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Reply #60 on: September 05, 2009, 12:04:52 pm
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLLL

I Shot A Pickle Because I Hate Myself


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Reply #61 on: September 08, 2009, 04:16:02 pm
I choked on an ipod Because I was high.  :roll:

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Reply #62 on: September 08, 2009, 06:58:26 pm
I shot the computer because I was high.



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Reply #63 on: September 11, 2009, 02:01:06 pm
I ate your mom because I am hott and do what I want  :conf:



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Reply #64 on: September 11, 2009, 02:08:27 pm
I smacked a banana because I'm retarded.


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Reply #65 on: September 12, 2009, 04:26:15 pm
Mine:
I shot a mexican because that's what I do  :cool:

Brother's:
I murdered a baseball bat because I got high, because I got high, because I got high...
taralatatata...  :weed: :weed2: :weed:


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I ate a baseball bat Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars. xDDD  :lol: :lol:

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I smacked a policeman Because I was drunk.  :neutral:

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Reply #66 on: September 12, 2009, 07:13:11 pm
I fell in love with a banana because I was drunk. :lol:

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Reply #67 on: September 12, 2009, 07:54:09 pm
I fell in love with a dvd player because voices told me to xD



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Reply #68 on: September 12, 2009, 08:04:31 pm
LOOL!

I hugged my brother Because I hate myself.

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I danced with a soda Because the voices told me to.



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Reply #69 on: September 12, 2009, 08:33:33 pm
I kissed a soda because the voices told me to  :lol:



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Reply #70 on: September 13, 2009, 12:12:49 pm
I hugged myself because I'm hot and I do what I want.



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Reply #71 on: September 15, 2009, 07:50:24 pm
I fell in love with an ipod because i was drunk

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Reply #72 on: September 16, 2009, 06:47:07 pm
I shot a goat Because I was high.

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Reply #73 on: September 17, 2009, 02:30:24 am
"I shot
a policeman
because that's how I roll"

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Reply #74 on: September 17, 2009, 02:36:09 am
I danced with mexican cause I hated myself and I were drunk.


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