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on: August 28, 2008, 08:37:57 am
BIRTHDAY GAME..GIVE IT A TRY!!

RULES-> Please select month, date and the colour u like and complete the sentence...and reply wid the sentences provided for each month/date/color respectively...

Pick the month you were born in:

January-------i shot
February----- i ate
March---------i killed
April------- -i ran away with
May-----------i fell in love with
June----------i murdered
July----------i gave my shoes to
August--------i sang a duvet with
September ----i had crush on
October-------i danced with
November -----i kissed
December------I hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------homeless guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8------ ------an ipod
9------- -----my best friends boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------ -----my dog
12------ -----my cat
13------------the computer
14------- ----my science teacher
15-------- ---my neighbor
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18--------- --my bestfriend’s girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permenant marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my pshyciatrist
26------------old lady
27------------hockey stick
28--------- --a football player
29--------- --a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone


Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
White---------Because i was high
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I m a half dead.
Red---------- Because I was in mental hospital
Blue----------Because i cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I’am shy
Gray----------Because that’s the way Iam
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry.
Naked---------Because I am mental


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Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 08:42:41 am
I hit a gangsta because I can't control myself.



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Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 08:47:50 am
I fell in love with my cat because i was high... :weed: is bad!

Hello, if you read this, you are cool! Soo...read this...or else...uhm...i don't actually know what i'm gonna do with you...probably...shoot you.


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Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 09:16:29 am
I shot a gangster because I can't control myself.

Lol...



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Reply #4 on: August 28, 2008, 09:33:08 am
I killed an iPod because I was hungry.

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Last time I called XBOX support I demanded to speak to Bill Gates.

What is this, I don't even.


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Reply #5 on: August 28, 2008, 09:43:02 am
i fell in love with a paperclip because i was drunk



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Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 10:06:26 am
I shot a paperclip because I am mental



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Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 10:16:16 am
I had a crush on a paperclip cause i cant control my self!    ROFLMAO


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Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 10:18:06 am
rofl, if i dont read the main post and see all ur replies.. i feel you all went mad  :lol:


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Reply #9 on: August 28, 2008, 10:23:26 am
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooot LIES !!!


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Reply #10 on: August 28, 2008, 10:25:27 am
I hit old lady because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.



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Reply #11 on: August 28, 2008, 10:27:51 am
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot LIES !!!
what.. ?  :conf:


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Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 11:22:13 am
i killed a paperclip because i was high.. :roll:



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Reply #13 on: August 28, 2008, 11:26:25 am
I hit my best friends boyfriend because i was high. :lol:



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Reply #14 on: August 28, 2008, 11:36:03 am
I murdered a mad cow because I was in a mental hospital. 

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