Dry Jokes

[PMP]

I'll start

You know what Jesus say when he resurrected at the third day?

"OMG, ****ing lag, 3 days to respawn?!?"

[Anto]

Oh God...

No 1. Shitty Joke

No 2. I fear the worst coming out of this topic, may God have mercy on your soul PMP.. 

[Jubin]

Satan goes to Heaven, to speak to God.
Satan: God, you have to take that computer nerd to Heaven, I beg you."
God: "And why is that, Satan?"
Satan: " Well, after you sent him to Hell, he yelled:" Doom!!" and killed all my little devils."

[alamicu]

Satan goes to Heaven, to speak to God.
Satan: God, you have to take that computer nerd to Heaven, I beg you."
God: "And why is that, Satan?"
Satan: " Well, after you sent him to Hell, he yelled:" Doom!!" and killed all my little devils."

and waited for the  "Next Level" sign

[Cr4ig0]

Satan gets banned for hacking on Argonath and shoots his brains out...  :devroll:

[tiderman]

Satan gets banned for hacking on Argonath and shoots his brains out...  :devroll:

Thats so bad I actually laughed at it :P

[John_Vaughan]

This topic is the most pointless thing ever. Just a spam is what this is.

Requesting Topic Lock.

[Matthew_Cipricla]

This topic is the most pointless thing ever. Just a spam is what this is.

Requesting Topic Lock.

thats why its in off topic......off topic topic's are usually pointless.  :roll:

[Gillie_Da_Kid]

Umm, not sure really. :conf:

[Kitsune]

This topic is the most pointless thing ever. Just a spam is what this is.

Requesting Topic Lock.

thats why its in off topic......off topic topic's are usually pointless.  :roll:

touché

[stof]

uhh...this topic is bad anyways ill tell you a funny thing my 5 yr old bro said xD

My Bro: Mum i'm scared
Mum: Why?
My Bro: I had a bad dream
Mum: Oh really, what was scary?
My Bro: Michael Jackson!

hehe 

[Grovyle]

I am the master of dry jokes

Cat: Ohai
Dog: Ohai
Cat: Chase me
Dog: Nah
Cat: y
Dog: becuz you have too much fur and I am afraid of fur
Cat: but u have fur too
Dog: no i dont I have coloured toilet paper around

[PMP]

Oh God...

No 1. Shitty Joke

No 2. I fear the worst coming out of this topic, may God have mercy on your soul PMP.. 

It's a dry joke, it's not really meant to be funny... :roll:

Two blond chick are walking the street, one says:"hey look, a dead bird!"
"Where?" says the other looking to the sky.


One proton ask the other:"You sure we are protons?"
The other:"I'm positive"

Two tomatoes are crossing the street, one gets ran over.
The other one yells across the street:"Hey! Catch up!"

[tiderman]

Two tomatoes are crossing the street, one gets ran over.
The other one yells across the street:"Hey! Catch up!"

Must have been first joke ever told :P

This topic is the most pointless thing ever. Just a spam is what this is.

Requesting Topic Lock.

Telling jokes is not spam nor pointless..

[PMP]

Goofy uses keyboard, Mickey? Mouse

Hitler jokes now.

You know why Hitler suicided?
If you received such a Gas bill you would too.

One day, Hitler gathered a bunch of Jews and sent them to a gas chamber. But when they got there they saw that it had no roof and all Jews started laughing, so Hitler says"So your laughing? I'll see if you laugh when I dump the gas barrels on top of you."

Hitler gathers all the Jews and states: "Today half of you will go home!", so the Jewish crowd goes wild celebrating, then Hitler turns: "Hans bring out the chainsaw!!!"