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[Abraham]

Woow, what a theory..

Without genders how can we be homosexual? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!

[Otavio_Folha]

PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): Love is not based on certain sexual orientations, love is based on a soul, and the soul is neuter..
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): So at the end, we are all homosexual, because a soul dont have a gender
PM send to [AV]Nexxt: omgwtf fack you :/


Blanc_Federico(2) says: you have the right to put your sawn off into your ass
Razor_Sicilian(6) shouts: LOL!!


(Jack_Halford had elvis clothes.. he pulls over infront of me and shouts)
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: I'VE GOT EVERYTHING WHAT AN ELVIS NEEDS!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: TRUCK!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: WIERD CLOTHES!!
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: WIERD HAIR!!
Razor_Sicilian(35) says: lol
Jack_Halford(2) shouts: NOW GIVE ME MY ELVISCASH!!
You sent 50 to Jack_Halford(28)

ROFL!!!

[Malcolm]

Well..I was driving a bit weird, bad you might say while I was on duty while on duty and Hank_Rafferty passes me (off duty)

Hank_Rafferty(32)sighs
Hank_Rafferty(32): ARPD..
PM sent to Hank_Rafferty(32): LOL
PM from Hank_Rafferty: hehe

See the irony?
This happend a while ago.

[Nexxt]

PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): Love is not based on certain sexual orientations, love is based on a soul, and the soul is neuter..
PM from [AV]Nexxt(21): So at the end, we are all homosexual, because a soul dont have a gender
PM send to [AV]Nexxt: omgwtf fack you :/

Hmm. U posted this.
It was my stupid theory :P

[LillMumin]

I got one that beats all :P

From a Passport test some days ago:

MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!

After a while, when explaining what USA is..

MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA  (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!

After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey

[Bianconeri]

I got one that beats all :P

From a Passport test some days ago:

MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!

After a while, when explaining what USA is..

MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA  (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!

After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey

 

[stof]

I was on patrol and this guy (non-suspect) asked us to do /crime on him, and this came up

Crime of Arno Satriani(44): driving

ahahaha i love these rofl

[JDC]

I got one that beats all :P

From a Passport test some days ago:

MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!

After a while, when explaining what USA is..

MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA  (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!

After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey

:ROFL:

First "[Rstar]Flameman" (by some unban request guy) then President Flameman ;P

[pixy]

I got one that beats all :P

From a Passport test some days ago:

MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!

After a while, when explaining what USA is..

MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA  (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!

After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey

I've heard my fair share of funny answers when doing passport tests, but this one just set the record! LOL 

[Altair_Carter]

I got one that beats all :P

From a Passport test some days ago:

MuminSvensson(ID) says: Who is the president of USA? (which is United States of Argonath)
Unknown(ID) says: BARRACK OBAMA!!

After a while, when explaining what USA is..

MuminSvensson(ID) says: So, who is the president of USA  (United States of Argonath) ?
Unknown(ID) says: [AV]Flameman!

After a long laugh, he told me that he told him that ^^ haha Nice job Flamey

LMFAOOO hilarious

[FlameMan]

... lol what was his name? I want to meet this dude  

And who told him that i am president?  :poke:

[Oliver]

... lol what was his name? I want to meet this dude  

And who told him that i am president?  :poke:

You helped him with something and he told that you own this server xD .

[Inkognito]

I believe if player knows that you are admin and you help him a bit ( you show locations of weed fields, hotels, main shops etc. plus you wire some cash to him to have his start better), he will think that you are one from the Presidents

[Tovenaarke]

Im_Cool stoped in front of me.

Im_Cool: Give me 700$
Tovenaarke: Why?
Im_Cool: Just give me!
Tovenaarme: Give me one good reason to give you cash...
Im_Cool: Because I'm cool
Tovenaarke: Ok, you win

* Tovenaarke gives Im_Cool 700$

 
I'm to friendly  

(Ps, after that the server crased, I got my money back and he lost his weapons   )

[FlameMan]

Im_Cool stoped in front of me.

Im_Cool: Give me 700$
Tovenaarke: Why?
Im_Cool: Just give me!
Tovenaarme: Give me one good reason to give you cash...
Im_Cool: Because I'm cool
Tovenaarke: Ok, you win

* Tovenaarke gives Im_Cool 700$

 
I'm to friendly  

(Ps, after that the server crased, I got my money back and he lost his weapons   )

I guess Im_Cool was just JDC.
Nah, kidding hahaha i would torture this guy before i would give him 700$   :devroll: :devroll: