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Another "Joke"

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on: August 03, 2008, 07:54:12 pm
I told it in Argonath..and a few guys like it :)


A girl comes to confess all bad things she did and meets a priest:

Priest: Hey girl, what did you do?

Girl: I called a man son of a bitch!

Priest: Why?

Girl: He touched my arm!

Priest: Thats not a reason to call him like that!

Girl: He touched my breasts too!

Priest: Like that? *touches girls breasts*

Girl: Yes!

Priest: Not a reason to call him like that!

Girl: He also stuck his d*ck in my p*ssy!

Priest: Like that? *puts his d*ck into her p*ssy!

Girl: YEAH YEAH YEAH !

Priest: Not a reason to call him a son of a bitch!

Girl: He had AIDS!

Priest: That son of a bitch!

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Reply #1 on: August 03, 2008, 08:11:52 pm
 :lol:
funny priest

 :ps: its not necessary he had inherited AIDS


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Reply #2 on: August 04, 2008, 01:42:02 am
Quote from: Call_me_Dad on August 03, 2008, 08:11:52 pm
:lol:
funny priest

 :ps: its not necessary he had inherited AIDS

At least it made him worry about if he did have it or not  :razz:


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Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 02:18:50 am
LMAO! Funny, he got aids.


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Reply #4 on: August 04, 2008, 02:35:58 am
Priest got pwned! :rofl:


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Reply #5 on: August 04, 2008, 06:31:50 am
ROFL  :rofl:


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Reply #6 on: August 04, 2008, 06:36:45 am
There is already topic about jokes... Do not double post, use one topic for one thread...

You found paradise in Argonath. You had a good game, you made good friends. The admins protected you and there were courts of law. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Aragorn, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect.

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