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Offline David_Omid

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Reply #1695 on: February 05, 2009, 08:29:08 am
And also on main server...rarely


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Reply #1696 on: February 08, 2009, 09:18:48 pm
Pancher the typomaster

[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Ciao, gusy
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Guys* and grils :)
[AV]Inkognito: (43) Lol
[WS]Thomas_C: (27) guys and grills?
Protectron: (14) grills? D:
[WS]Wolfe: (24) grils ?
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) my slang for Firls ;)
Protectron: (14) Firls!
[AV]Grzesiek: (26) Lol. Frils?
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Girls*


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Reply #1697 on: February 08, 2009, 10:14:41 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on February 08, 2009, 09:18:48 pm
Pancher the typomaster

[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Ciao, gusy
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Guys* and grils :)
[AV]Inkognito: (43) Lol
[WS]Thomas_C: (27) guys and grills?
Protectron: (14) grills? D:
[WS]Wolfe: (24) grils ?
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) my slang for Firls ;)
Protectron: (24) Firls!
[AV]Grzesiek: (26) Lol. Frils?
[Rstar]Pancher: (16) Girls*

Haxx!
Prectectron changed from ID 14 to 24 XD



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Reply #1698 on: February 08, 2009, 10:16:20 pm
We were talking in CB radio about our ages in real life when Felix comes out with this.

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Zaila_Stracci: little to young to play this game then? :P
Felix_Montana: i'm a 47 year old virgin that cums to pixelated nightelfs



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Reply #1699 on: February 08, 2009, 10:58:04 pm
Lol Luigi and Niall :lol:


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Reply #1700 on: February 09, 2009, 12:04:31 am
Quote from: Nexxt on February 08, 2009, 10:14:41 pm
Haxx!
Prectectron changed from ID 14 to 24 XD

It's called 'typo'. Note that I don't paste screenshots, only rewrite them by hand.

EDIT: Now I know why I've made the typo with the ID... Pancher's typo'ing power is so strong, it affected me when I was rewriting the log!


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Reply #1701 on: February 09, 2009, 06:55:39 am
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on February 09, 2009, 12:04:31 am
It's called 'typo'. Note that I don't paste screenshots, only rewrite them by hand.

EDIT: Now I know why I've made the typo with the ID... Pancher's typo'ing power is so strong, it affected me when I was rewriting the log!

Though so ;P



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Reply #1702 on: February 14, 2009, 11:05:21 am
Quote from: Skullman92 on February 04, 2009, 10:29:02 pm
Mario_Rinarri:(1) Luigi... Don't forget that freecops are animals, too
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It isn't funny!
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Reply #1703 on: February 14, 2009, 12:01:23 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on February 09, 2009, 12:04:31 am
It's called 'typo'. Note that I don't paste screenshots, only rewrite them by hand.

EDIT: Now I know why I've made the typo with the ID... Pancher's typo'ing power is so strong, it affected me when I was rewriting the log!

 ;)

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Reply #1704 on: February 14, 2009, 12:16:39 pm
Malcolm pulled me over, this it what happend.

MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Pull over!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Step out of the car!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Go to the wal and face it!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Now Dance!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :DANCE!

I danced, and Malcolm Drove away..  :roll:


[AV]MrMe pulled me over, he stood next to the car and got in, this is what happend

[AV]MrMe(12) touches Traser
[AV]Traser(39) says : Broem Broem
[AV]MrMe(12) takes carkeys
[AV]MrMe(12) locks doors
[AV]MrMe(12) tickles traser
[AV]Traser(39) laughs
[AV]Traser(39) says : Hahahah!
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Who`s your daddy
[AV]Traser(39) says : What`s up officer?
[AV]MrMe(12) says : pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Now!
[AV]Traser(39) takes pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) pluggs trasers butt
[AV]MrMe(12) oooh!
[AV]Traser(39) gets buttplugged
[AV]Traser(39) shouts : AAAH!
[AV]Traser(39) takes photo`s


then MrMe ran away  :roll:

Lol  :rofl:



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Reply #1705 on: February 14, 2009, 12:29:51 pm
Quote from: Traser on February 14, 2009, 12:16:39 pm
Malcolm pulled me over, this it what happend.

MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Pull over!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Step out of the car!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Go to the wal and face it!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Now Dance!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :DANCE!

I danced, and Malcolm Drove away..  :roll:


[AV]MrMe pulled me over, he stood next to the car and got in, this is what happend

[AV]MrMe(12) touches Traser
[AV]Traser(39) says : Broem Broem
[AV]MrMe(12) takes carkeys
[AV]MrMe(12) locks doors
[AV]MrMe(12) tickles traser
[AV]Traser(39) laughs
[AV]Traser(39) says : Hahahah!
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Who`s your daddy
[AV]Traser(39) says : What`s up officer?
[AV]MrMe(12) says : pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Now!
[AV]Traser(39) takes pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) pluggs trasers butt
[AV]MrMe(12) oooh!
[AV]Traser(39) gets buttplugged
[AV]Traser(39) shouts : AAAH!
[AV]Traser(39) takes photo`s


then MrMe ran away  :roll:

Lol  :rofl:


Am i supposed to see this?  :lol:

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Reply #1706 on: February 14, 2009, 04:12:30 pm
When i pulled over someguy.....


[WS]DarkRaven says: Greetings sir, turn your engine off.
*Some guy gets next to me*
Deangelo_Ramos: Hey Officer! You know what?
[WS]DarkRaven says: What's wrong?
Deangelo_Ramos: I had a great Goat sex 10 minutes ago! YAY!
(Dunno what to say,so i just said):
[WS]DarkRaven: Good, my son! Now go away!
Deangelo_Ramos drives away for more goat sex


Happened JUST right now,i was lmaoing and "/facepalm-like" at the same time behind the monitor....

CoDaRe(37): f**kyou!
/report 37 Flaming
[WS]DarkRaven was warned by CBFasi for please stop flaming others!
[WS]DarkRaven: WTF?
[Rstar]CBFasi: damn typo!
[WS]DarkRaven was warned by CBFasi for stop doing stupid mistakes
[Rstar]CBFasi: typos,ffs.....

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DONT PRESSURE ME IM RETARED
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Reply #1707 on: February 14, 2009, 04:39:51 pm
James_Hunter(12): Unit 27, Unit 13 - Report to Unity Station for emergency briefing, Over.
[AV]Bianconeri(13): 10-4, Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): 10-4, Over.
* after few seconds *
James_Hunter(12): No no no! Not with a suspect, Unit 27!!, Over.
James_Hunter(12): (( LOL )), Over.
[AV]FlameMan(4): [[ hahahahhahahahha :D ]], Over.
[AV]GHunter(27): [ he gave me a ride... ], Over.

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Reply #1708 on: February 14, 2009, 05:32:14 pm
Quote from: Traser on February 14, 2009, 12:16:39 pm
Malcolm pulled me over, this it what happend.

MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Pull over!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Step out of the car!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :SAPD : Go to the wal and face it!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Closer!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :Now Dance!
MalcolmSvensson(20) Shouts Megaphone) :DANCE!

I danced, and Malcolm Drove away..  :roll:

I love these kind of cops  :D  :rofl:  :rofl:


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Reply #1709 on: February 14, 2009, 06:00:17 pm
Quote from: Traser on February 14, 2009, 12:16:39 pm



[AV]MrMe pulled me over, he stood next to the car and got in, this is what happend


[AV]MrMe(12) tickles traser
[AV]Traser(39) laughs
[AV]Traser(39) says : Hahahah!
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Who`s your daddy
[AV]Traser(39) says : What`s up officer?
[AV]MrMe(12) says : pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) says : Now!
[AV]Traser(39) takes pants of
[AV]MrMe(12) pluggs trasers butt
[AV]MrMe(12) oooh!
[AV]Traser(39) gets buttplugged
[AV]Traser(39) shouts : AAAH!
[AV]Traser(39) takes photo`s [/glow]


then MrMe ran away  :roll:

Lol  :rofl:

I took a pic of when he tickled you when I drove by  :lol:



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