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Reply #105 on: July 02, 2007, 02:48:50 am
Lol Yoshis "the cock" mishap was directed at me 'cus i was the chicken skin. so i called myself The cock. : )



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Reply #106 on: July 02, 2007, 10:27:34 am
*Dave feels another marrige comming

Oh and I divorced you. </3



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Reply #107 on: July 02, 2007, 03:01:38 pm
These happened the last time i was online on Argonath SA server:

Hard working admin:



A suspect complains:



Accidents happen:



Cops arguing over a suspect:




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Reply #108 on: July 03, 2007, 12:09:42 am
Lmao the last one


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Reply #109 on: July 04, 2007, 03:14:12 am
Rofl =) True scotty, it was aimed at you on teamspeak 'The Cock'XDDDD



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Reply #110 on: July 04, 2007, 09:04:37 am
LOL nice pic's Salvator :lol:



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Reply #111 on: July 04, 2007, 10:29:33 pm
Thanks.
I'll try to make screenies like these in the future too, but it'll depend on the situations ingame of course.

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Reply #112 on: July 05, 2007, 01:13:57 pm
Well i was scared to death when i read this  :eek:
When i saw two people hiding behind some bushes i picked up a conversation/ orsomething in the way like that


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Reply #113 on: July 05, 2007, 08:10:23 pm
[Rstar]Kaltsu: Senhor, got any idea why you got frozen?
Senhor_Bacalhau: yes
[Rstar]Kaltsu: Well, why
[Rstar]Kaltsu: Tell me, please
Senhor_Bacalhau: Because this is not a dm server  :rofl:

Well, i was checking my screens and i also found this  :lol:















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Reply #114 on: July 06, 2007, 12:34:30 am
LOL the last one  :rofl: :rofl:


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Reply #115 on: July 06, 2007, 01:20:25 am
Roflmao all of the 007 last post in this thread.



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Reply #116 on: July 06, 2007, 04:52:58 am
 :lol: I save them, then later i go check and i find this  :rofl:



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Reply #117 on: July 06, 2007, 12:45:35 pm
Sharphis and I roleplaying:
I am following him around trying to coax him into getting into my car so I can kidnap him (I lied! :D)
I asked him to get in my car..He's at the fuel station in the carwash thing and i'm blocking the way.
We stay there for 5 minutes..He says "That's it, someone's having a heart attack, if they die, it's your fault!"
So he rams me and he goes to vinewood. He pulls up into a random driveway and tells me they died. I shout "Shit!" and run.
A few minutes later, I'm turning right, when he runs into me!!!! He was explaining to me that I was wrong..So I just drove off.

2 minutes later, I use /c 911

paramedic
I slit my wrist, I need medical attention

Sharphis walks upto my car and asks me to walk to the station (Was not too far away). There he gets the doctors to treat me.
I get out of the station, and I send him 1k for saving my life. I hop back into my car, reverse out of the ambulance station, start driving forward..And drive into a wall  :lol:

paramedic
I ran into a wall!

He walks out of the ambulance area and carjacks me (to help me out of my car) and he "helps" me into his ambulance.
We drive 2 seconds to the station, and I go in again.
Afterwards, I ask him if he can drive me home, because I don't trust my self.

So on the way there, he crashes. We stay there for a few seconds, then I see this, by Sharphis:

paramedic
Minor car crash, 2 men injured, need assistance ASAP!

I ask him if anyone is coming..he says no, then explains he thinks he can still drive.
(We're on the way to Bayside)
He starts swurving and hits a few walls..Then we jump down the cliff to get to Bayside. We get out, and we walk on the footpath. I go in front of a house,

GiacJr shouts: Oh shit, this isn't my house!
Sharphis shouts: ROTFL!!!!

So we walk to my house and we go inside. Then we, err, had an interesting talk in the kitchen...

GiacJr says: So..How's the wife?
Sharphis says: I don't have a wife
GiacJr says: Oh, you don't have enough time for a relationship?
Sharphis says: No, i'm gay
GiacJr says: So am I...
GiacJr says: want to see the master bedroom? If you catch my drift..
Sharphis says: Sorry I already have a boyfriend
GiacJr says: You can cheat on him?
Sharphis says: Nah, I like playing fair, so does he.

Then I say that the government accepted me to train to be a paramedic
Sharphis says: Who's training you?
GiacJr says: They said you would
Sharphis says: Oh God

He ended up suiciding..And we both, by coincidence, became cops and lived another life.
The end!



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Reply #118 on: July 06, 2007, 01:56:42 pm
GiacJr says: want to see the master bedroom? If you catch my drift..
LOLL  :rofl:
anyway nice RP :p


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Reply #119 on: July 06, 2007, 02:54:14 pm
Here's my new pack of laughs:

Pig-gigs?:




Opposite of WANNABE:




Naughty Neighbour = Noughtbar




No kicking on cars and no shooting on arse?:




Hostage for cash?




No comment:




Fix Fox Taxi:




Fire, Firer, Firest:




Can't dress up or can't get in a vehicle?:




Hunters or writers?:




Dangerous hungarian?:




Wedding mania:




A strange police advertisement spoken:




Asking for an unkown player?:







 


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