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Reply #1590 on: January 03, 2009, 08:31:10 pm
Onyx(42) was suspected by officer Caren_Tanaka(26) for Evading police and offering cadet to have sex with her

Leon_Mokomaki: (15) naked man with a m4 actually
[NSV]bullet: naked??
Leon_Mokomaki: (15) yes
[NSV]bullet: omg:D
Tonia_Navarra: (19) olari, want to take a look? :o
[NSV]bullet: yes i come


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Rofl at the first one  :rofl:



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Reply #1591 on: January 05, 2009, 06:04:47 pm
Team PM from [ALS]Davey(8) 29 you fucking dick sucker stop it you are rulebreaking now

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Reply #1592 on: January 06, 2009, 11:23:45 am
LOL, pwned!

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Reply #1593 on: January 07, 2009, 01:13:12 am
Maybe not so funny  :neutral: But Wash. I love his name

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Reply #1594 on: January 07, 2009, 01:25:11 am
Maybe not so funny  :neutral: But Wash. I love his name

Police Radio:

Wash(7): Streets seem to be pretty clean today, Over.
[WS]Brost(22): Yepp, Over.
[AV]Watahell(21): because you washed them, Over.
[WS]Wolfe(8): (( lmao )), Over.
[WS]Brost(22): (( haha )), Over.



Lol , nice one



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Reply #1595 on: January 08, 2009, 12:49:20 pm
a bit old but nice one



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[TCL]Jserg: It says my password is too gay :(
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Reply #1596 on: January 08, 2009, 01:36:32 pm
a bit old but nice one



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[TCL]Jserg: It says my password is too gay :(
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yeh you are so funny, you are my idol.



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Reply #1597 on: January 08, 2009, 01:55:51 pm
Silver_Barzini: t/cb a guy name Al is comming and he is loaded cheat on him
Silver_Barzini: t/q

ROFL! Caught? :)


Did you said Al :P



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Reply #1598 on: January 08, 2009, 02:34:03 pm
yeh you are so funny, you are my idol.

Sarcasm?



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Reply #1599 on: January 08, 2009, 09:53:55 pm
yeh you are so funny, you are my idol.

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Reply #1600 on: January 08, 2009, 09:58:44 pm
I kno. its not cool to put my jokes..but anyway i wanted to put this.

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Reply #1601 on: January 08, 2009, 10:55:49 pm
yeah, im not gonna put any other funny log with those too many sarcasmers here  :poke:



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Reply #1602 on: January 08, 2009, 11:08:45 pm
[AVt]JDC: (41) CBF wont be on for the next two weeks? :/
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lol

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Reply #1603 on: January 08, 2009, 11:30:50 pm
yeh you are so funny, you are my idol.

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Reply #1604 on: January 09, 2009, 12:01:43 am
Craig_Burrows says: Hello Officer, it's a nice day to leave criminals alone isn't it?

I'm not even angry
i'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me.


 


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