Have fun!
Nano_x(42): Thanks
Nano_x(42) was banned by [AV]FlameMan(28) for ban evading (hacks)


[AV]Nexxt(10): I just have seen UFO!! :O
[AV]FlameMan(7): It was me...



Nothing better than posting own funny chatlogs at evening.

muahahhaa

[JayL]

***[-] [Rstar]Pancher(12): next stop they make drop me so i can shiit them
***[-] [Rstar]Pancher(12): shoot*


Crime of [SM]Milos(27): admin !


***[-] Leon_Mokomaki(29): 6n4tete
***[-] Leon_Mokomaki(29): LOL
***[-] Leon_Mokomaki(29): that was supposed to be /enter


James_Hunter along with 3 SWAT members (Me, Jonny and Alan) decided to take a car and participate the DD which was being hosted by [ALS]Fido...

ADVERTISEMENT: No Cops,no SWATS, no FBIs , contact [ALS]Fido(37)

Few seconds later...

ADVERTISEMENT: NO dd then!, contact [Rstar]CBFasi(22)

[adam_stevens]

this is a very old one but yeh its true chat log
[NSV]bullet: whos want to get better cop?Come in grove whos want.Im teaching.Now onely for 100$

[TruthSvensson]

this is a very old one but yeh its true chat log
[NSV]bullet: whos want to get better cop?Come in grove whos want.Im teaching.Now onely for 100$

Cheap for a great education  :cool:

[ToniaNVR]

this is a very old one but yeh its true chat log

I got one old one too:
[Rstar]Lionz: (36) i saw aragorn in a suit as his DP on msn once :D
[AV]Zun: (0) psst, Lionz send it to me
Aragorn: (9) yeah I am bisexy - kicking males and females cheaters with the same love
[Rstar]Lionz: (36) i didn't save it... LOL
[Elite]Para: WHAT! :(

[Gildor]

Haha

[Pancher]

hahaha

[Zun_Callison]

I got one old one too:
[Rstar]Lionz: (36) i saw aragorn in a suit as his DP on msn once
[AV]Zun: (0) psst, Lionz send it to me
Aragorn: (9) yeah I am bisexy - kicking males and females cheaters with the same love
[Rstar]Lionz: (36) i didn't save it... LOL
[Elite]Para: WHAT!

Dont remember that but uhh Must've been long time ago

[Janar]

Today, during ARPD Award Ceremony:


Gulron(76) was banned by [AV]FlameMan(30) for weapon hacks speed hacks
soon...

(76) was banned by Ivan_Belov(59) for right...
(76) was banned by [AV]Carbon(79) for ye, u are
(76) was banned by Maxy_Araatus(18) for OMG BAI
(76) was kicked by [AV]Cane(8) for I can't ban OMG!
(76) was kicked by [AV]Vince(55) for neither can i

Good that no one joined in that time.

I was driving through LSPD and saw this:

[AV]IcyAero(17) is pedophile
[AV]Nexxt(34) knows
[AV]IcyAero(17) has raped 10 kids today
[AVt]Oliver(12) knows it somehow
[AV]Nexxt(34) thinks 1 liked it: Olari

I was at SABD meeting and then:

[AVt]Oliver(51) was suspected by officer Matthew_McBride(42) for Haha now you can't go on duty xD

Lol, Matthew

During DD on police radio:

Matthew_McBride(29): Requesting a PC...

Polopolo asked about Ivan_Belov in main chat.

[AV]Polopolo: (17) Who is Ivan_Belov?
Wash_Corleone: (30) Legend
[AV]Polopolo: (17) Legend
Ivan_Belov: (21) Where?
[AV]Polopolo: (17) Ivan
Ivan_Belov: (21) Who?
[AV]Polopolo: (17) Ivan!
Ivan_Belov: (21) When?
[ALS]Janar: (57 aka 1337) lol

Jserg had one good friend: himanokia, who didn't know how to register and login. Jserg helped him:

himanokia joined server
soon...
himanokia joined server
[WS]Jserg: Hello himanokia! Use /register password and then /login password
himanokia joined server
[WS]Jserg: Hey himanokia!
himanokia joined server
[WS]Jserg: Hey himanokia! Nice to see you again!
and so about 7 times...lol

I had free time, got suspected, then cops stopped me:

[WS]DarkRaven: Ok, take your clothes off
Janar_Juusu removes clothes
[WS]DarkRaven: Underwear too
Janar_Juusu removes underwear
Janar_Juusu is half-naked
McCarthy_Vegas vomits
[WS]DarkRaven: Ok, start wanking hard
Janar_Juusu starts wanking hard
[WS]DarkRaven: Ok, put your clothes on, enough
Janar_Juusu puts clothes on

It was too embarrising to me..

Police radio chat:

[ALS]Kyle[T]: State your location please
Bounce: I'm at Estonia
[ALS]Kyle[T]: Not THAT location

Mike_Peterson: /crime 11!1
Crime of Roger_Rage(11): stoping on the road
Roger_Rage: can i know where is jobs center
[AV]Traser: Idk Roger, rabbit


Corey_Calvino was kicked by Gandalf for pigs are haram :P

[AK]JDC: Enter the new FBI Tactic: Forcing criminals to watch barbie movies if they don't cough up the infos!!!

Looked to my screenshots...Fun!

[Traser]

Mike_Peterson: /crime 11!1
Crime of Roger_Rage(11): stoping on the road
Roger_Rage: can i know where is jobs center
[AV]Traser: Idk Roger, rabbit

Lol.. First time i am in Funny Chatlogs 

[Oliver]

[AVt]Oliver(51) was suspected by officer Matthew_McBride(42) for Haha now you can't go on duty xD

Lol, Matthew

Heh. He was only playing . Too sad he got banned He went too far.