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on: May 31, 2008, 11:25:43 am
Player One: You know you've Played too much GTA when you....

Player Two: You put in cheats to remove your wanted level IRL.
Player Two: You know you've eaten too much food when you...

The words in bold mean you change it to anything, it doesnt have to be played. It can be anything you. Much can be less etc. 

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You know you've Played too much GTA when you....



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Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 12:09:14 pm
when instead of getting out of a car to park it, you jump out 40 meters before and roll the rest of the way.

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Reply #2 on: May 31, 2008, 12:43:11 pm
Post posts just to get +1.

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Reply #3 on: May 31, 2008, 09:10:38 pm
Post posts just to get +1.

You know you've think about your mom too much when you...

Ask the question "You know you've think about your mom too much when you...?"


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Reply #4 on: May 31, 2008, 09:40:50 pm
got the after taste of onions when your trying to drink milk the next morning....

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Reply #5 on: May 31, 2008, 10:09:57 pm
you go to argonath you find much nolifers  :wow:

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Reply #6 on: May 31, 2008, 10:31:04 pm
when your fingers are in a constant swollen state .. horizontally.

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Reply #7 on: May 31, 2008, 10:38:50 pm
when your fingers are in a constant swollen state .. horizontally.

you know a topic is pointless when...

You post something meaningless like this "sdaafaklfjasklfhsjdhfasuihfakjvne"

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Reply #8 on: May 31, 2008, 10:40:33 pm
you spend more then 1 minute looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Reply #9 on: May 31, 2008, 11:31:10 pm
you spend more then 1 minute looking at yourself in the mirror.

you know you have nothing else better to do when...

Uh the question has to be

You know you've ... too ... when you....



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Reply #10 on: May 31, 2008, 11:36:38 pm
Uh the question has to be

You know you've ... too ... when you....

if you havent noticed, alot of people arent doing that....



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Reply #11 on: May 31, 2008, 11:48:50 pm
you spend more then 1 minute looking at yourself in the mirror.

you know you have nothing else better to do when...
You are posting in all topics at the MTA board , when u are ONLY playing SAMP
You know youve had sex too much when

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Reply #12 on: June 01, 2008, 12:55:01 am
all the shops are out of condoms.


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Reply #13 on: June 01, 2008, 01:05:50 am
you can't tell if you're awake, or dreaming.

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Reply #14 on: June 01, 2008, 06:23:58 pm
you know you're dumb when you...
Can't read how the game works, so you post some stupid crap which is totally irrelevant to the game.

(THIS IS HOW THE GAME WORKS)
You know you've drank too much Monster when you....
Answer: Jitter all day for the next three days.

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