Funny chatlogs [old]

[Hess]

Lol!!!

[Grovyle]

LOL that's all that can i say

[Yoshi]

I knew that Charus is a hacker!




 

It can be a 'fake killer' as well which is a program to make people think the guy who murdered cheats.

[rJCaiG]

Time for another installment of: Giac's funny chatlogs! (I am not responsible for kidney failure from over laughing)

(Onnzny invited me to join WT. Wonder why I didn't join  :redface:)
[WT]Onnzny: Wanna join?
Giac_Jr: Rofl is that a joke man?
[WT]Onnzny: No joke!


(ID XX was Wayne's ID lol)
(Admin Chat): Hey Wayne, kick ID XX he's flaming me and i'm busy!!!
AdmCmd: Wayne was kicked by Wayne for:
(Admin Chat): ROFLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!


I was hired to hit Sharphis, I tried. And tried. But he just won't die.
[Rstar]Sharphis murdered Giac_Jr. (UZI) for $-500...
[Rstar]Sharphis, this is not a deathmatch server.
Giac_Jr:


Hmmph.
Advertisement: Hiring someone to hire me to kill Sharphis! I'll pay!, contact: Giac_Jr Ph: 4122
[Rstar]Sharphis: LOL


Shifter: I'm not hiring u to kill Sharphis, Giac.
[Rstar]Sharphis: O.O
Giac_Jr: Shifter, shh!

RandomDude: wat can i do with a scratch card?
[FBI]cDa: Scratch it?


Ok that's all for now.

[Obi1]

i no this isnt that funny but o well 

Obi_Gambino says: Corn why are you following us ffs?
Corn says: I <3 you
Pryo_Gambino says: ewww gay..
Corn says: I'm gay and im proud
Obi-Gambino says: you know gay's like to drive into the water
* Corn drives up close to the sea *
Pm from Pryo: Crash into him and push him over
* a cop comes speeding down and pushes corn into the water*
Obi-Gambino shouts: hahahahaha
Corn says: can i have a lift?
*[Ch]Corn was killed by Officer IamACrazyB0y (desert eagle) for -$500
Obi_Gambino says: Well i guess he wont be following us again 

(the crazy cop pushed him into the sea and killed him we had no idea who the cop was  )

[Aragorn]

Legols: who is president of argonath?
Player: legolas and 3 other LOTR guys

WAHAHAHA...
The best answer I ever saw...

It reminded me....
Aragorn: Who is the president of Argonath States?
Player: you!
Aragorn: So who?
Player: Sauron!!
Aragorn: once again who is the president?
Player: Gandalf!!!

Then I decided to check him again

Aragorn: So? Who is the president of Argonath?
Player: (holy eyes) Where can I see the list of main admins?

I think he wanted to name all and on one of the names I should say: Yeah!... 

[Andre9977]

Andre_Corleone says: Yo Legolas maan NiGGa, wanna buy sum dr00gs?
Andre_Corleone was kicked by Legolas for:
Disconnected

[Carhartt]

Hahahahah Andre 

[Undertaker]

Andre_Corleone says: Yo Legolas maan NiGGa, wanna buy sum dr00gs?
Andre_Corleone was kicked by Legolas for:
Disconnected

Owned 

[Newspaper]

WARNING:Charger,The Cops are after you for having sexual intersection.Reporter:********

Razor:haha
Chharger:omg
SVT_Corleone:Imfoa
SVT_Corleone:hahahahahha
w00tn5ss:what the hell lool
w00tn5ss:get of my tank you monkeys
Penguin:OMG
Pangea:WTF
Razor:LOolol

Name:[LCV]Cop
Crime:saw a bird

lol, that was a good one

Those happened on the Argonath 0.2.2 test server.And those are not all....

[Challenger]

[R*]Kojak: RON, is it possible to own a property in SAMP that isn't one of the ones with little green houses?
[R*]RON: in new scripts possible everything
R*]Kojak: I am going to bring the word of God to the streets of San Andreas
[R*]RON: )))))
Charger:))
[R*]RON: with the m4? )
[R*]Kojak: If neccessary RON
[R*]RON: lol
[R*]Kojak: Peace through superior fire power
[R*]RON: yeah in the name of God - tratatatatata
Charger: Kojak ill make a story " The priest with the minigun "
[R*]RON: for Argonath Express
[R*]RON: they have to make a photo of Kojak
[R*]Kojak: Heh, but I am hoping to reason with the citizens.
[R*]Kojak: Also I am going to feed the hungry and help the needy, probably by some serious gambling


[R*]Kojak: Airidux, it is not scripted but you can do it by using the /me commands
[R*]Kojak: You won't get money, but if you're lucky you will get half the VCPD on your ass

[ItwasBrad]

Brad_Corleone: /lick Tice

[[Rstar]Razor]

[R*]Kojak: Airidux, it is not scripted but you can do it by using the /me commands
[R*]Kojak: You won't get money, but if you're lucky you will get half the VCPD on your ass

AHAHA  Lmao!

See this 




















  :conf: :conf:   :hit: lol  lmao    :cool:

[Aragorn]

Interesting...
I think I should check which admins are abusing announcement command...

[Challenger]

Interesting...
I think I should check which admins are abusing announcement command...

did anyone complained ?