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A joke

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Offline HellrockerTopic starter

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on: August 02, 2008, 03:22:23 am
Here's a joe I have posted on a few forums I got some laughs lets see how Argonath peeps like it.

Three little ducks go into a Bar.

'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck.

'Huey,' was the reply.

'How's your day been, Huey?'

'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?' said Huey.

'Oh. That's nice,' said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, 'Hi, and what's your name?'

'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number two.

'So how's your day been, Dewey?' he asked.

'Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?'

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, 'So, you must be Louie?'

'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes.

'My name is Puddles.'


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Reply #1 on: August 02, 2008, 03:28:06 am
 :roll: mmmkay?

Sorry I dont really see the humor in it..  :neutral:



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Reply #2 on: August 02, 2008, 03:44:46 am
Where is the joke??? To me it's like a punch of typos


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Reply #3 on: August 02, 2008, 04:42:37 am
they've been in puddles all day, what more could a duck want

the third ducks name is puddles  :lol:



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Reply #4 on: August 02, 2008, 04:48:47 am
LOL, Its funny, Get it "Puddles" ?


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Reply #5 on: August 02, 2008, 05:06:49 am
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Z /me falls asleep


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Reply #6 on: August 02, 2008, 05:08:21 am
So no one gets it?
Get it? In and out? They both had sex with the duck named "Puddles?"


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Reply #7 on: August 02, 2008, 11:43:59 am
I understand that they both had sex with "Puddles" but I still dont find it very funny..



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Reply #8 on: August 02, 2008, 12:01:27 pm
lol :D


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Reply #9 on: August 02, 2008, 12:45:52 pm
hahaha. pretty good.

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Reply #10 on: August 02, 2008, 02:36:01 pm


Written by Omri: "so no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it like a man instead of bad guying around."


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Reply #11 on: August 02, 2008, 04:49:52 pm
I got it, but i didnt laugh hard, just a little "heheh"



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Reply #12 on: August 02, 2008, 05:35:49 pm
George Bush and Vladimir Putin both get frozen. After 40 years they are brought back to life.
Putin goes over the desk, grabs the newspaper and bursts into laughter.
Bush is stunned and thinks "what's going on?" grabs the newspaper to himself and sees title "Communism in USA"
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Reply #13 on: August 02, 2008, 06:08:13 pm
It is just one of those jokes you think is funny or stupid. Everyone has there opinion.


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Reply #14 on: August 02, 2008, 06:11:27 pm
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Why: It was the wrong topic i posted it in  :lol:

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