Dry Jokes

[SCReAMoKiD]

wanna know the diference between a black man and a pizza ?

a pizza could feed a family of 4



(no harm intended not racists just heard that joke somewhere x) )

[PMP]

wanna know the difference between a Jew and a pizza ?

Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

[Jubin]

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.


Get even with a bear who has raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.

[[Rstar]Razor]

Mom, give me a stair - The kid said.
Why? - The Mom asks.
Because I can't get to the moon with the bench - The kid says.


Moom, I see a black person, I'm scared, is that a monster? - The kid
No... It's Michael Jackson! RUUUN - The mom

My father is very strong! - says the kid.
How you know? - aks the other boy.
You know the dead sea? - asks the kid.
Yeah. - says the other boy.
My father killed him - says the kid.

[Marc2984]

I prefer wet jokes..

[[Rstar]Razor]

I bet you do Marc. 
* Razor wets himself

[Dave]

What do you call two PAkistani men ina sleeping bag?

Twix...


what do you call lots of Pakistani men falling off a cliff?


Chocolate drops




(Only ones i could think of atm, i have loads somewhere in my room...)

[Matthew_Cipricla]

PMP no offense or anything but your jokes sound nazi-ish.  the black man and pizza one was funny (i aint racist either)

[Watti]

kk

My jokes.. Racism Sexist.. im sorry but no harm ment ..

Whats the difference between a white baby and a black baby?
30 Seconds in a microwave

How do you find your Blind friend in a Strip club?
Its not Hard

how do you know if a Pizza Has been eaten by a Black man?
The Crusts are gone

How many Watti's does it take to change a light bulb?
As many Watti's it takes to Type properly (i heard this one today lol :P)

What happens if your house is empty but your Lawn is Full
Move Out

a Guy said, Yo man thats an elephant!! its a STAMPEED!
only he ran, Why
It was a Plush toy

If you seen your TV floating away at night, What do you do?
Turn on the light see if the Black mans Camo works then

Patient: Doctor Doctor, i got smashed last night and Shoved Strawberries up my ass! help!!
Doctor: Hold on i got cream for that

An Australian moved to newzealand, and Made a Farm and had chickens, cows, the works...
one day an egg fell over into the next door neighbours yard
The Aussie Said: Yo mate can i have my egg back
The Kiwi Said: You must play me a game first
Aussie: Yeah, Sure mate, What game
Kiwi: U kick me in the Nuts and then ill kick u, and who ever is down longer gets the egg
Aussie: Yea ok i can do that
The aussie was Kicking First, He looked at the Kiwi's feet he has Steel caps on, he had flip flops on.
the aussie lined up and BOOTED himm, The Kiwi was down for 5 minutes,
When the Kiwi recoverd, he said ok my turn
the aussie said: Na mate its just an egg u can keep it.
and walked away

[stof]

hahahah the last one was hilarious...that's how we resolve things in Australia

[stiffler2100]

racist but...yeah sorry


how long does it take for a black woman to shit?

9 months.

[Legolas]

M: Son if you clean your hands, i give you coockie.
S: Mom, i dont have hands
M: No hands, no coockie

There was an Polish guy, German, Russian and the devil
The devil say: i will lock you all alone in room without dors, windows... without anythin. And i give you two balls. I give you 1 month, you have to show me somethin with them after that, if no... you go to the hell.
after one  month later
The devil goes to the German: well what you have?
The German showed him circous trick: hey great, you are free
The devil goes to the Russian: well what you have?
The Russian made magic trick with them: hey great, you are free
then the devil goes to Polish guy: well what you have?
The Polish guy, one ball lost and the second broke

[Jcstodds]

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[Dave]

  I refuse to post or partake in any way in these spam threads.

You took part/posted just there :/

[Watti]

AHHA.. Does the polish guy go to hell ?? Cos he broke it and lost one :P??