The best weed story

[Jserg]

Same for me..

 :conf:

Same for me

[Maximus]

yadi yadi yadi never smoke bla bla.. wah wah.. smoke more, whine less.

i remember this time, imma admit right now, i cant handle much when it comes to puffin, i dont know, sometimes i smoke-a-lot and sometimes i do one fat one and im oooooffffffff.

well, back in october i smoked a joint with a friend at the park, i felt the shit kickin in, and i was falling asleep, my hands were all cold, i had gloves on and shit. so i told my man that i was gonna take off. when standing up i was about to pass out, but i didnt;). then i started to hear trains, like a train right behind me. so i hopped on the bike and rid home, and i still heard the fuckin trains, i kept lookin behind me and there were no trains. but after some minutes the trains took off, and i rid back to the park and enjoyed the rest of the night! STOOOOONNNNed

[Hafford]

I thought a porch was a pirate ship

I almost burned everyone's hats with gasoline

I thought someone playing RATM on guitar hero was John Ceena?

[stof]

Well heres wat i think about smoking, it is for faggots who get bagged n shit at school and can only turn to drugs. What i say is to stop smokin and beat the shit out of the bullies maybe not the best advice in the world, but it will do.

[stiffler2100]

none of you read the topic title, it's not "tell me your opinion on weed" it's "the best weed story" so go away with your unwanted opinions  :IQ:


 

Well heres wat i think about smoking, it is for bad guys who get bagged n shit at school and can only turn to drugs. What i say is to stop smokin and beat the shit out of the bullies maybe not the best advice in the world, but it will do.

bagged n shit at school? man, you clearly ain't tried it.


people shouldn't share an opinion on it untill they have tried it :P

[Maximus]

none of you read the topic title, it's not "tell me your opinion on weed" it's "the best weed story" so go away with your unwanted opinions  :IQ:


 

bagged n shit at school? man, you clearly ain't tried it.


people shouldn't share an opinion on it untill they have tried it :P

indeed, see people think you get dumb after smokin one joint.
To get stupid you have to smoke everyday, for like a year to see any affect. but that is different from person to person.

actually i stopped smokin, havent smoked for about 2½ months i lost count after 3 weeks. But im beginning again to july, cause im going to cophagen, christania if anyone heard of that place. real nice marrokan hash:D

[Abraham]

Well heres wat i think about smoking, it is for bad guys who get bagged n shit at school and can only turn to drugs. What i say is to stop smokin and beat the shit out of the bullies maybe not the best advice in the world, but it will do.

1. Noone wants to know what you think, as it's off-topic. the topic is about weed stories, not "what do you think about weed".
2. You're obviously stupid, seeing as I never got bullied in school... I was the bullie...
3. If everyone would smoke, the world would be much better. (seriously)

[adam_stevens]

awww jesus yet again people had to jump in and say smoking is bad and so on... if he wanted judgment on how bad smoking is he would probably ask mum, teacher or whoever... he made the topic to hear what others have expierenced not your attitude on smokin. gosh.

[stiffler2100]

thank you guys, you took the words out of my mouth.

[The_Wolf]

I smoked ween only 1 single time in my whole life.

We were in my place, my parents were away for 3-4 days. It was New Year. At the 31th of December, we gathered the company and went to my place.

Vodka, vodka, whiskey, beer ... it was sooo heavy. Then a friend of mine took out some of the green s**t. I almost threw him out of mah house, but I was so drunk that I decided to just try insted. They lightended the thing up, it was some Holland stuff.

I smoked a little and when I came back inside and started drininking more - PAF! Something happend to me and I could barely breathe, couldn't stop laughing. Then a friend of mine said something REALLY Stupid: "$3000 = $5000". We were all ROFL and then something really stupid happend ...

I will always remember that night and will never touch that shet again ...

[Freedom]

even if you had sex with a cow!

I back-raped a cow and smoked weed. Then we went to my palace, the cow took his clothes off and did /dance 4. then i said /use weed and it said "you are out of weed" and i said /invent and i actually had 1 weed  , and then the cow did /setfee 500 and i did /sex on her and i lost all my cash. Then i went outside , grabbed my bike and went to the park. I called a friend of mine to come there. Then he said /give and gave me some weed. Then we smoked some weed and the cop abused us. Then we went to his palace and started sa-mp. We went argonath but noone was there  Then we played Counter Strike , using BadBoy v5.0 and got VAC banned 


















This is actually very true story.. Every single letter in this story is true!!!

[Fatboy_Rob]

I back-raped a cow and smoked weed. Then we went to my palace, the cow took his clothes off and did /dance 4. then i said /use weed and it said "you are out of weed" and i said /invent and i actually had 1 weed  , and then the cow did /setfee 500 and i did /sex on her and i lost all my cash. Then i went outside , grabbed my bike and went to the park. I called a friend of mine to come there. Then he said /give and gave me some weed. Then we smoked some weed and the cop abused us. Then we went to his palace and started sa-mp. We went argonath but noone was there  Then we played Counter Strike , using BadBoy v5.0 and got VAC banned 

WTF!? I WANT A PALACE TOO!

(^^ would be cool to have one!)
(Not making fun of a typo, I really want a Palace )

[Gandalf]

3. If everyone would smoke, the world would be much better. (seriously)

Guys I have seen and heard enough to know that the world would be just as much better if everyone drank pure vodka....
Some can handle it, some can not. Some people get rich on things that grow by nature....or that is helped by lots of artificial stuff.
I never smoked, but I know the full production and many stories, after all I live in Holland. 

[Abraham]

I, officialy, have the greatest munchies, EVER...

[Hafford]

Nevermind