Off-topic, but decided to post here...

Gandalf decided to show me Vodka Ice... Honestly, guys, in Russia they give it to children as lemonade...
Vodka should be used without any mixes... Pure...
Russians can mix it at work to hide vodka from administration... For that they take Coca-Cola (Coca-Cola company do not read it please) 2l bottle and empty it at the toilet while will not stay a little part on bottom... Then they put there Vodka... The color is of Coca-Cola - the taste is of Vodka (cos of minimum amount of Coca-Cola)... While we were searching for Vodka cos of drunk workers, we passed this Bottle of Coca-Cola, standing lonely on the window, several times... And after one week later we found out what they did...

Some TIPs:
- The real Vodka has a flame if you put a fire on it;
- The taste must be soft and not stay at your mouth/throat;
- The highest danger is mixer Vodka+beer: making you drunk very fast and if big amount - can bring a headache in the morning;
- If you were drinking too much and have a headache in the morning - drink 50 gr of... Vodka... Then your day is saved;
- Use marinade vegetables while drinking: cucumbers, tomatos, Korean salad to decrease alcohol in your blood;
- Do not use lemonades (Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Fanta, Ice Tea, Mineral water) with gas after drinking Vodka, use juices...
- Should be a good food on the table - meat, potatos, salads (Russian salads are the best, they are "heavy" food, not a grass for rabbits

), sausages, marinade vegetables, fish, fruits, etc... Remember: more food you eat - less alcohol goes to blood...
- You should not drink Vodka, you should drop it into your throat (watch in movies how Russians do it)...
Vodka Traditions:
- After first drink - no eating;
- Between first and second - no interval;
- Every drink has toast, without toast - only funeral dinner;
- if three guys met - here comes Vodka

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Funny sayings:
- Vodka without beer - wasting of money (beer gives a good drunk effect);
- Does not matter how much you bought Vodka for party - it will be always not enough;
- For drunk guy the sea is like a puddle (see "Facts");
Facts:
- drunk people do not have big damages as non drunk people...