Who has the best joke?

[LeonSforza123]

I have alot of jokes in arabic,cant say them in english..they dont fit will 

[Call_me_Dad]

Mine is not very good, but its the first that came to my mind

A guy was riding a bike, when he saw something written on a far off wall.
He went curiously to check out what it was.
In that procedure, he was fined $100 for wrong parking, $500 for jumping red light

The writing on the wall was: "The Guy who reads this is an Asshole"

He got irritated
so he wrote instead
"The guy who wrote this is an Asshole"

Muahahahaha

[LeonSforza123]

Check this one out:-

One high(High on drugs) was stopped by the police..they told him get in the car he said no thnx my house is near

[The_Wolf]

2 birds were flying and fighting which one to be in the middle  :roll:

[LeonSforza123]

that dosent go like that lol...

2 idiots rode a donkey...they fighted for who gets to sit next to the window lmaooo

[lavamike]

Every day a person road a bicycle and a bag of sand past the border into the U.S
When you police officer checked the bag he only found sand, and let him through
He would do this every single day until finally the officer asked him, "What are you smuggling because I know it has to be something."
The man replied, "Bicycles"

 :banana:

[Zun_Callison]

Whats the part between a blonde's tits called?
Silicon Valley..




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[Jserg]

Every day a person road a bicycle and a bag of sand past the border into the U.S
When you police officer checked the bag he only found sand, and let him through
He would do this every single day until finally the officer asked him, "What are you smuggling because I know it has to be something."
The man replied, "Bicycles"

 :banana:

Yea i know that one ,   

[Kaltsu]

I am a very serious person, so unfortunately I am not able to tell any good jokes.

[Gandalf]

I am a very serious person, so unfortunately I am not able to tell any good jokes.

[LeonSforza123]

Kaltsu got ur self a joke there

[Knoothead]

I am a very serious person, so unfortunately I am not able to tell any good jokes.

HAHAHA You serious, yeah right.. :]]

[The_Wolf]

I am a very serious person, so unfortunately I am not able to tell any good jokes.

Rofl @ the serious person

[tiderman]

     

[Call_me_Dad]

A 2-Seater plane crashed in a Graveyard

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