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Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.
Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."
Yo mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo mama's so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
Yo mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama's so skinny, she uses Chap stick for deodorant.
Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama's so skinny and flat, she's the only woman in the world with two backs.
Yo mama's so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather.
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court, " she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Burger King and thought she was a queen.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.
Yo mama's so stupid, when asked what a pronoun was, she said a noun that gets paid.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the bix.
Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled MACY's wrong."
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna know".
Yo mama's so stupid, she took lessons for a player piano.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo mama's so stupid, the bad guy snuck on the bus and paid to get off.
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's..."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her about X-Men she said "Sure, there's Harry my first baby daddy, Willy the guy I see on Thursdays..."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
Yo mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Wu-Tang is an orange flavored drink.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco.
Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy.
Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bad guy since.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.
Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out, " she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.
Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Trak Auto is where you get hair weaves for your car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her "Nehi" peach drink.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Thiland was a men's clothing store.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said "I think I'll take the physical challenge."
Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
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Your mother is so fat, than when she wears a yellow dress, ppl scream "TAXI! TAXI!"
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Yo Mamma is my Mamma
Yo mama is so stupid....... once upon a time your mom was asked: how stupid you are?
She replied: more than you.
The man said: But How much?
Yo mama: You need a Value?
Man: Yes, rate yourself between 1 to 100
Yo Mama: But cant i rate myself more than that?
Man: ummm... yes you can.
Yo Mama: Arright, Teach me how to count and then ill tell you.
Man: Arright....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45
,46,47,48,49,50,51,52,53,54...................234,235,236,237 hmmph...hmmph
Yo mama: Cant you teach me more than that?
Man: Sorry miss, but you have to tell me in the range of 1 to 100.
Yo mama: Arright.... My stupidity rating is........ *ring* *ring*....Awww.. the phone is ringing, ill be right back.
Yo mama: Hello.
The Guy on Phone: Hello there, this is me
Yo mama: Hi me.
The Guy on Phone: What????
Yo mama: me, can you tell me how stupid i am?
The guy on phone: Is this the Mclane residence?
Yo mama: Maybe yes, Maybe No, Maybe you should tell me how stupid i am
<hangup>
Man: Miss, whos phone was that?
Yo mama: Me's
Man: Who me?
Yo mama: me
Man: wtf??
Yo mama: Why are you sweating?
Man: I am tired by all that counting.
Yo mama: You need water?
Man: Yes, sure
Yo mama: Go get it from the Mississippi river
Man: What? its so far away.....Dont you have water in your house?
Yo mama: Yes, but the Mississippi is the longest river in the world.
Man: SO what?
Yo mama: Then the water will be long too.
Man: OMG!!
Yo mama: are you all right?
Man: I think ill go from here..
Yo mama: No wait, i havent told you my reading till now
Man: So please, can you be quick?
Yo mama: No!
Man: Why no?
Yo mama: coz my dad told me, If you be quick doing things, you'll end up doing mistakes.
Man: But if you take care, you wont make mistakes.
Yo Mama: Arright.... My Stupidity level is: log(67+383)(66536-98)/(345x76)
Man: WTF!!
Yo mama: arright...ill be quick
Man: No pls, spare me....ill go from here!
Yo mama: Wait drink some water, before leaving pls.
Man: Alright
Yo mama:ill get some.
Yo mama puts her husband's medicines in the glass of water and gives it to the man.
Man drinks the water.
Man: The water tasted a bit different?
Yo mama: Yup, my husband is suffering from some disease, he told me to always put those medicines in water.
the man dies
Yo mama calls 911
Yo mama: Hello, theres a dead body there.
Police: DOnt worry we will call the FBI for interrogation
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