Funny chatlogs [old]

[Oliver]

[AVt]JDC: (41) CBF wont be on for the next two weeks? :/
[Rstar]CBFasi(44) Has joined the server

carbon(0), was kicked by [TCL]Carbon(35) for NOO!!!

***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Listen Jack
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Do not say to people
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Anal
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Sex
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Gay
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Homo

***[XXXX] [AV]Nexxt(44) /Me cums on Altairs head and gives him new hairstuff

[TruthSvensson]

***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Listen Jack
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Do not say to people
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Anal
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Sex
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Gay
***[XXXX] NitrOx_Stracci(17) Homo

[JDC]

[AVt]JDC: (41) CBF wont be on for the next two weeks? :/
[Rstar]CBFasi(44) Has joined the server

OMG HAHAHA LOL I never noticed he joined until now!

[adam_stevens]

Moe_Foe(37): I'm tired, was abusing people all day long

C_R_Upton(7: Suspect we were chasing was abducted by aliens before we could get to him, over

[Rstar]Jcstodds(42): Our patrol has a rapist in the back of car to frighten criminals, over
[Rstar]Jcstodds(42): It is working quite well, I suggest you all get rapists, over

[Oliver]

[Rstar]Jcstodds(42): Our patrol has a rapist in the back of car to frighten criminals, over
[Rstar]Jcstodds(42): It is working quite well, I suggest you all get rapists, over

I was a victim of that attack .

[Harald]

Michal666(19) has joined the server
chineseboy666: help

[Bianconeri]

Michal666(19) has joined the server
chineseboy666: help

did that even had to do anything with each other?

[JDC]

@ the rapist thing

[Winters]

Today i came on the server, And a few newcomers were a little abusing /r And they didnt know how to use it properly, Asking what roleplay means what ooc means and stuff. And now he asked the following:

lady_gaga: what jobs can i do?, Over.
[AVt]JDC: you can be a cop, a medic, or a man-whore with AIDS, Over.
[AVt]JDC: it all depends on you, Over.
[WS]Winters: indeed, Over.
lady_gaga: wats aids?, Over.
[WS]Winters: ROFL, Over.
[AVt]JDC: O.o, Over.
[AVt]JDC: It is the most dangerous decease in the world, Over.
lady_gaga: oh ok, Over.

Maybe it doesnt sound so funny when you read it like this, But it was funny when we were there, Me and JDC were ROFLING in /cb the whole time xD
Hope you like it!

Winters.

[(tr)Ollie]

ROFL  Some people are so funny

[JDC]

Winters its DISEASE not decease O.o

[Harald]

Winters its DISEASE not decease O.o

Yeah, so damn you Winters!!
Here comes some chatlogs. I have no idea 'bout the the ID's. Don't say anything about that Giovanni was suspect, because he was!! Or...was I daydreaming?

[Z]Giovanni(41) How to talk in /p?
Marcus_McEast(0) I dunno
or
Marcus_McEast: Use /p to talk in /p chat.

[[Rstar]Razor]

PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): Love is not based on certain sexual orientations, love is based on a soul, and the soul is neuter..
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): So at the end, we are all homosexual, because a soul dont have a gender
PM send to [AV]Nexxt: omgwtf fack you :/


Blanc_Federico(2) says: you have the right to put your sawn off into your ass
Razor_Sicilian(6) shouts: LOL!!


(Jack_Halford had elvis clothes.. he pulls over infront of me and shouts)
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: I'VE GOT EVERYTHING WHAT AN ELVIS NEEDS!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: TRUCK!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: WIERD CLOTHES!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: WIERD HAIR!!
Razor_Sicilian(35) says: lol
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: NOW GIVE ME MY ELVISCASH!!
You sent 50 to Jack_Halford(28)

[Brains]

PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): Love is not based on certain sexual orientations, love is based on a soul, and the soul is neuter..
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): So at the end, we are all homosexual, because a soul dont have a gender

Woow, what a theory..

[pixy]

I was on patrol and this guy (non-suspect) asked us to do /crime on him, and this came up

Crime of Arno Satriani(44): driving