Ever had an Accident?

[rJCaiG]

wow goodblue, nice story.
they're called floaties, not wristbands 

[Goodblue]

wow goodblue, nice story.
they're called floaties, not wristbands 

haha ok I will edit that.

[cDa]

I ripped my sig off the internets and added some glow and my name .

duude rippers are the WORST kind of photoshopers.. its like i take a ferrari,put my tag on it and drive around saying i made it??? duuudeee noooo!

anyways,when i was 12 fell in PE class,dislocated shoulder, still hurts sometimes and if you look realy close that shoulder is a bit lower than other one(doctor didnt put in back good)

[Seskom]

I had alot of accidents..

1.When i was 9 i crashed a bike(some bike you gotta push with your feet idk name of it) into rocks and flipped i was bleeding

2. when i was like 3 years old i felt down stairs and i was bleeding

3.when i got my first bike i was about 10 years old it was 50cc ATM i crashed it next to a tree and hitted my balls..

4.I crashed a my Dirtbike 110cc to another dirtbike exactly same what mine and i flew into a bush (i was 12 then)

5.I crashed ATV into tree and got transferd to hospital cause on next day i coudlnt speak anymore ( i was saying things i didint want to xD ) and doctors said i got something wrong with my brain and i had to lay down for 3 days but i got out on first day xD(i was 12 then)

6.I crashed my bike into a wall and made a faceplant but nothing happend(lucky accident)

7. idk if you can call it an accidend but i drank vodka,Gin and juice at same time i got home with 3.24(or 3.28 i cant remeber right) and whole room was smelling for alcohol and my mom told me to blow into alcoscan,she wanted to take me to hospital but i didint go (i was 12 then)

8. when i was on 3rd grade i hitted my head to wall in school and it started to bleed i was holding my hand on head and when i took it off it was full of blood,teacher got shocked when she saw it and called ambulance who took me home later i was lucky i didint get any stretches

9. i was walking up down stairs cause i was boored and i didint had key to open door i was waiting my parents and i felt right to stoned stairs and my lips were HUGE

10. i hitted my balls riding a bike wich really hurted(was about 10)

11. i was making a jump with bike and i got hit by pedal and it had somekinda nails on it to keep me on bike i was about 12 but now im 13 and i still got the mark

12. i crashed my bike after i finished jump into a rock

13. i made a jump with dirt bike and i pulled to much so i landed on foot and the dirtbike was 90 degreeds.I ran after the dirtbike and got on it ( lucky one again )


Thats all i remeber for now.i hope i wont do anything stupid again xD

[Jubin]

once in the first  grade I was too afraid to ask to go to the bathroom in the middle of a class, so I wet my pants a bit

didn't happend
yeah it did
seriously, it was a close one, but didn't happen

[Altair_Carter]

7. idk if you can call it an accidend but i drank vodka,Gin and juice at same time i got home with 3.24(or 3.28 i cant remeber right) and whole room was smelling for alcohol and my mom told me to blow into alcoscan,she wanted to take me to hospital but i didint go (i was 12 then)

And what did paretns did to you ?


My accident is,that on the previous year in Summer,on the 13th of June (was friday 13th) in about 21:15(keeps closer to 13,its spooky a bit ;S ),i broke FINGERS,not the leg itself,but FIngers on my right leg.It happened,that my father asked my mom to drop his jacket,while he was outside. I live on the 2nd flood and its not a problem.The problem was,that my mother missed and threw it onto a roof,which is on the up of the main doors in the house (Those,who live in Tallinn,Estonia in Lasnamae,will understand me).So,i was 12,and a bit unexpected to do this,but my mother asked me to jump for it. I jumped....and for a min i was lieing on that roof,coz of the pain,when i broked my toes.We didn't expected the toe brake,so we went in about noon on the next day to the hirurgical.

[Grovyle]

I once was running to school so fast I hitted a traffic post

[Anto]

I was playing Gaelic Football, (not soccer. its a different sport, like rugby a bit) and i tried to jump up and win the ball when it came from the kickout and my marker ran straight into me in the air, i spun about 3 times and hit the ground on my shoulder, i pushed the bone out of place, its ok now but i can feel my shoulder crack now sometimes when im strecthing for sports.

and on saturday morning i went to a rhuematoligist or something (back specialist) and he told me I have 'Shueman's disease' in my lower back. It doesn't affect you that much and alot of young men have it, just means my bones in my back are not growing fast enough for my exercise, sometimes hurts but im now getting a specialist physio to sort it out 

so i have a disease 

 

[BarbarSforza]

Oh well, i had a lot of accidents with my bike and my knees are all over with scars.
Some are from playing basketball with my brothers, but that's nothing..
And all scars hurts like hell when i touch them.. 

[sinamun]

1. i had just come out of the lido with my friends and we wanted to take a shortcut home,
so as allways.. i show the fastest way.
i showed a way over a wall with ling spikes on top.
i told my friends to go over it and they sed no.
i called them a pussy and said it was easy, i climbed up it. my shoe got cought inbetween 2 spikes and i faceplanted from about 7ft
i was fine tho :P

2. i have this green laser pen that can reach the clouds.
and i was board one night and i brought it to my mates house.
on the way home i saw this little red car with 3 chavs in it played hard rave music horn at me. they were about 300m away and i get my laser out and pointed it into their car..
i heard a screach. they had crashed into a lampost because it got into the mirror or something.
i started walking strait away cuz i was scared.
i saw 2 chavs get out ( around 20 yr olds) so i started running down the ally way to my house.
i was running soo fast cuz of the adreniline that i swear i could smash the world record for 100m in about 5 seconds.
i took a corner and i slipped cuz it was raining. i rolled about 5 times then i got up in half a second picked up my laser and jetted home with a broken shoulder. i got home and i had broken my shoulder cut all down my leg and hand.
this was 2 weeks ago and yesterday i found out that they live on the oposite street from me.

[Altair_Carter]

this was 2 weeks ago and yesterday i found out that they live on the oposite street from me.

I find this as the funniest part 

[Matthew_Cipricla]

I dobt that the lazer pen could be shown up in clouds, maybe the very low ones but not the clouds you would see our in the middle of the day.

[sinamun]

it doesnt even work in midday because of the light pollution from the sun.
at night it reaches the clouds and you can see a perfect line.


this is only a 50mw laser
mine is 340mw hulk.
and mine is the size of a regular pen

[Seskom]

And what did paretns did to you ?


My accident is,that on the previous year in Summer,on the 13th of June (was friday 13th) in about 21:15(keeps closer to 13,its spooky a bit ;S ),i broke FINGERS,not the leg itself,but FIngers on my right leg.It happened,that my father asked my mom to drop his jacket,while he was outside. I live on the 2nd flood and its not a problem.The problem was,that my mother missed and threw it onto a roof,which is on the up of the main doors in the house (Those,who live in Tallinn,Estonia in Lasnamae,will understand me).So,i was 12,and a bit unexpected to do this,but my mother asked me to jump for it. I jumped....and for a min i was lieing on that roof,coz of the pain,when i broked my toes.We didn't expected the toe brake,so we went in about noon on the next day to the hirurgical.

I havent been able to stay away for night to any of my friends :S wich sucks and also got a looong talk next morning when my head hurted badly

14.(adding to my list) i burned my leg against Dirtbike exthaust and i can still see the burned place it has been for 1year or so :S

[stof]

it doesnt even work in midday because of the light pollution from the sun.
at night it reaches the clouds and you can see a perfect line.


this is only a 50mw laser
mine is 340mw hulk.
and mine is the size of a regular pen

i had one of these..there soo fun my friends used to always take them to footy matches..but now their banned from the matches :/ but anyways mine brokdeded

a story from yesterday:
i climbed up on our roof to get some tennis balls down to play a lil cricket and just as i almost got it from the gutter i stepped on something sharp (barefooted) and i lost my footing and fell from the roof..my shoulder is really sore but..after like 10 mins i went to get it again haha roof is about 2m off the ground so not a bad fall rly im gonna go play cricket now actually