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Reply #210 on: June 29, 2007, 08:29:52 pm
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojan™ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are so stupid



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Reply #211 on: June 29, 2007, 08:33:05 pm
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are so stupid that only



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Reply #212 on: June 30, 2007, 12:10:58 am
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are so stupid that only stupid motherfucker

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Reply #213 on: June 30, 2007, 12:15:00 am
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are so stupid that only stupid motherfucker would eat



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Reply #214 on: June 30, 2007, 02:55:44 am
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are so stupid that only stupid motherfucker would eat that sh*t



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Reply #215 on: June 30, 2007, 03:30:56 am
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are so stupid that only stupid motherfucker would eat that sh*t my car is red
 



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Reply #216 on: June 30, 2007, 11:34:02 am
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are so stupid that only stupid motherfucker would eat that sh*t. My car kills hobos



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Reply #217 on: June 30, 2007, 11:49:15 am
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are so stupid that only stupid motherfucker would eat that sh*t. My car kills hobos 'cause they



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Reply #218 on: June 30, 2007, 11:55:58 am
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are so stupid that only stupid motherfucker would eat that sh*t. My car kills hobos 'cause they so ugly



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Reply #219 on: June 30, 2007, 12:40:54 pm
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are so stupid that only stupid motherfucker would eat that sh*t. My car kills hobos 'cause they so ugly and stinky



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Reply #220 on: June 30, 2007, 04:52:11 pm
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are so stupid that only stupid motherfucker would eat that sh*t. My car kills hobos 'cause they so ugly and stinky pig houses
 
 
 



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Reply #221 on: June 30, 2007, 10:43:29 pm
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are so stupid that only stupid motherfucker would eat that sh*t. My car kills hobos 'cause they so ugly and stinky. Pig houses are stinky



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Reply #222 on: July 04, 2007, 08:47:55 am
(...)The End! Or is it? Yes Abraham! okay . "Woohoo" shouted Trojanâ„¢ happily.  Suddenly RON Re banned my Retarded Dog's Electric Collar and I sucked his lollypop bone. However because sex was gay thinks (::POLICE: , slowly ejaculating, I smellled like a(n) antidisestablishmentarianism infected tiny penis ,that sucked !! Two Enormous Piles Of pesticides DichloroDiphenylTrichloroEthane and Phenoxymethylpenicillin-Potassium. Then a banned nutsack licked angle-grinders and donkey ankles, when RAMBO monkey-punched his tongue. Abraham rules (NOT). Sex-toys like sexy toying with transexuals. [AV]John thought CJ should Stop indianizing them. They are really bad spellers and they can't punctuate. However they are gay homosexual bell-ends. Eating clocks, watches, and stuff which are so stupid that only stupid motherfucker would eat that sh*t. My car kills hobos 'cause they so ugly and stinky. Pig houses are stinky donkey feet. The End.



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Reply #223 on: July 04, 2007, 08:50:38 am
-ish not sure weather to appluade or not-

Time to get out ma M4. M for Mother Fuckers!


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Reply #224 on: July 04, 2007, 03:21:57 pm
Dont applaude pls.
It will scare the bunnies away :(



 


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