Sharphis and I roleplaying:
I am following him around trying to coax him into getting into my car so I can kidnap him (I lied!
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I asked him to get in my car..He's at the fuel station in the carwash thing and i'm blocking the way.
We stay there for 5 minutes..He says "That's it, someone's having a heart attack, if they die, it's your fault!"
So he rams me and he goes to vinewood. He pulls up into a random driveway and tells me they died. I shout "Shit!" and run.
A few minutes later, I'm turning right, when he runs into me!!!! He was explaining to me that I was wrong..So I just drove off.
2 minutes later, I use /c 911
paramedicI slit my wrist, I need medical attentionSharphis walks upto my car and asks me to walk to the station (Was not too far away). There he gets the doctors to treat me.
I get out of the station, and I send him 1k for saving my life. I hop back into my car, reverse out of the ambulance station, start driving forward..And drive into a wall
paramedicI ran into a wall!He walks out of the ambulance area and carjacks me (to help me out of my car) and he "helps" me into his ambulance.
We drive 2 seconds to the station, and I go in again.
Afterwards, I ask him if he can drive me home, because I don't trust my self.
So on the way there, he crashes. We stay there for a few seconds, then I see this, by Sharphis:
paramedicMinor car crash, 2 men injured, need assistance ASAP!I ask him if anyone is coming..he says no, then explains he thinks he can still drive.
(We're on the way to Bayside)
He starts swurving and hits a few walls..Then we jump down the cliff to get to Bayside. We get out, and we walk on the footpath. I go in front of a house,
GiacJr shouts: Oh shit, this isn't my house!Sharphis shouts: ROTFL!!!!So we walk to my house and we go inside. Then we, err, had an interesting talk in the kitchen...
GiacJr says: So..How's the wife?Sharphis says: I don't have a wifeGiacJr says: Oh, you don't have enough time for a relationship?Sharphis says: No, i'm gayGiacJr says: So am I...GiacJr says: want to see the master bedroom? If you catch my drift..Sharphis says: Sorry I already have a boyfriendGiacJr says: You can cheat on him?Sharphis says: Nah, I like playing fair, so does he.Then I say that the government accepted me to train to be a paramedic
Sharphis says: Who's training you?GiacJr says: They said you wouldSharphis says: Oh GodHe ended up suiciding..And we both, by coincidence, became cops and lived another life.
The end!
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