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Reply #195 on: June 22, 2007, 11:56:58 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom covered dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢) much tolerant. But this nipple sucker decided it was time to leave Brad, because hes straight. The End! Or isit? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woho" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. POLICE thought



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Reply #196 on: June 22, 2007, 09:25:17 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom covered dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢) much tolerant. But this nipple sucker decided it was time to leave Brad, because hes straight. The End! Or isit? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woho" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should



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Reply #197 on: June 23, 2007, 02:26:32 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom covered dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢) much tolerant. But this nipple sucker decided it was time to leave Brad, because hes straight. The End! Or isit? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woho" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop Indianizing

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Reply #198 on: June 23, 2007, 02:27:22 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom covered dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢) much tolerant. But this nipple sucker decided it was time to leave Brad, because hes straight. The End! Or isit? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woho" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop Indianizing them they



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Reply #199 on: June 23, 2007, 08:52:37 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom covered dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢) much tolerant. But this nipple sucker decided it was time to leave Brad, because hes straight. The End! Or isit? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woho" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop Indianizing them(.) they are really



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Reply #200 on: June 23, 2007, 02:35:39 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom covered dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢) much tolerant. But this nipple sucker decided it was time to leave Brad, because hes straight. The End! Or isit? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woho" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers



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Reply #201 on: June 23, 2007, 03:55:33 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom covered dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢) much tolerant. But this nipple sucker decided it was time to leave Brad, because hes straight. The End! Or isit? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woho" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they



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Reply #202 on: June 23, 2007, 05:25:23 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom covered dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢) much tolerant. But this nipple sucker decided it was time to leave Brad, because hes straight. The End! Or isit? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woho" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate



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Reply #203 on: June 23, 2007, 06:28:49 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom covered dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢) much tolerant. But this nipple sucker decided it was time to leave Brad, because hes straight. The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However

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Reply #204 on: June 23, 2007, 06:45:46 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom covered dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢) much tolerant. But this nipple sucker decided it was time to leave Brad, because hes straight. The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are



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Reply #205 on: June 23, 2007, 07:42:57 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom covered dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢) much tolerant. But this nipple sucker decided it was time to leave Brad, because hes straight. The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends

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Reply #206 on: June 23, 2007, 11:58:15 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom covered dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢) much tolerant. But this nipple sucker decided it was time to leave Brad, because hes straight. The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks,



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Reply #207 on: June 25, 2007, 05:25:26 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom covered dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢) much tolerant. But this nipple sucker decided it was time to leave Brad, because hes straight. The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches

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Reply #208 on: June 29, 2007, 12:39:28 am
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff



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Reply #209 on: June 29, 2007, 10:22:42 am
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are



 


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