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Reply #1680 on: February 01, 2009, 03:18:26 pm
Advertisement: selling sharphish for 5k, Contact: snowman Ph: ****
[R*]Sharphis: lool!
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Reply #1681 on: February 01, 2009, 11:23:05 pm
Vago_maLagoz(33), was kicked by [AV]Wayne(30) for You fly very well, unban at argonathrpg.eu
[AV]Nexxt_Izumi: (24) kick? XD
Capt_Longstreet: (4) LOL
Ben_Jizz: (3) kick lol
Rahul_Obhrai: (32) kick?
Capt_Longstreet: (4) wayne Fails

I'm not even angry
i'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me.


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Reply #1682 on: February 01, 2009, 11:53:10 pm
 hahahahahaaahahahha



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Reply #1683 on: February 02, 2009, 12:06:01 am
Lmao Wayne.. Nice one.



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Reply #1684 on: February 02, 2009, 03:55:02 am
this happed when i was a sus

unknown = that i cant remember the name

DHRmike_Solonik: am i the only suspect left ???
Unknown: yea whe Owned them all

Few min Later

DHRmike_Solonik: lol cops did not own me a building did
Chase_gregor: /me gives good Citizenchip awayd to the Building
Hank_rafferty: lol mike

Jonty_Barzini: omg Hank loled

its wat pretty funny when it happend  :D



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Reply #1685 on: February 02, 2009, 08:58:31 am
Hank_rafferty: lol mike
Jonty_Barzini: omg Hank loled

Is Hank THAT serious? :o

:rofl: @ Wayne

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Reply #1686 on: February 02, 2009, 10:17:30 am
Is Hank THAT serious? :o

No, he isn't that serious lol :P

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Reply #1687 on: February 02, 2009, 07:08:57 pm
I gave the same reaction when Fernando talked at main chat :P.

when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth


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Reply #1688 on: February 04, 2009, 10:16:27 pm
[AV]Traser: XD Teleport me to lsap
[AV]Inkognito: How?
[AV]Inkognito: ;o?
[AV]Inkognito: I m not god.
[AV]Traser: You teleport to lsap, and then me
[AV]Inkognito: I'm just Magician
[AV]Traser: XD

It was funny then  :lol:

A Cilivian was Standing on a Cop car, when Albanian Sniper said:
Albanian_sniper: Sir if u dont get off, Ill smack you off

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Reply #1689 on: February 04, 2009, 10:24:11 pm
The script saved a player from being shot by cops!

Pink_Velvet(18) says: you have 10 seconds to surrender
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 9
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 8
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 7
[Rstar]Ghost(5) says: Last warning
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 4
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 3
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 2
Pink_Velvet(18) says: 1
Pink_Velvet (18) has been kicked for flooding.

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Reply #1690 on: February 04, 2009, 10:29:02 pm
Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): Admins can't be more then 5 mins afk?
Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(43): Indeed
Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): i can't jerk in 5 mins :(
Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(43): XD
Admin Luigi_Corleone Omg..
Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): XD


couple of minutes later..

Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): g2g bye !!

(( Guess what he went to do.... ))

Mario_Rinarri:(1) Luigi... Don't forget that freecops are animals, too
[ALS]Mawi:(30) lol
[AV]Oliver:(10) D:
Luigi_Corleone:(20) I wont forget that
[ALS]_Andriuha: lol
[Rstar]Husky: (14) lol!!!
[WS]Winters: (29) LOL




Luigi_Corleone and [AV]Taichi are cruising around in Luigi's car later they arived at LV Stadium and enterd an other car.

[AV]Taichi(55) Says: And your car?
Luigi_Corleone(64) Says: Fuck it.
[AV]Taichi(55) Says: okay.
[AV]Taichi(55) fucks the car
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: uhhhh Yeah!!
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: more!!
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: more!!
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: Show me your PS!!!!!!!!



Admin GiacJr(31): ID 2 is speedhacking
Admin [Rstar]Pancher:(2) no id 2 o_O
Admin GiacJr(31): hahahaha



Luigi_Corleone(14)You were banned by komodoros(45) for weapons hacks - argonathrpg.eu
Luigi_Corleone(14)You were banned by komodoros(45) for weapons hacks - argonathrpg.eu


after i got unbanned

Admin Komodoros(45): Luigi i'm sorry for banning you.. that was a mistake..
Admin Gandalf(5): Luigi did you drop those hax? :P
Admin Razor_Sicilian(25): haha




Your mobile is ringing type (/Pickup) callerID: Marcus_McEast
Luigi_Corleone picks up his mobile.
Marcus_McEast says(phone): Hello, this is urban Jowl from 'cooking service AB'.
Marcus_Mc east says(Phone):Why did you call me?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone): Pardon me?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone):I Called you?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone):When did i call you then sir?
Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): Admins can't be more then 5 mins afk?
Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(43): Indeed
Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): i can't jerk in 5 mins :(
Admin Jaaskaa_Kolta(43): XD
Admin Luigi_Corleone Omg..
Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): XD


couple of minutes later..

Admin [AV]Traser_Cems(40): g2g bye !!

(( Guess what he went to do.... ))

Mario_Rinarri:(1) Luigi... Don't forget that freecops are animals, too
[ALS]Mawi:(30) lol
[AV]Oliver:(10) D:
Luigi_Corleone:(20) I wont forget that
[ALS]_Andriuha: lol
[Rstar]Husky: (14) lol!!!
[WS]Winters: (29) LOL




Luigi_Corleone and [AV]Taichi are cruising around in Luigi's car later they arived at LV Stadium and enterd an other car.

[AV]Taichi(55) Says: And your car?
Luigi_Corleone(64) Says: Fuck it.
[AV]Taichi(55) Says: okay.
[AV]Taichi(55) fucks the car
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: uhhhh Yeah!!
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: more!!
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: more!!
[AV]Taichi(55) shouts: Show me your PS!!!!!!!!



Admin GiacJr(31): ID 2 is speedhacking
Admin [Rstar]Pancher:(2) no id 2 o_O
Admin GiacJr(31): hahahaha



Luigi_Corleone(14)You were banned by komodoros(45) for weapons hacks - argonathrpg.eu
Luigi_Corleone(14)You were banned by komodoros(45) for weapons hacks - argonathrpg.eu


after i got unbanned

Admin Komodoros(45): Luigi i'm sorry for banning you.. that was a mistake..
Admin Gandalf(5): Luigi did you drop those hax? :P
Admin Razor_Sicilian(25): haha




Your mobile is ringing type (/Pickup) callerID: Marcus_McEast
Luigi_Corleone picks up his mobile.
Marcus_McEast says(phone): Hello, this is urban Jowl from 'cooking service AB'.
Marcus_McEast says(Phone):Why did you call me?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone): Pardon me?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone):I Called you?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone):When did i call you then sir?
Marcus_McEast says(Phone):Yes, how the hell you think we're on the same line then?
Marcus_McEast says(Phone):You think i called YOU?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone):Yes i do think that
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone): Or are you thinking i just called you?
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone): So you called me back?
Marcus_McEast says(phone):So, you do think that? That's a typical mistake.
Luigi_Corleone says(Phone): So we are calling eachother now then?[/color]


After that, marcus hung up..



GiacJr(20) was suspected...
Team PM from GiacJr(20): 9 how abouts a brike?



Admin [AV]Tai(6): Olari is michael Jackson?



You reported Angel_Hurner(ID:30) to admins for Being a fucking retarded asshoole!
Angel_Hurner(30, was kicked by [Rstar]Che(28) for for being a fucking retarded asshoole!p



That was my first and probably my last post in this section :P It took me way to much time :S


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Reply #1691 on: February 05, 2009, 04:27:11 am
LOL Luigi!!!

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Reply #1692 on: February 05, 2009, 07:32:34 am
today when i was bored on argonath not many people online like 5 or somthing

DHRmike_Solonik(2) puls down Tai his pants and underpants
DHRmike_Solonik(2) Shouts: Haha look at his little weenie !!
[AV]Tai_izumi(3) Plays with is little willie

lol  :rofl:



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Reply #1693 on: February 05, 2009, 07:48:22 am
Who's "Che" ? D:

I aint santa... Ive got something for the bad bitches too.


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Reply #1694 on: February 05, 2009, 07:53:02 am



 


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