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Reply #1770 on: March 10, 2009, 11:48:02 am
Neuron_Stracci(39) says: u know the limit sir?
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Reply #1771 on: March 10, 2009, 05:15:01 pm
Quote from: Davey on March 05, 2009, 06:16:20 pm
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Reply #1772 on: March 12, 2009, 04:22:01 pm
Quote from: Pancher on March 10, 2009, 11:48:02 am
Neuron_Stracci(39) says: u know the limit sir?
[WS]Legend(50) shouts: Leave me alone or I will hurt you fishface!!

Sorry but... LMAO!


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Reply #1773 on: March 13, 2009, 08:55:55 am
From a couple of weeks ago, after I watched some TV at my house in Verona Beach, some random guy whose name I forgot rings me up.

*phone rings*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Hello?
?????: (weird voice) You will die in 7 days
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Holy Week is coming up, since its a holiday, does it count?
?????: Holy Week isnt a real holiday.
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Erm, why will you kill me in 7 days?
?????: b!tch! Im giving you 7 days, I can just go up there and kill the shit out of you now!

I dont think thats the first time I heard someone say that, lol.

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
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Reply #1774 on: March 13, 2009, 01:31:11 pm
hahaha awkward jdc  :D

i swear cops and criminals are becoming more and more creative these days:

Rayzorz(xx) was suspected by officer pesho_scorphi(xx) for flying around


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Reply #1775 on: March 13, 2009, 08:03:07 pm
Quote from: pixy on March 13, 2009, 01:31:11 pm
hahaha awkward jdc  :D

i swear cops and criminals are becoming more and more creative these days:

Rayzorz(xx) was suspected by officer pesho_scorphi(xx) for flying around
* battle smells harry potter :D

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Reply #1776 on: March 14, 2009, 11:32:27 am
Quote from: JDCdesigns on March 13, 2009, 08:55:55 am
From a couple of weeks ago, after I watched some TV at my house in Verona Beach, some random guy whose name I forgot rings me up.

*phone rings*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Hello?
?????: (weird voice) You will die in 7 days
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Holy Week is coming up, since its a holiday, does it count?
?????: Holy Week isnt a real holiday.
[AV]JDC_Kolta: Erm, why will you kill me in 7 days?
?????: b!tch! Im giving you 7 days, I can just go up there and kill the shit out of you now!

I dont think thats the first time I heard someone say that, lol.
Scary Movie 3.

Quote from: Gandalf on August 29, 2012, 07:01:29 pm
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Reply #1777 on: March 14, 2009, 01:51:28 pm

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Reply #1778 on: March 14, 2009, 02:02:08 pm
Quote from: FlameMan on March 14, 2009, 01:51:28 pm
The Ring? :P
Scary movie has that absurd dialog Jdc posted

when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth

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Reply #1779 on: March 15, 2009, 02:12:35 am
Alan_White(10): Haha, I'm one step closer to becoming a man :P
Alan_White(10): Had my first shave
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Reply #1780 on: March 15, 2009, 10:57:31 am
Quote from: Pancher on March 15, 2009, 02:12:35 am
Alan_White(10): Haha, I'm one step closer to becoming a man :P
Alan_White(10): Had my first shave
[Rstar]CBFasi(42): you gota dick on yoru head now ??

:lol:

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Reply #1781 on: March 15, 2009, 11:54:26 am
Quote from: Pancher on March 15, 2009, 02:12:35 am
Alan_White(10): Haha, I'm one step closer to becoming a man :P
Alan_White(10): Had my first shave
[Rstar]CBFasi(42): you gota dick on yoru head now ??

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
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Reply #1782 on: March 15, 2009, 12:10:40 pm
Quote from: Pancher on March 15, 2009, 02:12:35 am
Alan_White(10): Haha, I'm one step closer to becoming a man :P
Alan_White(10): Had my first shave
[Rstar]CBFasi(42): you gota dick on yoru head now ??
Or British humour is a bit strange, or i don't get the joke?

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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The entire reason we have Hydra/Hunter on the server is because cops don't know how to work together. Sadly

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Reply #1783 on: March 15, 2009, 05:02:22 pm
Quote from: Altair_Carter on March 15, 2009, 12:10:40 pm
Or British humour is a bit strange, or i don't get the joke?
With what does boy think and with what does a man think?

Quote from: Gandalf on August 29, 2012, 07:01:29 pm
And we do not try to be real life, as why would you ever play real life if you have one ? We play the GTA universe, and our players should try to live in the GTA world, not the real one.


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Reply #1784 on: March 15, 2009, 05:37:33 pm
Lol CBF is always in the mood for fun.


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