Stories of Yourself

[sinamun]

you probs wanted to lick her BEFORE she had perfume on.

no it was one of those things you say befor thinking :P

[Myggen]

Ayo, I wuz born in nine-fo in the ghetto in Sweden, nawmsayin'?
Raized in hell in a little red houze on a farm wit' ma' moms and ma' pops and ma' two sisters, you dig? Jus' thugz aroun' 'ere drive byin' wit' dem reindeerz 'n' shit, yo! Everybody'z jus' drinkin' hennessee 'n' smokin' weed all day gettin' chazed by the local po-po, fo' realz. Phucc' tha po-lice!
I remember back den, this one time, when me 'n' ma' homie'z wuz layin' dust 'n' small stone'z 'n' shit on tha road besidez ma' houze. 'N' as soon as a car came we jus' hide in a bush 'n' watch 'em silly muhfucca'z drive over the bump. Dayum, a wigguh went outside hiz seven-fo'-o 'n' jus' stared at it. I wuz scared as a muhfucca' 'n' thought he wuz gon' blast us wit' hiz fo'-fo'. 'N' dis 1 time I wuz at tha little green candy shop at tha församlingshem 'n' I wuz buyin' dis lollipop dat costed a wigguh 5 kronor. I gave tha busta' in tha shop 10 kronor and the crazy ass muhfucca' gave me 6 kronor back. AND I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! Jus' went bacc' home to chill. In school I'm gettin' dem A's but I don't gave a phucc', 'cause I'm a streiht up G! Damn life'z hard livin' like a baller in the gutter.

Rolf, Nice story Tiderman.. Look like you have it fun on the farms in Sweden.. Here in Norway it's shit..
Glad i dont live in a farm

[Hircine]

if you're an immigrant you shouldn't be there anyways, especially robbing people, just go back and come back when it's legal for you to come there.

Are you stupid? Immigrant does not equal Illegal Immigrant.

And Hennessee is da shit

[Niall]

i honestly hope when you try rob someone they pull a knife out on you and kill "yo ass" and your "homies"

Yea, i agree. I have absolutely no sympathy for people like that.

Good thing you don't regulary rob people where i live, simply because you would get you're kneecaps blown off or a bullet sent to you, which is worse.

[Zun_Callison]

I went to school, boring as hell.
Went home with my girl, she slept over, and we did what grown up people do when they are in love. sex.

That's my day, funny 'eh?

[rJCaiG]

We got Hockey training.When the time i hit teh ball, it goes straight up to teh sky and my teacher said
''Zomg, ur teh best hitter in our school''



and im proud of that :P.


I love field hockey

i used to play hockey..i'd kick your ass anyday boiiii

on the weekend i didnt do much actually. mostly computer, and there was a big storm so i turned my computer off (holy shit) and went out to take pictures.

[Omri]

Short information about my day:

I woke up 07:15 GMT+ 1 ( Server Time ), went to the kitchen to grab some food mean while drinking tea. Then I dressed up and around 07:50, I took ma'bike and ridin' to the school. On ma'way to school I did SMS Maximuuus if I should pick him up, and he answered yes, pick me up at 08:00, at his house we waited also for another guy and he came, we did ride for 1 min and then another friend of our came. Now we was 4 guys ridin'thier way to school. The first 2 hours of classes, I had economic and now im having Computer Technology while posting this post.


 

[stiffler2100]

Are you stupid? Immigrant does not equal Illegal Immigrant.

And Hennessee is da shit

my bad :P just thought he meant he was illegally here so he couldn't get work without getting busted.

[stiffler2100]

I went to school, boring as hell.
Went home with my girl, she slept over, and we did what grown up people do when they are in love. sex.

That's my day, funny 'eh?

and you told me you had aids....and what about us?! I didn't do those things on webcam for just a bit of sexual experience...i thought you loved me.

[Omri]

I went off from school to the city and met with a friend, we just been in the company with Mary Jane and I enjoyed her pretty much. Now im sitting at a local place where we youth people sit and have fun, im sitting on my laptop on some wireless internet while posting this post.

[Zun_Callison]

and you told me you had aids....and what about us?! I didn't do those things on webcam for just a bit of sexual experience...i thought you loved me.

<3



(( +1 ))

[Omri]

Aye'I'm here again posting what I did today.

I went with some mates up to the city AGAIN, we was chilling and should meet up with some of my friend, friends. We said hello to them and said hello also to Mary Jane, we went to the guys place and met again her. We was there for 2 hours after that we went over to another place and just saw some high guys laughing at each other.

[UberPwner]

Lying in bed hoping this flu will go away [just woke up], Had it for two days now. I'll tell you about yesterday.

Woke up around 4-5am [I always wake up early if im sick, like, somthing happens and i wake up]
Went into the loungeroom and watched some TV, I stayed home from school, and felt like crap.
We had to mind my 2 little cousins while their mum worked, and that was bad, going to me, SHAKING ME. and saying DAVE DAVE are you awake?
When im asleep.

We had Maccas for lunch, which was alright, I played Company of Heroes then went to bed around 7pm.

[Calabrici1]

SxS's typical day:

I woke up 7:00 AM, i ate, put on my gigantic iPod headphones and walked to school, was there by 7:45, school started 8:10 so i was just hurting some smaller kids whilst i waited, i went to math, and this fat kid broke a really expensive thingy that the teacher had and he was so angry that he shut donw his classes for the day, so i had 20 mins pause, i played SA:MP, then i went to cooking but it was a "book session" so that we should only do some writing instead of some baking, i didn't do ANYTHING, i was playing poker in my iPod under the table the whole 2 hours, that was sad :S
I had an 30 Min break, i went home with my friend and we had us some Breezer, (Its ok, im 14)(Well, its not :S), and we came kinda stoned to language class, so we didn't stay there for long before we got thrown out, we went to lunch, fishballs, eww, then we went to english class and irritated the teacher, told her she looked like a rat(she does).
I went home, then went to a community center for teens, pwnd all in Guitar Hero, i went home, Played SA:MP, then i went to my GFs house and we went to some party, but that was booring (no alcohol) so i went home about 8:00 and ate dinner, played SA:MP until now, 11:30, planning on going to sleep

[MasterNeo]

Ayo, I wuz born in nine-fo in the ghetto in Sweden, nawmsayin'?
Raized in hell in a little red houze on a farm wit' ma' moms and ma' pops and ma' two sisters, you dig? Jus' thugz aroun' 'ere drive byin' wit' dem reindeerz 'n' shit, yo! Everybody'z jus' drinkin' hennessee 'n' smokin' weed all day gettin' chazed by the local po-po, fo' realz. Phucc' tha po-lice!
I remember back den, this one time, when me 'n' ma' homie'z wuz layin' dust 'n' small stone'z 'n' shit on tha road besidez ma' houze. 'N' as soon as a car came we jus' hide in a bush 'n' watch 'em silly muhfucca'z drive over the bump. Dayum, a wigguh went outside hiz seven-fo'-o 'n' jus' stared at it. I wuz scared as a muhfucca' 'n' thought he wuz gon' blast us wit' hiz fo'-fo'. 'N' dis 1 time I wuz at tha little green candy shop at tha församlingshem 'n' I wuz buyin' dis lollipop dat costed a wigguh 5 kronor. I gave tha busta' in tha shop 10 kronor and the crazy ass muhfucca' gave me 6 kronor back. AND I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! Jus' went bacc' home to chill. In school I'm gettin' dem A's but I don't gave a phucc', 'cause I'm a streiht up G! Damn life'z hard livin' like a baller in the gutter.

          


ROFL best story ever XD